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#RedDwarf #Smegle 28/02/2026 

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Try for yourself: https://smegle.ganymede.tv

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Yes, I do.

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Warbodog, that’s weird. This is the 2nd best to my idea for Red Dwarf VI on the SNES.

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They race-swapped Mac in the new Batman game hee hee Artist Formerly Known as Prince

…or they could’ve cast some new guys, since over half the cast are dead.

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Knyvette wanted to be “careful”, but unfortunately this lead to her not actually explaining what she means by “too woke” or “soapbox for lots of different ideologies”. So I’m afraid I can only assume she means “Up the women, but keep the queers out of it, yeah?”.

And leave out the other multi-hyphen smegwieners; – and/or other wet ends, bozos, and self-dooming stupidasses.

      Except for a few coincidences; oddities, and maybe some stuff with elaborate planetary/station settings.

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Well Meteo, I took your advice and tried all 3 Casual Continuouses myself – I also got them first try! 😲 Bet you’re impressed by my impeccable short term memory.

And with my Intestines.

And Bladder.

(Re: I had a Burger; – some Chili, and Potatoes, and eight Beers, and didn’t poop for half a Week.)

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Yeah, what about VI Kryten; – or VII, or VIII?

(Make it VII!!! Smegging Splendid!!!!!!!!)

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Ah thanks, you’re very kind.
No sadly I’ve been rubbish at uploading stuff over the years apart from occasional bits and pieces like the ones I share here. Most of my art remains purely physical in a big portfolio that rarely sees the light of day!
As well as Red Dwarf stuff, a common recurring theme is Spider-Man – I must have drawn that character more than any other over the years.

Was that yER drawing, or is that just something you stole?

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3 for 3!!!

The Promised Land (a rather bland shot of two guest chars in dimly-lit reddish room.

Try for yourself: https://smegle.ganymede.tv/casual/183b41cdff143a7c27d68bb7c062e41e

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#RedDwarf #Smegle

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Cured! Also got this one in one go!

Try for yourself: https://smegle.ganymede.tv/casual/ca630738cffc7f6363103ad27e03c1b4

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#RedDwarf #Smegle

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Got Timeslides in 1 guess; – figuring it out in 0.075 seconds!!!

Try for yourself: https://smegle.ganymede.tv/casual/a6688cffd94dc71e66d07fd882995bc0

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Maybe this Reboot should flesh out the background of the System more.

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Starbug popped up in a few of my own dreams; – and then there was that one where Dwayne Dibbley & I hung out together at a Borders Books and Music!!!

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I know I do, but what about W?

OK, Piss/Smegging pun aside, I heard stuff about PETA Death Camps and Oprah’s new stupid Burouhs. Bourajoi… ASS! How do you say say, say that, Liberal Book, at Soccer Mom Central*, that threw me off and ruined Brunch.

#@%)*(&#@)*%&.

*As if you didn’t hate them enough ALREADY. DAFUHFHHHFUHHHHH as Danny-John-Jules said in the 1991 Smeg-Up.

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This is what I do with my Post-Traumatic Bachelors Degree of Advanced Technology. ANd Role-Play Delirium Smegmabullfuck, or some DEBAUCHERY…

I took Mr. Robinson’s old STCS Game, and made an improved 2.07 Version with the mechanics fine-tuned, range/accuracy revised and expanded by 4-6 times, and with over 10,000 new ships, 1,000,000 new ship graphics for counters, 1,000 sound effects, and around 50 scenarios, some of them made by me.

In terms of Morose, PLEBIAN Atari 5200 games you non-genius smeggers play, I loved Pen the Pig, TTTE&F Engine Rescue, Land Ho! (A Christopher Columbus Game), Risk (Ed Note- I loved Rimmer’s beating Caldicutt at Risk at the beginning of Meltdown; <…> minus weirdness, Ass-Shitting-ness (…), and IP Crossover Bloodbath), and I had a nice Star Trek Board Game, even…

Yes, that had full 720-degree movement (1080 degree reasoning…); – trivia cards, and a pretty Damned lovely Hexgrid on a blue space image board with Green Starting Hexes at the corners, that I used, first for Brikwars in 2001, then in 2017, then we all can gosh-darn-tooting use it in any RPG/Wargames… Stuff! Yes!

