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Been playing The Witcher 3 recently and got early series Lister/Rimmer vibes from 2 minor characters:

“Order 76-CW-X is clear, auction’s only open to folk with invitations, writ out in their names, plain and simple”
“Order 76-CW-X also held that Lance Corporal Vaclav stick a broomstick up his arse”
“Kleiner! Need I remind you of the penalty for insulting a superior!”

 

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Wiki says in 1997 he was in a schools education series called “English Express Language Skills”. Videos aren’t there but:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b036k14r The description for this is “A visit to a haunted house in search of words to express fear.”

And one here https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b0077vld “Craig Charles explores how choosing and using words helps conjure up images in people’s minds.”. Clip on there of Craig reading a poem.

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Once again using this thread for snippets of info. Craig interviewed on ‘White Wine Question Time, with Kate Thornton’ said:

“We brought out the feature ‘the Promised Land’ and we were supposed to have made another two features by now, or at least another one and going on to do a third but obviously Covid put pay to all that so hopefully we’ll get to doing it sometime next year I suppose”.

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“He picks up the signal on an old Nokia I think”

Ah, so he moved on from the problems of the battery life of the Ericsson, good.

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From July:

“We put a lot of hard work into ‘The Promised Land’ so it is most satisfying to hear that it has generally been well received.

Back in April I enjoyed linking up with Paul Jackson, Rob Grant and Ed Bye for a Red Dwarf webinar and subsequently contributed to two ‘Lockdown Theatre’ productions. All good fun and an excellent way to break up the routine of life under ‘lockdown’.

As for TV projects, I simply do not know at this stage. I hear that the filming of some drama and comedy is going ahead and I also hear that more Red Dwarf product may be in the offing, but we shall just have to wait and see!”

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I remember Richard Naylor saying in that twitter Q&A he did in April that he might know more soon so entirely possible conversations have taken place as to what could be next.

Also I’m sure that other thread posted about what Doug said on Twitter wasn’t showing up when I did so above, just in case it looks like I didn’t bother to check.

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Not sure this is an update on anything (depends how much you want to read into it I guess) but fuck it. As a response on twitter to “Will there be any more Red Dwarf projects in the future?” Doug said “If I was a betting man I’d say: definitely, 100% yes and yes.” In reply to a follow up asking whether he just confirmed a new series he said, “No I just gave you my opinion if I was a betting man. It got the biggest numbers on UKTV in 7 years.”

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Alternate ending: Talkie Toaster makes Lister several rounds of toast. He takes his eyes off them for 2 seconds and the cats appear out of nowhere and start licking them. The crew then use this distraction something something…
FIN.

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Doug’s full quote was “Well, I’m out of work at the moment so you never know….” so if now’s not a good time to consider it given the current situation then I don’t know when would be.

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Some responses of note from this:

-The documentaries will be coming “later in the year” & “It’s not been decided yet”
-There are no plans for this to be the last show they do and Doug hopes to see more feature length specials.
– This one is “It’s quite unlike anything we’ve done b4. The two live studio audiences laughed a lot. Posse on top form, great guest stars, space battles, pathos, explosions, 500 plus VFX shots. Wonderful score.”
– “There are sequences you couldn’t shoot with miniatures though so most is CG but #Axis the company we used with Howard Jones Supervisor have done a truly gob smacking job on our VFX budget”
– “It’s not RD 13. It’s Red Dwarf The Promised Land. CB is a bit superstitious and didn’t want to call it 13. So we called it RDTPL and as I’m sure you’re aware absolutely nothing has gone wrong since.”
– Doug says “you never know” to another RD novel in future
– Holly is back permanently
– On the topic on the budget for it: “Dave wanted us to make a 90 minute special in a 120 minute slot with a bit more money. They thought it would lead us to making something different to anything we’d made b4. And they’ve turned out to be right.” [The movie that didn’t happen] “had a budget of £20 million. This is something completely new and fresh.” “It’s the same budget as Red Dwarf XII but instead of making 6 x 30 mins we’re making 90 minutes and the rest of the £ makes 3x 45 min docs. As a consequence @RichardDGNaylor figured our we could claim a tax credit for RDTPL so that has helped too.”
– On a possible commentary for DVD/BR: “I wanted to do one for free ( the DVD budget can afford free)with @RichardDGNaylor and we still might but the idea has gone up in smoke a bit due to CV. We might do one as a podcast”
– Bobby mask timings: “Definitely a lot more comfortable, and not so hot. Still roughly 2 hours to put on, 1 hour to take off. But massive improvement”

