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  • JEZZMUND
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    I had a poke around trying to find Virtual Slob – or indeed any means of contacting the Devs.
    Narrow Monoliths utterly shit games still exist on the Steam Library but the company itself was forced to dissolve in 2016 for non-payment of Tax it appears – the lead dev hasn’t really been seen since, his twitter in IG etc all had last activity around the same time…
    Presumably that has something to do with them getting utterly slated for releasing a ‘completed’ game (The Tower) on Steam and THEN launching a Kickstarter campaign to raise funds to make it, afterwards.
    It also seems (possibly, not sure) that the lead dev is the same guy that got in the news when he tried to sell his soul on eBay years ago.
    Point of these shit words are: I can’t find any trace of Virtual Slob anywhere – let alone any screenshots – so if any of you fuckers have any, I’m seconding the “cough ’em up” request…

    in reply to: Unanswered Questions #264520
    JEZZMUND
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    Couple of Red Dwarf connections with Outland … Video of Bill talking about it

    Interesting bit with Martin talking about being able to polish up Zinc plate primer – never occurred to me before.

    in reply to: Where's Samsara? #216241
    JEZZMUND
    Participant

    GIMME

    in reply to: Let’s Talk About Red Dwarf XI: The Game #216233
    JEZZMUND
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    I wonder if, as your ship levels up and the new episodic content comes in, you get to spend that ‘XP’ on more weapon damage / bigger health pool etc

    in reply to: Where's Samsara? #216231
    JEZZMUND
    Participant

    Anyone want to sell me their tote bag full of goodies?

    in reply to: Let’s Talk About Red Dwarf XI: The Game #216217
    JEZZMUND
    Participant

    Ugh… the car levels were fucking awful. If you slow to a stop it’ll often bug and stop moving no matter what you do.

    The sneaky levels are a bitch though…

    in reply to: Let’s Talk About Red Dwarf XI: The Game #216211
    JEZZMUND
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    Anyone else seeing typos and cringing like fuck?

    JEZZMUND
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    That’s not a limerick!

    in reply to: Oh, THAT. #206381
    JEZZMUND
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    Or is it that Rimmer is just woefully incompetent, and any third technician should be more than qualified to perform that maintenance?

    in reply to: The new drive room #202242
    JEZZMUND
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    It’s in my garage

    …and i’ve just bought a new crowbar.

    in reply to: Norman interviewed by Stephen Gately on film shot at Laredo #201726
    JEZZMUND
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    Did anyone ever bother to watch this seemingly fetid pile of fetid fetidity?

    Doesn’t look as good as Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter…

    in reply to: Robbed Llewellyn #116526
    JEZZMUND
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    I’ve got two computers for sale if anyone wants them.
    can’t be arsed reinstalling them – they’re full of videos of some bloke waffling about cars.
    £100 and a packet of fags ONO

    in reply to: Collectible item from original Red Dwarf model #116517
    JEZZMUND
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    Why do i get the feeling everyone thinks i buy up everything RD related?
    Or that i’m going to win biddage for this? lol

    That’s sorely tempting though.
    and me likey… a lot.
    I might back out graciously on this one though, let someone else take the glory,
    someone with space for it on the wall – and space below it for my bed… ;)

    in reply to: Collectible item from original Red Dwarf model #116806
    JEZZMUND
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    Just realised i never followed up after demanding pictures,
    (i was too busy drooling)

    That’s in remarkably good condition for what it is – considerably better than i’d expected to see!
    Without a shadow of a doubt it’s worth more than i’d previously hedged at. If you were to eBay this i seriously recommend putting a 6-800 quid reserve on it before you think about anything else.
    As for a value – like i said before, it’s all subjective. but a conservative pricetag would probably be about 1000 quid- given the market at the minute you’d be lucky to get up near the 2 grand mark, either by eBay or via private selling.
    If you choose to approach a prop reseller (like the propstore, though i don’t know if they’re reselling or buying or whatever) they would probably promise a resale value of 3-5 thousand. but that would most likely take several months to sell and you would pay a considerable amount in dealers fees.
    Like Seb said before though – anything less than a grand would be a shame.

    I suppose it all depends on how quickly you need to sell it, and how greedy you’re feeling about what was, essentially, skip fodder…

    I have to ask;

    Made any decisions about this yet?
    (you must have had severalty offers!)

    Also – have you considered bringing it to one of the conventions and possibly having TORDFC auction it?
    I’m stone-cold-steve-certain that everyone would get a kick out of it being viewable for a day or three (though we’d probably have to put towels on the floor in front of it).

    in reply to: Collectible item from original Red Dwarf model #116872
    JEZZMUND
    Participant

    I hate answering these sorts of questions,
    Value is subjective for something as rare and unique as that.
    If you were to approach someone like the propstore to sell it for you, they would probably tag it up for about a grand.
    The chances of it getting bought for that though are slim at best – or would be a slow sale.
    I reckon about 300 would be a good start, up to 5 or 600 would be a realistic price, but as with all things like this it’s about what someone is willing to pay for it…

    Pictures would make a massive difference to guesstimating a price tag,
    When can you get some uploaded?
    And how would you be wanting to sell it? (private email offers, or eBay etc)
    I’m happy to help you price it up, More info needed!