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And I had ST:TNG; the Game of the Galaxies, which had planets with names from the classic Trek (mostly TNG), depicted with 1, sometimes 2 adjacent moons. It was nice and fit the show (compared to cheap licensing camel shit).

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As long as the ‘Cunt’ didn’t come from the Jobberish Language or some shit.

Anyone make something funny with the Cartoon Studio, when they were Barts Age-, or some PS1 Shit?!?

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I had Bart Simpson’s Guide to Life, and on the PC I played Cartoon Studio and Virtual Springfield a whole hella’lot. Anyone else play those PC games?

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I’ll always give a boost to original eras over revivals, whether it’s a TV show, discography or genre copycats, so even if I-VI isn’t mostly objectively best (which it probably is), it’s got the freshness and the classic look, atmosphere and nostalgia going for it that make even the weaker ones a luxuriously indulgent experience. I think my next poll ranking will reflect this actual love more unapologetically than feeling duty bound to rank some good Daves above the likes of Balance of Power – sorry, objectivity fans! We’ll die off one day.
I once saw a top 10 on YouTube (can’t find it now) that was largely sensible but included Identity Within. They were probably showing off though. But then, I consider the first novel to be the single best Red Dwarf ‘thing,’ which would seem crazy to many (but benefits from the show existing for the imaginary performances). Non-coincidentally, I read it before I’d properly seen anything earlier than VI, so it was my first go around with those stories.
Nostalgia and early exposure play a big part, but they can be overruled. Series VIII and especially VII should be nostalgic as hell for me, but I find most of them repellant, having problems with them at the time and disowning them before the DVD era (Cassandra’s still good though).
Yeah I agree actually, IWCD is to me the best of Red Dwarf, and I read it after I’d seen the first six series a million times. It’s all the bits you love from the show expanded on and given more room, and with some great moments that wouldn’t have fit the tone of the show but are fantastic.
Some high budget CGI adaptation with all the cast doing voices would be heaven.
I have a bit of nostalgia for VII, because I remember being so excited when I heard about it happening after such a gap, and for the t-shirt with the skeletons on, and Radio Times covers, not so much for the episodes.

I had the “Back From The Dead” T-Shirt; – found it again in 2017, and wore it for over two years, before somebody threw it out:

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Supposedly brought about for a few decades by the Grand Nagus Zek out of fear of the “insane” anti-capitalistic Federation.

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Who is that???

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I rarely got to see what the Dr Who Novel Writers looked like.

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Is… is the London Jets logo just taped on that shirt?!

Re: Rushy

I thought the armbands were made of Blue and White Duck Tape.

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I think thats supposed to be a sort of proto- PsiScan. He uses it again in Polymorph. 
Anyway, while we’re on the subject, this fucking thing: 

Re: Paul Muller.

Weird, yeah, so the “Best Budget” Model was the better one, Ironically (and/or sickeningly…)

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Big schmeal. I wrote two of my Episodes in under an Hour.

Big schmeal. I wrote two of my Episodes in under an Hour.

I did find this pretty good; – other than a few idiotic gaffes, on words, or some cornier plot Devices-, what was no *BIG, FAT INDIAN* driving to crying… Hatred of *Interrupted by Colourful Celtic/Grek Chant including “All that is good and holy”…* Massacre of Philipinos with two noses…

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What was so bad about any of that?!? SIncerely, it was a pretty good episode, with some Megaforce; – reminded me of Thanks for the Memory (or my angsty crap day was that shitload of smeg about), and (PRIMARILY), Queeg, Polymorph, Justice, Terror form, and Rimmerworld.

The dramatic parts were better than anything Doug Naylor, John, Marco, Mel and Scabby wrote after 1998. Except those episodes I’mma forgetting about.

And use of existing sets, CGI and a few “Classic Dwarf” bits were also pretty good.

I will make a few alterations, but it’s already 96% done and decent, to coin a (Red Dwarf Timeline) 2030s Expression/QUotable Schob Awesome Scroat Bongflip.

If you except mah Invitation.

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Just like Martha used to make

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I also put up…

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Some other (MORE PSYCHOTIC AND CROTCH-EXPLODING LIKE THE TWO BIRD-BEAKED MUPPETS IN THE PARISIAN CAFE PIC I STOLE) dreams, are available on my website.

https://sites.google.com/site/memoryeta/

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A Gorgon with lots of snakes, from Greek Mythology.

