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CROSSOVER GALORE

The Red Dwarf crew stumble upon an old games console featuring a quantity of classic games including Donkey Kong, the Mario brothers, Popeye and Snoopy. An accident with the time wand however brings all these characters to life, resulting in a crossover like no other. Donkey Kong asserts himself as the captain of the ship, and the others must put a stop to him and his evil barrel-flinging ways.

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HURDY-GURDY

The crew encounters a strange man playing a medieval instrument, who will not stop playing the same three notes. They have to figure out some way of getting him to stop playing the damn thing!

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THE END (I MEAN IT THIS TIME):

Lister and Rimmer get so sick of each other that they have a fight to the death. There can only be one winner, but whoever wins, we lose.

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MODERN SPACE-AGE FAMILY!

The Red Dwarf crew stumble upon a frozen pod and decide to unfreeze it. Inside, they discover Fred Flintstone, a caveman who has been frozen in time. Now, millions of years in the future, Fred has to adjust to a new life aboard Red Dwarf, but it doesn’t all go to plan. For instance, Fred and Lister begin to get on each other’s nerves after finding themselves so similar to each other. In the end, they challenge each other to a dance off to the death – whoever wins, stays.

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I’ve edited the photos to try and increase the legibility of the handwriting:

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STRAIGHT MAN AND DOBBIN

RIMMER and LISTER arrange a fancy dress party to take place on a nearby planet, dressing up as the famous crime fighting duo “Batman and Robin”. Whilst on the way there however Starbug breaks down, and the two face the prospect of having to run through the busy streets whilst in costume, in order so that they can get the necessary part to fix their craft. It’s cringe galore!

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Could it have been?

“DAYTIME ON TWO” 24 Feb. 1989

12.20pm English File: Science Fiction: Visions of Tomorrow
The image of science fiction as only being about poorly characterised space heroes saving the universe is challenged in this new film programme.

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Was it “SMALL WORD”?

Broadcast on BBC TWO England on the 10 July 1989 at 13:10.

Synopsis:
Model Spacecraft
Presenter Eric Thompson Featuring the modelling of Mat Irvine, a BBC special effects designer, whose major interest is making model spacecraft.
Producer PAUL SMITH BBC Bristol (R)

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHeheheheh

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>Anyone who asks is an idiot.

I retract my previous comment.

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>YOU ARE HAR HAR

Yeah and who else?

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Without the BBC there would have been no Red Dwarf.

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Pebble Mill:

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For comparison, here are the two studios in question:

New Broadcasting House (NBH), Manchester

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IIIIIIIII DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEE IIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTT!!

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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6373045/Strictly-Danny-John-Jules-Amy-Dowden-set-record-straight-claims-left-tears.html

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>They certainly got their money’s worth on that shot of Starbug turning sharply left.

Here, I combined all the instances of this for you in a handy video:

https://youtu.be/nzXGvHDyooI

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Bumping so as to compliment Mr-Stabby’s thread about a similar topic.

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This just one big joke to you lot isn’t it. A potentially serious situation and you think it’s funny to make light of it. How would you feel if it was one of your loved ones?

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Out of interest, was the use of Chuckle Brothers during the Dimension Jump XX opening ceremony a reference to me?

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Holly has about the same IQ as 6,000 PE bottles.

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>You contact Jo’s replacement and see what they think.

Who’s her replacement?

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>Of course Jawscvmcdia! You can absolutely be a special guest at the next Dimension Jump that I organise :)

Oh wow, that’s great, thanks :) Who do I need to contact to get this organised?

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Bah, I’ll try again!

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Can I nominate this as the best?

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>I would watch a series with just Rimmer and Lister but only if it’s nothing like the Chuckle Brothers

WHY THE HELL NOT!??!

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BBC2 Mars Weekend ident (1997)

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>I just wish Series VIII could go one episode without Rimmer forcing himself on a non-consenting woman in some manner or another.

Why does it bother you so much?

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>There’s nothing else to burn.

This man can talk, do you know what I mean?!

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CRACK IN THE RED

Lister develops a worrying crack addiction at the same time that Kryten decides to get gender reassignment surgery (GRS). Rimmer and Cat start a tiddlywink competition.

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>War it unusual to shoot location stuff on video by the time of a Red Dwarf? I thought Doctor Who switched to video not only to save money but also because it was the standard by then

It was a weird point in time when the industry was gradually transitioning to video, but that many shows were still being made on 16 mm. Although mobile videotape technology was sufficient in providing news gathering teams the opportunity to record in remote places and relay their pictures back, videotape quality as a whole was at this point still deemed to be insufficient, especially when compared to film. Dramas in particular carried on using film for this reason right until the mid-1990s, and many American sitcoms were still recorded on 35 mm until the 2000s.

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It’s a shame that Chris has decided to more or less retire from acting – I think he still has a lot of potential, but it’s his decision so…

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Alright, so he had teeth that looked like six half open garage doors but it was nothing a cosmetic surgeon couldn’t fix in ten minutes.

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ChuckleVision’s final series is now available to watch on BBC iPlayer. The 21st series will be available to watch in tribute to the late Barry Chuckle.

http://www.digitalspy.com/tv/news/a863380/chucklevision-final-series-bbc-iplayer-tribute-barry-chuckle-death/

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Why was this effect so dodgy?

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“Crikey! Kryten has an extendable groinal socket now?”

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I always liked this sequence from Ouroboros

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Entertainer Barry Chuckle dies at 73
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-45074955

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Bumping for obvious and sad reasons today…

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“That pays for the hat, now what about the insult?”
“Okay, you’re a fat, bearded git with breath… [LAUGHS]”

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The scene with Rimmer corpsing:

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>I’m watching Red Dwarf VIII at the moment. I now can’t remember a time when I wasn’t angry about this show.

Which episode?

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Bump

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>It would’ve been shit most likely

Why?

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>Jawscvmcdia – At what point did you decide that we absolutely *had* to read this word salad?

The moment I pressed submit.

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