Profile Topics Started Replies Created Engagements Forum Replies Created Viewing 50 replies - 1 through 50 (of 612 total) 1 2 3 … 11 12 13 Author Replies May 18, 2009 at 11:59 am in reply to: I’d alter her image #99005 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant Wow, are you the real Iain Lee? I heard that you’ve just beaten Richard Blackwood to title of “least famous famous person” in Popular Opinion magazine. Forever shall you be known as “that cunt..you know, the one who isn’t Andrew Collins. The one from The Eleven O’ Clock Show who didn’t go on to do anything. No? Never mind.” May 8, 2009 at 12:39 pm in reply to: To be serious for a moment #98652 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant > Just watch The Jeremy Kyle Show or indeed Coronation Street to see how much alcohol is being used to control our lives (soaps including drinking in almost every scene is in itself another government psy-op IMO, much like the BBC allowing Who to return, tasking RTD with influencing a huge audience in regards to aliens in contemporary Britain, for when the truth is revealed in 2012.). Also, was that a joke? If not, I’d lay off the sauce… May 8, 2009 at 12:01 pm in reply to: To be serious for a moment #98649 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant I went through a period of drinking up to 3 bottles of wine per night. Also had a big weed addiction at university. I wouldn’t recommend either. Happily now stopped – never had much of a problem doing so, just decided that all pleasure had evaporated from the experiences and it had become purely habitual. Each coincided with a particularly shit time in my life…and they provided an escape. But that was the problem – an artificial escape doesn’t lead to any kind of useful solution. Anyways, that’s my tuppence worth on the subject. May 8, 2009 at 11:53 am in reply to: Dave’s ALL SPOILERS Star Trek Thread #98648 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant Saw it last night. It was soul-meltingly brilliant. Loved every second. May 5, 2009 at 10:38 am in reply to: Irrelevant mention in Gervais’ blog #98531 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant Gervais took the piss out of Dwarf fans. This makes him worse than Stalin. He’s a dirty fucking cunt who has never done anything worthwhile. WAAAAAAH …. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH Also > It`s like I always say, if you don`t like what somebody else is saying then start pedantically picking on their use of the English language. This. April 23, 2009 at 10:52 am in reply to: Which Holly? #97901 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant Charlie Brown. April 23, 2009 at 10:36 am in reply to: Chris Talking About Bringing Back Brittas #97893 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant Really really tried to get into Brittas. But the comedy’s just too broad for my liking. (Chris is good in it, though) April 22, 2009 at 11:30 am in reply to: I’m New here! #97774 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant (sweaty cunty bollocks) April 22, 2009 at 9:21 am in reply to: But could it pass the Turing test? #97765 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant Nice. In other news, anyone fance some soup? It’s got boiled dog in it. April 22, 2009 at 9:12 am in reply to: I’m New here! #97764 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant I broke into tha spurm bank, back on Red Durworf. Yuuer a fartheerrr! Welcome! April 22, 2009 at 8:59 am in reply to: Which Holly? #97762 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant > Zombie Jim Undead?s avatar It’s what Norm actually looks like these days. The hatred and bile are causing him to flake. April 21, 2009 at 3:05 pm in reply to: Craig Charles – Television and Movie Store on Saturday, April 18 from 10am Norwich #97718 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant > a jar of Colman?s mustard and some postcards of the city. “TOO MUCH MUSTARD GETS UP YOUR NOSE? NONSENSE!!! LOOK!” April 21, 2009 at 3:01 pm in reply to: SFX Red Dwarf cover competition #97717 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant > I want to win Krytens hands. I’m scared to ask… April 21, 2009 at 2:34 pm in reply to: But could it pass the Turing test? #97715 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant *takes trousers off* Ok, I’m ready. April 21, 2009 at 11:46 am in reply to: SFX Red Dwarf cover competition #97688 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant I would have won but was discriminated against for not entering. April 21, 2009 at 10:53 am in reply to: Which Holly? #97706 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant Looks like Dave are asking the same question! http://dave.uktv.co.uk/library/red-dwarf/where-smeg-was-holly/ April 21, 2009 at 10:35 am in reply to: I consider that to be a productive hour. #97701 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant Arkham Asylum is just around the corner from where I live (in Mill Hill). Erm…the street where they have the gun fight in Spaced is here: http://www.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=camden+tup&sll=53.800651,-4.064941&sspn=12.240319,28.125&ie=UTF8&ll=51.53879,-0.141824&spn=0.000786,0.001717&t=h&z=19 Just outside the Camden Tup. April 21, 2009 at 10:24 am in reply to: Which Holly? #97699 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant I just did a bit of sick in my mouth. April 21, 2009 at 10:17 am in reply to: Which Holly? #97696 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant April 21, 2009 at 10:08 am in reply to: But could it pass the Turing test? #97695 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant Good god…the forum is becoming….self-aware… April 20, 2009 at 4:00 pm in reply to: Remastered – Laugh Track #97648 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant I presumed that they showed the studio audience the intro at every recording. Sometimes they would laugh at the Rimmer intro, sometimes they wouldn’t. April 20, 2009 at 1:01 pm in reply to: What the fuck is this supposed to be? #97628 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant Alas, a sad and trogic loss to us all. April 20, 2009 at 12:59 pm in reply to: dr who best sci fi theme tune. guess what came 2nd #97629 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant Was it “Come Back Mrs Noah”? April 20, 2009 at 12:06 pm in reply to: Who the fuck is this supposed to be? #97622 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant Haha, superb! And I should imagine that quite