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So how long will it take for this thread to get nominated for hall of fame status? I think I’ve used up all my yearly nominations.

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SOMEONE WATCHED AN EPISODE LEGIMATELY ON TV.

I do believe this is a strong candidate fir scandal of the year.

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22:24.

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> Discussion point: why is the book with four main human characters the one called Last Human?

Why did they combine four human characters into one Last Human though?

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HATTIE HATTIE HATTIE HATTIE HATTIE HATTIE HATTIE HATTIE

Also, Norman is a twat if nobody noticed.

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HATTIE

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What was the hallway the rest of the crew appeared in?

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We’ve also got the green glow of Hitler’s quarters.

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I watched balance of power first, and got really mad at my friend because he’d just finished telling me that there were no women left on the ship when the flashback scene came on

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I mean, someone convinced me.

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I am still open for suggestions. I won’t be seeing these people for another hour or so.

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Alright, thanks for the advice.

I did once try showing a friend of mine Psirens and Officer Rimmer since I didn’t feel like watching The End. That didn’t go over particularly well.

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Apparently, the answer is “less blue than XI but way better lit than X”.

Oh, fantastic! That’s my favorite color!

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Well, white seems reasonable after Cured. I must say, it’s quite unfortunate we haven’t seen much of the predicted pink.

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Why name your child Ian or Iain when you could name them Iaini?

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Argh. Seems you all are getting it first this time around. The US one is marked for November 21st.

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And Can of Worms.

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They all masturbate into each other’s mouths the end.

Chris could do the voice.

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UKTV should just pay all of us for doing half their advertising for them.

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I must say, ‘pleasedontbeshit’ is a very insightful comment.

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I never watch the post-credits. How much other stuff have I missed???

Oh, you know, just 68 rounds of some of the best credits any show’s ever had.

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Ah, never mind.

Why did you combine two pictures into one post though?

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Why is the picture with the fewest views the only one with any comments?

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All beards will get little CGI mustaches which are in the right place about 30% of the time.

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My VPN worked just fine except for two, maybe three sputters, but even then only because my computer was going to sleep.

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I was very proud in Dear Dave when Doug showed he wasn’t afraid to add to the pre-Dwarf stories of the crew.

And very proud in The Beginning when he showed he wasn’t afraid to do it in a crappy manner.

And EXTREMELY proud when that one guy found a picture of a Toaster That Says Smeg online.

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*Note, please refrain from posting comments about merging three opinions into one, thank you. This is a serious discussion.

Says the guy commenting on his own post about combining three opinions into one.

Why have you stretched this one opinion across three posts?

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I do not appreciate English, Maths or Cappsy.

Why did you combine three things you don’t appreciate into one though?

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I’m still concerned that we could see the Rimmer breast monster in the upcoming series.

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Also, Cat could very well just be Zero Zero Zero, since that’s where a computer would sensibly start numbering additionals.

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I heard that for The Misc. Collection they were planning on reuploading all of Observation Dome for everyone to look at.

Oh, wait.

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There is a 1 in 5 chance that clicking a link will just take you to the plain wrong place.

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If you look closely, that’s actually around 9 opinions and 5 posts.

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Alright, thanks. Interesting that it still let me post something in there afterward, though.

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Those are, for the record, all reasons why I love Red Dwarf. I hope these things about it mean as much to you as they do to me.

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I blame John.

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And why does the sidebar inaccurately reflect the wrong number of posts?

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Why did nothing post when I created this thread? That’s boring.

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Don’t be in Australia is the only entirely legal solution, I think.

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Oops, wrong account.

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> Is Hamish new? I like Hamish.
I’m your sock puppet.

Whoops. Right, forgot about that.

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This is a good thread.

I hear they plan to throw in Ian Symes making a bunch of these seemingly useless ship-wide announcements and such.

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I wonder if anybody will own up to adding that skutter over mick’s hand in that first wank scene. I mean, we all know it was John, but he’ll still try and blame it on Ian.

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Oh, crap, it’s called the submit button.

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I’m disappointed I hadn’t thought of this myself.

Also, you refer to Back to Earth as Back to Earth once and IX another time. I tell you this because it’s really, really important. As in, so important there’s an entirely different universe where I missed the post button on my first tap and chose to delete this whole post instead, and am probably better off for it.

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It’s been nearly three months here and we’ve only had about one holiday. Things start to get dreary. It’s everyone to their own devices for survival. Would the apocalypse leave us worse than this? ‘Perhaps not,’ I think, as dust billows in large clouds off my now unused holiday decorations.

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IN BRIEF: A woman leaves the forum, and BDTS is disappointed because he doesn’t get to have sex with her.

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I nominate this thread for Hall of Fame status.

Stop it, Phil.

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I think there’s actually a good deal of people who thought arbor day and labor day were the same. You never realize what real dumbasses people can be until you talk to them.

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Look, Jaws, I think the punishment was far too harsh myself, but you still shouldn’t have worn the shirt. Sorry to hear about your kids, though. Have you sorted everything with the school?

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