Dreams are constantly surreal and weird like that.

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Like a joke of the day dropped in the middle of an ongoing story.

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#RedDwarf #Smegle

Making a beer run to Jaycen Q. Rand’s Handiwork.

Try for yourself: https://smegle.ganymede.tv/casual/5a92d235c1116958344055d884ff3216

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Re: Stasis Booth piss.

Freezing food in Stasis Booths you keep in yer office is a good strategic monthly move; – I saw it in a Star Trek Book.

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What’s Better than Life?!?

Laredo Lowtide’s Ulcer and and Martin Freemans butchered USA Dept of Bullshit Groupthink.

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Have you ever played Shogo: Mobile Armour Division? It was almost literally made as Patlabor meets Quake.

I din’t make the connection to Quake. That’s because I was thinking of Doom II. ANd losing my Skin, and being belted by a Baboon bitch while thinking about my loding 1400$

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What do you think about Most Disliked Series VIII Guest Character?
Going pedantically by those listed in the end credits (only removing Blood Drinker, whose scenes were deleted and was listed by mistake), even when this doesn’t make the most sense (e.g. Young Kochanski and Cat as distinct characters, but no love for nice Nigel). Who will be the shittest?

There are so many that we can take another turn or multiple turns or whatever, or it’ll just be me.
MP Thornton
Doc Newton
Dr McClaren
Doctor
Panel Woman Officer
Second Woman Officer
Last Woman Officer
First Ground Controller
Second Ground Controller
Ackerman
Guard (Cassandra)
Kill Crazy
Warden Knot
Cassandra
Guard (Krytie TV)
Man in Film
Woman in Film
Mex
Young Kochanski
Young Cat
Baxter
Birdman
Talia
Dispensing Machine
Big Meat

Tie between Karen or Young Kochanski.

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Sophie’s Choice, but both the kids are complete dicks.

Asshole, like that Horses one Pat Healy in A Twisted Toyfare Frat-House Party rammed his Fist into, I also want to see Attack of the Jack-o-Lanterns and get out my Pumpkin again.

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Simple Holly, Rimmer here is baking Strawberrie Butterscotch Intestinal Crisp, and a Simulant wants to turn our lungs into ashtrays.

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Tickled Mauve, UKCRAP I love it.

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How much of a Git is he, in that?!?!?

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Looks awesome. And Big.

Pity I don’t do Blu-Ray. Bah. How are the Extras?

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Would make for some interesting dialogue.

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They’re quite fun, but not as informative as, say, a Rob/Doug one would be.
Norm is the best thing about the VIII commentaries. The worst bit is Bobby calling Krytie TV ‘classic Dwarf’.

I haven’t the foggiest notion why; – it’s fulla’holes and cheapness.

I do enjoy most of them, along with other DVD extras; – the Series VI Menu Music sounds like a SNES Action Theme.

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Weird. I didn’t notice that-scratch that, I did, but I didn’t think there was anything to it.

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Yeah, that don’t you believe it thing is awesome 👍 😎 

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It does look somewhat like a science lab to me as well as a room for various documents and sensor data is processed.

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Bee nice, now!!!

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Yeah, the X drive room is crap and makes no real sense. 
The later Dave era one I’ve generally seen as an updated version of the Science Room, the same one we see in III – V basically, where they do medical stuff, piloting things, and anything else that needs computers and sciencey brainbox stuff. 
One thing the bubble era did really well was dressing, lighting and shooting sets so they often looked different. In my head, the room where Lister fucks the Polymorph, the room at the start of DNA, the ‘so what is it?’ room, and the room with the triplicator are all different places with some similar looking fittings, it’s remarkable to think they’re all the same set. It makes the ship feel much bigger, like they’re using different rooms and decks for different purposes. In comparison, the XI – TPL science room looks and feels the same every time you see it.

Yeah, I’m going with Bubble Era. Series VII Starbug was nice, big, dark and cinematic.

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I wanted a similar Jacket, but with more check marks, and Third Engineer on it, or something.

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What are Mr. Flibble’s thoughts on all this?

Lump Maroon (a guy who looks somewhat alike Dwayne Dibbley)’s thoughts on all this is: “JUPITER!!!!”

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Not much of an office, is it, in the show? More of a desk.

Not even a Cubicle?!?

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