a few people might want to see Norm’s head on a stick. April 20, 2009 at 12:05 pm in reply to: What the fuck is this supposed to be? #97621 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant Nope, but the remastered one would make a smashing corkscrew. April 20, 2009 at 12:00 pm in reply to: Who the fuck is this supposed to be? #97619 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant Also, would a Holly headknocker just be a wobbly head on a stick? April 20, 2009 at 9:10 am in reply to: Remastered – Laugh Track #97609 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant So where did the laughs on Holly’s new snippets of dialogue come from in the Remastered shows? Could it be…..CANNED….LAUGHTER? April 20, 2009 at 9:08 am in reply to: J. G. Ballard has died #97608 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant Pffffthahahaha. April 19, 2009 at 10:27 am in reply to: Best of each series? #97570 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant The righteous path of stubbleness. SLOBINESS…slobiness, slobiness….for god’s sake, whatever that might mean… April 18, 2009 at 11:24 pm in reply to: Best of each series? #97520 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant Least best: I – Confidence & Paranoia II – Parallel Universe III – Backwards IV – Camille V – Demons & Angels VI – Emohawk VII – Beyond a Joke & Nanarchy tied. VIII – Pete Part II BtE – Part III April 18, 2009 at 6:17 pm in reply to: Best of each series? #97456 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant I – Balance of Power II – Thanks for the Memory III – Marooned IV – White Hole V – The Inquisitor VI – Gunmen VII – Stoke me a Clipper VIII – Cassandra (by a million miles) BtE – Part 2 April 17, 2009 at 8:52 pm in reply to: Which Holly? #97339 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant Hattie, definitely. Or Bill Bailey. Or jeremy Hardy. April 17, 2009 at 3:24 pm in reply to: Let the Right One In #97300 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant Same here – I knew nothing of it. Had only glanced over the review in SFX. I was actually expecting it to be more of a fantasy / horror film, which may have coloured my reaction. April 17, 2009 at 12:39 pm in reply to: Let the Right One In #97285 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant Exactly. Like the end of Pan’s Labyrinth…it makes sense that it’s just a fantasy but….it’s just too damend sad to accept it as such. April 17, 2009 at 12:17 pm in reply to: This is a very funny picture #97282 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant It’s sad that I really have nothing better to do than trawl the web to find that the Evening Standard’s headline means that this scene was shot on Tuesday 17th February. April 17, 2009 at 12:11 pm in reply to: BtE Episode 1 – The OTHER Directors Cut #97281 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant Having rewatched this with the annotations, I must say that you did a superb job. I don’t know if I like it more than the original, but the pace of it certainly feels more like old-school Dwarf. Plus you’ve removed nearly all of the duff bits. Good show. Would love you to do the other parts, join it all together and whack it up for download somewhere on the web. April 17, 2009 at 12:09 pm in reply to: Let the Right One In #97280 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant > Loved the ending, although it didn?t quite add up and makes you asks questions about yourself given there wasn?t an awful lot in that scene that wasn?t on the face of it horrific. I’ve heard that… *SPOILERS* *SPOILERS* *SPOOOOOIIIIILERSSSSS* on the DVD commentary, the director says that the entire ending is the boy’s death hallucination / fantasy. April 17, 2009 at 11:38 am in reply to: Tweet Yur Lurve #97278 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant “Shake your love? What exactly are you shaking Debbie? You’re twelve! What’s your next track gonna be called – ‘Mommy, why am I bleeding?'” April 17, 2009 at 9:02 am in reply to: Who is the creator? #97254 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant Not ‘arf! April 17, 2009 at 9:00 am in reply to: Holy Smegging Hell! #97253 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant > I?m 6?4?, about 18st (not really fat, pretty big built, wide frame etc) and I used to drive a Smartcar and I found it roomier than most other cars I?ve driven. This! I am of the exact same proportions. Never driven one but my brother used to own one and I was often the passenger. Crikey, there is a shiteload of leg room in them. Really surprising. April 17, 2009 at 8:57 am in reply to: Let the Right One In #97252 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant Saw it the other day. Thought it was a bit overrated….pacing is a bit odd. Drags at times. But, as you say, it’s occasionally beautiful in an understated way. Surprisingly sweet, quiet and dreamy sort of film, with moments of extreme violence. April 16, 2009 at 6:08 pm in reply to: Tweet Yur Lurve #97168 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant TWITTER THE CRITTER! April 16, 2009 at 4:02 pm in reply to: A new series – costumes? #97125 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant Urgh no. That was the colour of baby poo. April 16, 2009 at 2:24 pm in reply to: Is anyone else seeing Smart cars everywhere they go? #97103 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant I would like to make sweet, tender love to it. The cute little blighter. April 16, 2009 at 2:03 pm in reply to: 1 down, 49 to go… #97095 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant She looks bloody terrifying in that photo. April 16, 2009 at 2:01 pm in reply to: Alien 3 #97092 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant So what is it? April 16, 2009 at 1:58 pm in reply to: The ENTIRELY Warranted Series X Speculation Thread. #97091 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant I despise you both. April 16, 2009 at 1:57 pm in reply to: 1 down, 49 to go… #97090 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant Where did ye find it? April 16, 2009 at 11:53 am in reply to: Alien 3 #97066 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant Ayefirmatif. April 16, 2009 at 10:32 am in reply to: The ENTIRELY Warranted Series X Speculation Thread. #97033 Zombie Jim UndeadParticipant I’d love to see a time-travel episode with them revisiting the events of a Series 1 / 2 story – Trials & Tribbleations style. Author Replies Viewing 50 replies - 1 through 50 (of 612 total) 1 2 3 … 11 12 13