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Calling all @reddwarfhq fans! Got something you want to ask the creator and a star about new feature-length episode The Promised Land? Reply to this tweet using #MCMOnlineRedDwarf, and @DougRDNaylor and @bobbyllew will answer! pic.twitter.com/H79LnQP9MD

— MCM Comic Con (@MCMComicCon) March 21, 2020

“Calling all @reddwarfhq fans! Got something you want to ask the creator and a star about new feature-length episode The Promised Land? Reply to this tweet using #MCMOnlineRedDwarf, and @DougRDNaylor and @bobbyllew will answer!”

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Doug appears to be in favour of specials over series

I hope so.

— Doug Naylor (@DougRDNaylor) March 20, 2020

I agree.

— Doug Naylor (@DougRDNaylor) March 20, 2020

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Certainly possible as Richard Naylor said on twitter when the special was announced that “There was an option to make two specials back to back but wanted to test the format first”. So you could certainly make the leap to think that if this goes well then there might be 2 or 3 more.

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No worries, the original review scores were posted at the below below in case they’ve vanished:

XI: https://www.ganymede.tv/forums/topic/xi-review-scores/
XII: https://www.ganymede.tv/forums/topic/xii-review-scores/

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I haven’t checked these to see if the links still work but dug them up from a saved file from when I was collating the series reviews:

SAMSARA
http://www.cultbox.co.uk/reviews/episodes/red-dwarf-xi-s11e02-episode-2-review-samsara
http://www.mymbuzz.com/2016/09/26/red-dwarf-xi-episode-ii-samsara-review/
http://thepalaceofwisdom.co.uk/2016/09/review-red-dwarf-xi-episode-two-samsara/
http://epicstream.com/reviews/Red-Dwarf-S11E2-Samsara—Review-A-new-twist-on-a-classic-episode

Red Dwarf XI: 2 “Samsara” Review

Red Dwarf XI: Review: Episode 2: Samsara

Red Dwarf XI episode 2 review: Samsara

http://www.digitalspy.com/tv/red-dwarf/review/a809549/red-dwarf-xi-episode-2-samsara-review-back-to-the-old-school/
http://www.warpedfactor.com/2016/10/red-dwarf-11-episode-2-samsara-review.html

Red Dwarf XI Episode 2 Review – ‘Samsara’

KRYSIS
http://www.cultbox.co.uk/reviews/episodes/red-dwarf-xi-s11e05-episode-5-review-krysis
http://www.mymbuzz.com/2016/10/16/red-dwarf-xi-episode-v-krysis-review/
http://thepalaceofwisdom.co.uk/2016/10/review-red-dwarf-xi-episode-five-krysis/
http://epicstream.com/reviews/Red-Dwarf-S11E5-Krysis—Review-A-Kryten-centric-comedy-gem
http://cultfix.co.uk/red-dwarf-xi-5-krysis-review-31436.htm
Red Dwarf XI: Review: Episode 5: Krysis

Red Dwarf XI episode 5 review: Krysis

http://www.digitalspy.com/tv/red-dwarf/review/a811320/red-dwarf-xi-episode-5-krysis-review-back-on-top-form-as-kryten-meets-his-enemy/
http://www.warpedfactor.com/2016/10/red-dwarf-11-episode-5-krysis-review.html

Red Dwarf XI Episode 5 Review – ‘Krysis’

MECHOCRACY:

Red Dwarf XII Episode 4 Review – ‘Mechocracy’

http://www.mymbuzz.com/2017/10/26/red-dwarf-xii-s12e04-mechocracy-review/

Red Dwarf XII Episode 4 Review: Mechocracy

http://thepalaceofwisdom.co.uk/2017/10/review-red-dwarf-xii-episode-four-mechocracy/
Red Dwarf XII: Review: Episode 4: Mechocracy

Red Dwarf XII: 4 “Mechocracy” Review

Red Dwarf XII episode 4 review: Mechocracy

[Stephen Abootman]

No luck here either and Lost in TV have confirmed they’ve all gone. However, there is the standby list:

“it’s the day before filming we release them. Although bear in mind they are only standby tickets, so entry is reliant upon ticket-holders not turning up. But most on standby do get in, so it can be worthwhile if you live locally or don’t mind taking a risk.”

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In better news, normanlovett.com is BACK, baby!