    JEZZMUND
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    I think it’s a horrible idea,
    Infinity wouldn’t work so well as a film in my eyes,
    It’s of a different storytelling universe and would be of a totally different canon to the TV series,
    Plus a reboot would be a horrible thing – especially as ‘Dwarf is gaining momentum off its (Dougs) own back again – I’d much rather see the RD movie script made with the current cast than suffer the anal surgery of seeing other actors massacre the roles we all know and love…

    and Tennant as Rimmer? Really?!

    in reply to: Any friendly G&T’ers… #114385
    JEZZMUND
    Participant

    I’m afraid I have to disagree with everything you just said…

    They also eat babies, and love Gannon and egg.

    JEZZMUND
    Participant

    You really are a bunch of neutrals aren’t you!?
    50/50 I/O split…
    Am not completely sold of the root being smeg,
    But there’s no other word(ing) I can think of that fits appropriately, conjuring both a sense of dwarfiness and identifying itself as merch/prop centric – smeg(x)pedia is the closest I can think of so far, but…
    I don’t know – i suppose we go down another track altogether and just have a disassociated name?
    Fascist Dictator Monthly?
    DivaDroid Product catalogue 3012?
    The Foaming Twat Archives?

    JEZZMUND
    Participant

    what about Glitterpaedia?

    JEZZMUND
    Participant

    Isn’t that what they turned Napster into?

    JEZZMUND
    Participant

    You’re a domain :P

    besides – what do you think i am – rich?

    in reply to: Need help identifying a prop #114246
    JEZZMUND
    Participant

    I seriously doubt that,
    If it was screen used by one of the main cast Propstore would have used that as an excuse to grossly increase the sale price and as such would have plastered all over it “OMG Listers gun! Roflols!” (obv. Those exact words)
    I’m also fairly certain that there were several of these made for the filming, though i could be wrong!
    In all likelihood it’s probably was used by some/one of the canaries extras – I’d guess from Cassandra.

    Signed: a massive collector.

    P.s. can i haz it?

    in reply to: Team Fortress 2 is now free to play on PC and Mac #112643
    JEZZMUND
    Participant

    AS much as i thought making TF2 free to play was going to be a pain (i assumed the influx of n00bs would be the same all over again) I reckon Cappsy’s right – for the most part the maps are so well balanced that it makes little to no change in the overall game by having a mix of different player abilities..
    I’ve also had my faith restored in Valve’s team balancing mechanic – rather than a random switcharoonie,shuffling is done with regard to player ability…
    nice.

    in reply to: Game of Thrones #112604
    JEZZMUND
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    Thanks to teh interwebs – i’m watching ’em right now, Ep 3.
    Must agree – they are pretty bloody good.
    I’ve never read any of the books though – they’re on a definite ‘to read’ list…

    on a similar thread – anyone seen of of that Camelot yet?
    if so – any good?

    in reply to: So What Is It? #112581
    JEZZMUND
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    Another good one that i’ve seen on that parent site,
    Although not RD related, it’s a step towards legally making people you don’t like – eat shit…

    http://dvice.com/archives/2011/06/japanese-scient-1.php

    in reply to: Portal 2 #112094
    JEZZMUND
    Participant

    Seriously though, is there a game that has as good an environment and character development?

    The entirety of the Half Life (2) series mate, which aperture labs and portal are part of the universe of.
    Possibly the best game(s) of the last decade…

    Dessie – did you can yourself in the turret template thingy?
    that was slightly amusing

    in reply to: Redhead85 and FluffyWok have spawned #112093
    JEZZMUND
    Participant

    http://colinseymour.co.uk/ipood
    Somewaht appropriate for Jr and the fathering unit…

    in reply to: Portal 2 #112074
    JEZZMUND
    Participant

    Or, if you’re an achievement hunter like me,
    It’s more an exercise in swearing profusely at people when they don’t understand your carefully explained walkthrough of the area..
    I’ve yet to ever be in a co-op when I’m not ATLAS though – anyone know how to change characters?
    Also – You G&T’ers on steam, feel free to add me…

    in reply to: Things found through Red Dwarf Google Alerts… #111949
    JEZZMUND
    Participant

    James *did* have the light bee,(s)

    He sold one of ’em to me..

    in reply to: Official promo document for series X #111948
    JEZZMUND
    Participant

    Red Dwarf World?!

    GNP going into competition with Disney?

    in reply to: Portal 2 #111947
    JEZZMUND
    Participant

    It Do.

    And P2 is OMFUG amazing,
    Just wait ’til you see the ending mateys,
    It’s sexier than being angelina jolie’s bike saddle…
    Also,

    The Moon!

    (will come clear later)

    I quite like what valve have done with Portal 2 though – in regard to, buy the PS3 version – and get the Mac and PC versions unlocked on yer steam account..
    Sensible corporate entity!

    in reply to: Space Tourism #111831
    JEZZMUND
    Participant

    Am i the only one hoping this fucker ‘splodes?
    – just to wipe the smarmy twat grin off branson and co’s faces.

    Obv, the ‘splode i’m hoping for will contain simon cuntface cowell…

    in reply to: Witty Article Mentioning Red Dwarf… #111830
    JEZZMUND
    Participant

    I do like the twist of Lister being his own father. It’s just a shame it was in a bollocks episode.

    I am in agreement with these words or sentiments,
    as is Doug if he’s revisiting the premise…

    in reply to: Caption Competition #111828
    JEZZMUND
    Participant

    I’m thinking “go on, touch it” is more likely,

    Though i’m finding it hard to work out how seb’s got they three looking so fucking captivated…

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