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Yes, we start making Red Dwarf XIII in November.

— Robert Llewellyn (@bobbyllew) September 24, 2019

the November start date still on for now it seems

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SMEGHEADS IN SMEEEEATTLE

Lister and Cat attend a party to watch the last ever episode of Androids but have difficulty getting into their lobster dinners.

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Update https://metro.co.uk/2019/09/10/danny-john-jules-admits-not-everyone-signed-new-red-dwarf-series-10717026/

“Danny John-Jules says Red Dwarf is ‘waiting to get everyone signed up’. With the four leads having their own work commitments, including Danny’s one man show I’ve Got To Be Me, there’s a bit of jostling going on to bring everyone on board. But fans of the sci-fi show needn’t worry, the show is on track to return once the cast is locked in. Speaking to Metro.co.uk at the TV Choice Awards on Monday night, he said of the new series: ‘It’s gonna be funny. ‘We’re just waiting for the ink and the stamps to go down. ‘I’m doing my one-man show so I’m not really concentrating on Red Dwarf. I’m not in Cat mode because I can do that like a light switch.

‘Right now it’s about trying to get everybody signed up.’

He added that no one has seen a script or any potential ideas for new episodes yet, and asked if there is anything he would like to see happen to his character, Danny is fine just to go with the flow. The actor told us: ‘I never ask anybody to write anything. I never have in 31 years. I’ve never asked for more lines. ‘When my character was the smallest I never asked for a bigger part. Why tamper with success?’

So what does he think is the key to Red Dwarf’s ongoing success? Danny, 59, insisted: ‘The key is talent. Showbiz. That’s what we’re here for, so every single person should be on that road, otherwise why are we here? ‘The actors are all dedicated to their characters and that’s why it works. There’s not any magic. ‘You don’t see us all hanging out at the pub every week. Why do you not see photos of all the Red Dwarf cast together? We’ve been in the show 31 years. Because we’re all individuals.’ Hopefully those individuals can get their acts together to bring us another hilarious series.”

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Fair play to the Express for still churning out Dwarf cast member articles over a month on:

https://www.express.co.uk/celebrity-news/1163790/Red-Dwarf-cast-season-13-Kryten-Robert-Llewellyn-baby-Kryten-news

“Meanwhile, Robert also revealed when fans could hope to see Red Dwarf XIII on screens.

“We start working on it at the end of November this year,” he spilled.

“I imagine we’ll go out early spring next year — I’m just guessing from previous experience.

“I haven’t had any of that confirmed,” the Kryten star cautioned.

The actor said the cast had spent “a lot of time together” this year, revealing his excitement to be back filming in autumn”

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Bit of a pointless update but the AA site has been updated with the behind the scenes video that everyone’s seen already.

The Red Dwarf section is quite high up on the ‘what’s on’ page of the Lost In TV site (https://lostintv.com/tv-show?id=298) It may well have not budged a smegging inch the last 4 years for all I know but have registered for info updates anyway just in case someone jumps the gun.

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Part 3 of the Express’ “Get a cast member to talk about something they used to be in, the AA ad and XIII” series of interviews: https://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/1152739/Coronation-Street-Lloyd-Mullaney-return-Craig-Charles-soap-ITV

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>perhaps some canoes from famous faces

Will they be using matter paddles?

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Do UKTV still do their ‘UKTV Live’ thing? Think that used to be around September time so that would be one possibility for an announcement if so.

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Touched upon previously but they’ve now quoted Craig as saying: “Filming is going to commence in November through to the December and that’s all we can say really.”

Source: https://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/1151184/Red-Dwarf-season-13-air-date-cast-trailer-plot-Red-Dwarf-XIII-series-spoilers-Dave

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Chris has done an interview with them too:

https://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/1150167/Brittas-Empire-reboot-new-series-Chris-Barrie-Gordon-Brittas-BBC-sitcom-comedy

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Worlds are colliding! Bobby’s (not) getting upset!

Apology to Robert Llewelyn Car Pool. Had not heard of it.

— Jerry Seinfeld (@JerrySeinfeld) July 3, 2019

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>I will happily concede that both the BBC buyout of UKTV and the exposure from the AA ad make XIII more likely to happen

Plus Dave’s advert for moving channel where they got the model unit in and the blurb on their corporate website that says “It’s not just in front of the camera where the comic genius lies either, with a wealth of scripted treasure such as Sliced, Porters and the globally popular Red Dwarf” [2 shows that aired new episodes in the last 3 months and one that aired a year and a half ago] suggests they very much regard Dwarf as an active concern (I don’t see them promoting repeats of Top Gear or Zapped alongside all their new shows for instance).

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After fishing it was time for a family portrait. If anyone can guess the significance of this photo, I’ll give you two VIPS to #IveGottaBeMe https://t.co/5seUgK5MNI if nobody gets it right, in a couple of weeks you’ll have a clue “ont-tellé” @TORDFC_DJ @RedDwarfHQ #ThatsShowbiz https://t.co/ggNRmUoQcQ pic.twitter.com/VC4dOn4Aoh

— Danny John-Jules???????? (@DannyJohnJules) June 25, 2019

Couple of weeks eh….

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And also, you should win things by watching.

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Clyp https://clyp.it/xswgzonq

Original (in better quality) https://talksport.com/radio/listen-again/1558699200/1558702800/ (28 mins in)

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Evidently I was the only person to tune in since it’s got no mentions at all on twitter. Would think once the show finishes at 4 it’ll be on listen again at the link below, almost exactly halfway through.

https://talksport.com/radio/schedule/

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Oddly glossed over but along the lines of “Are you doing any more?” “We are, we start filming XIII” followed by discussion of the show in general.

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Robert just announced XIII on Talksport

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^ Well played

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Luke Skywalker discovers that Princess Leia is his sister. After previously sharing a kiss with her, he realises that she would therefore be unable to take him as her lover.
After much soul searching, he reluctantly decides “what the hell”, he just wouldn’t tell her.

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I see that Doug, Craig, Danny, Bobby & Norman are doing ‘Stoke Con Trent’ this weekend so hopefully someone will ask how things are looking (I imagine the answers will range from ‘no idea’ to ‘fingers crossed’ if so)

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“Why so defeatist about it?”

Every Dax post comes with 2 free scoops of negativity.

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Sixty Seconds with Craig Charles

Craig comments on Jacko (so this thread seemed liked the best place to put it). They don’t ask about Dwarf though if you fancy a game of ‘spot the quote from it’ then you’re in luck.

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Chris has done a news update on his site and there’s no reference to the small rouge one whatsoever. More on this story as it develops.

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Plenty of good comedians and comedy actors out there, they won’t be allowed anywhere near Comic Relief’s endless parade of light entertainment celebs making scripted jokes though.
Partridge and an unexpected appearance from Paul Putner in a skit were the only highlights. Always seems like a massively missed opportunity considering the names it can attract to do something like a one off Taskmaster featuring people who’d never sign up for it normally.

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More Partridge during Comic Relief on Friday:

“10:35pm-midnight, BBC1

As part of his welcome return to the BBC, Alan Partridge will be doing his bit for Comic Relief. Watch Steve Coogan spin comedy gold out of the gauche, perpetually discombobulated Partridge, as he attempts to raise money on the streets of Norwich.”

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Kirk making love to a mountain would have been far more entertaining than most of Series 11

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Great to see a cameo from Rimmer’s self loathing beast in Discovery this week.

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I’d be up for it but it should probably be for anything except Red Dwarf, wouldn’t want this place to suffer because of it.

Although if there is a ‘why I don’t like VII/VIII/Timewave’ channel that everything can go into instead, that might not be a bad thing.

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Yup, if there’s going to be 2 poor episodes out of 12 probably best not to bother.

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From the series V DVD booklet:

“”We have to go!”
Kryten’s recorded line in The Inquisitor is actually re-used in the final edit of Back to Reality as the crew flee the Esperanto, replacing a longer section of Kryten dialogue.”

The original line of course being, “we have to go and purchase a Kembrook pressure cooker, sir”

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“It says in the manual: the orange heating light will go on and the green power one will”

Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb

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Hard to disagree with any of that. Can see why there isn’t many attempts at humour in it these days if the best on offer is ‘the wifi’s down’ ‘what do we do?’ ‘we’ll have to have a conversation’.

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TV needs more Kevin Eldon on it.

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What if Dave Benson Phillips had been replaced by Jawscvmcdia at DJXX? Would have have sang Chocolate Salty Balls as well or a different song from South Park instead? Discuss.

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Good job that there’s a High & Low 3 years in the making that will definitively answer this issue.

Upcoming High & Low piece: best and worst studio audience reactions in Red Dwarf. Suggestions welcome.

— Ganymede & Titan (@ganymedetitan) July 30, 2015

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Was there a pilot show for TMWRNJ that had Craig on as a guest or am I imagining that?

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That’s one step too far, casting Series VI Rimmer in Discovery.

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A computer with an IQ of 3000.
Moon impressions.

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I think I read an article about this once.

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UKTV: Just to fill you in – there’s been a gigantic administrative cock-up. Your staff have somehow mistakenly taken us off Virgin.

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If XIII & XIV aren’t going to be filmed back to back but Doug has a number of scripts that he thinks are good to go then an 8 episode run seems like a good compromise, especially if a live show is next on the agenda after XIII.

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Certainly the impression given from one of the documentaries was that filming 12 episodes in pretty much one go was not something that anyone involved was particularly keen to repeat.

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I met DJJ last weekend and asked if he thought they’d be back in the studio this year and he said they would (then told me to go and wind up Bobby about him being worried that filming dates would clash with Fully Charged ones).

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Aren’t you happy being a rock star? Is the constant demand of them groupies getting you down?

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Umm… has anybody seen my legs?

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You call those triangular sandwiches?

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And where’s my Himalayan sea salt?

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For me, theres (roughly) a top 50 I’m happy to rewatch anyitme, a bottom 15 or so that I skipped when rewatching for the poll and a small pool of epsiodes in the middle I could go either way on.

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1 – Holoship
2 – Back to Reality
3 – Gunmen of the Apocalypse
4 – White Hole
5 – Thanks for the Memory
6 – Quarantine
7 – Legion
8 – Out of Time
9 – Marooned
10 – Dimension Jump
11 – Queeg
12 – Skipper
13 – Justice
14 – The Inquisitor
15 – M-Corp
16 – Timeslides
17 – Me2
18 – Kryten
19 – Stasis Leak
20 – Better Than Life
21 – Future Echoes
22 – Polymorph
23 – Terrorform
24 – Demons & Angels
25 – Give & Take
26 – Camille
27 – The Beginning
28 – Psirens
29 – Stoke me a Clipper
30 – Krysis
31 – Lemons
32 – The Last Day
33 – Cured
34 – DNA
35 – Mechocracy
36 – Trojan
37 – Parallel Universe
38 – Officer Rimmer
39 – Fathers & Suns
40 – Twentica
41 – Balance of Power
42 – Tikka to Ride
43 – Bodyswap
44 – Meltdown
45 – Rimmerworld
46 – Backwards
47 – Emohawk: Polymorph II
48 – Siliconia
49 – Cassandra
50 – Confidence & Paranoia
51 – The End
52 – Blue
53 – Entangled
54 – Samsara
55 – Waiting for God
56 – Can of Worms
57 – Back to Earth – Part 3
58 – Timewave
59 – Only the Good…
60 – Nanarchy
61 – Back in the Red – Part 1
62 – Beyond a Joke
63 – Dear Dave
64 – Back to Earth – Part 2
65 – Epideme
66 – Krytie TV
67 – Ouroboros
68 – Back to Earth – Part 1
69 – Back in the Red – Part 2
70 – Pete – Part 1
71 – Back in the Red – Part 3
72 – Pete – Part 2
73 – Duct Soup

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I think this was the first mention if it, at least on here:

BBC rejects Red Dwarf IX

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Just saw the G&T tweet that Timewave had been replaced by Mechocracy.
Picking one each from X, XII & XII would make more sense to me

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I think Timewave might have been the most viewed episode of XII in the official figures (if not, very very close) so I suppose for Dave it would be a big success.

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Would like to see (at some point) a 30-40 mins Dave era smeg ups shows, preferably with Kryten links. Am sure there must be plenty that wasn’t on the DVDs (certainly I can think of 3 or 4 good examples just from the 3 recordings I went to alone).

Too soon for a BTE – XII ‘Just the Shows’ boxset?

Also, you should win things by watching.

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SKIPPER:

Flickeringmyth: 9/10
Mymbuzz: 4/5 (they’ve put 4.5 for long term fans, 3.5 for others so splitting the difference)
Screenmayhem: 4.5/5
Thepalaceofwisdom: 10/10
Scifibulletin: 8/10
Cultfix: 10/10
45.5/50 (54/60)
Average (out of 10): 9.0

The XI & XII Leaderboard:
1) Skipper: 9.0
2) Mechocracy: 9.0
3) Give and Take: 8.58
4) M-Corp: 8.1
5) Siliconia: 8.0
6) Officer Rimmer: 8.0
7) Can of Worms 7.83
8) Krysis: 7.83
9) Twentica: 7.67
10) Cured: 7.5
11) Samsara: 7.25
12) Timewave: 6.75

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MECHOCRACY:

Flickeringmyth: 8/10
Mymbuzz: 4.5/5
Screenmayhem: 5/5
Thepalaceofwisdom: 9/10
Scifibulletin: 9/10
Cultfix: 9/10
44.5/50 (54/60)
Average (out of 10): 9.0

M-CORP:

Flickeringmyth: 7/10
Mymbuzz: 3.5/5
Screenmayhem: 4/5
Thepalaceofwisdom: 8.5/10
Scifibulletin: 9/10
Cultfix: 9/10
41/50 (48.5/60)
Average (out of 10): 8.1

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TIMEWAVE:

Flickeringmyth: 4/10
Mymbuzz: 4/5
Screenmayhem: 3.5/5
Thepalaceofwisdom: 6.5/10
Scifibulletin: 7/10
Cultfix: 8/10
33/50 (40.5/60)
Average (out of 10): 6.75

The first episode of XI or XII to drop below a 7 average.

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Part 2 of the Screenmayhem interview with Doug is up:

Doug Naylor Interview, Part 2: We Chat with Red Dwarf’s Co-Creator about Writing and Directing in the Dave Era

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I could try NME but I think they’ve got bigger fish to fry.
Actually, these days they probably haven’t.

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‘G&T Suspends ‘3 seperate opinions into 1′ Creator Jawscvmcdia After Pointless Thread Claims’ (hopefully)

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Breaking news: Just had a Cat themed XII advert on Spotify with some new dialogue. More on this story as it develops.

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Up now, go go go

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I should have waited and gone for all 3, as is now tradition.

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There’s comments under the 2 lumped together as well https://imgur.com/gallery/WbC95
But yeah, dunno why the Rimmer one has more, maybe best not to ask.

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My setting up of an imgur account for the sole purpose of posting these pics has seemed to have become an advert in itself as it’s had over 1500 views and various comments along the lines of ‘Red Dwarf is on this Thursday?’

Therefore, viewing figure prediction for Cured = 8m.

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Here’s Rimsy:

“Rimmer: caused major radiation leak killing the previous crew.
Disciplinary action required.”

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Ah, didn’t realise that. Right then:

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Snapchat, just appear randomly whilst browsing through people’s snaps.

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Well, 1 out of 2 working is more succcessful than when I usually attempt these things.

Will try Lister one more time:

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Can’t imagine this will work but here goes:

(Voiceover)
“Initiating Red Dwarf crew analysis:
Lister: lazy and disorganised
Recommendation: immediate replacement”

“Initiating Red Dwarf crew analysis:
Kryten: Series model discontinued
Recommendation: Recycle the parts”

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Why ‘bump?’ Has some new information come out? Did Rob leave after Doug combined 3 seperate jokes into 1 and subsequently refused to explain why?

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We’re going to get through this.

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Dear Carol McCauley,
Your eyes are like two limpid pools of loveliness
Your hair is like a golden waterfall
Plus, those short skirts you wear make me combine three separate opinions into one

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Always the way, isn’t it? You hang around G&T years and you don’t see one seperate opinion. Then, all of a sudden, three all turn up at once.

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So a resounding ‘no’ would be the answer to the question posed by this thread then.

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Page 2 of the forum….

List (with links) of all Dwarfcast Commentaries and other ep discussions

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Doesn’t seem to be much in the way of news/interviews from today.

Anyway, “Speaking at UKTV Live ahead of the arrival of the 12th series on Dave, actor Chris Barrie (aka Dave Rimmer)….” Heh.

Red Dwarf cast can’t believe the show has lasted for 30 years

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‘Now’s the time!’ Chris Barrie teases the Brittas Empire return we’ve all been waiting for

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Chris, Robert & Craig (and James Buckley) will be at the UKTV Live event on Wednesday apparently.

It's nearly time! We'll be at @ClaridgesHotel this Wednesday with some of your UKTV Play favourites for #UKTVLive. pic.twitter.com/3jZRHjg72T

— UKTV Play (@UKTVPlay) September 11, 2017

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Wanking to the audiobook version of this seems like it would be a low point.

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“This title will be released on February 26, 2018.”

Oh well.

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Follow up tweet: “Some were cut and put in other eps.”

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