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Yeah, there’s not many two-hundred-old-wars with so much remaining resentment over the outcome as the American Civil War. Lots of the southern states still give off the feeling of being forced to be part of the country, and would probably leave again if we hadn’t already preemptively declared war on them if they do.

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On that note, I think that the full cut of Pete, Beyond a Joke, Dear Dave, Back to Earth Part 2, and all the slash fanfics are the only good parts of Red Dwarf.

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What about one where the United States doesn’t win the first crusade?

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They’re killing the show. There’s no way it’ll survive even into the next year much less for a long time as we’d hoped. Too bad, too, it was a good show. But I won’t watch it ever again because it’s been ruined.

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Honestly, though? I’m concerned by what smeg toast would be.

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Advertise it in all those groups. You’ll get thousands of likes instantly.

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Is this an appropriate time to point out that Futurama flipped its stance on Star Trek like five times?

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Or, even better, and this is just a thought, start the Facebook page “the same photo of the SMEG toaster every day”. There’s loads of pages of the like. Not a particularly hard format to keep up with.

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I absolutely hate in when a show continues and literally cancels all its earlier seasons simply by doing so.

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We might have gotten that strange man… what was his name… Robber Grand? That Doug Naylor used to know? He might have worked on some of the series. What a disaster that’d’ve been.

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He put Frankenstein in his MySpace top 8.

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In 2006?

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There are perhaps two somewhat right images on VII…

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Is that Cat’s Canary suit… on Terrorform?

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Alright, let’s take a poll, who on here actually is in a position where they could sign corporate groups up for this?

Anyone?

*slowly raises hand*

This site’s userbase does not count as a corporate group, Benjamin.

*slowly lowers hand*

That’s what I thought. Anybody else?

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Alright, let’s take a poll, who on here actually is in a position where they could sign corporate groups up for this?

Anyone?

*slowly raises hand*

This site’s userbase does not count as a corporate group, Benjamin.

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Alright, let’s take a poll, who on here actually is in a position where they could sign corporate groups up for this?

Anyone?

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I would have guessed on the headlines even without the explanation

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Ah, yes, I loved the Red Dwarf episode where they went and did some corporate team-building in Dubai.

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Those corridors look very grey, don’t they. Very reminiscent of the first series.
And the Level/Nivelo sign is a nice throwback. Very reminiscent of the first series.

And Norman Lovett is still a twat. Very reminiscent of the first, second, third, fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh, eighth, ninth, tenth, and presumably eleventh series as well as the mini-series special, Red Dwarf Night, and literally every single other Dwarfy piece of material.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

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Yes, X did give the impression the entire series was set within 100 feet of the bunk room.

Wasn’t it?

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New High & Low suggestion: High & Low

I’d personally recommend the low of when it stopped being a thing for this article.

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I don’t know who’s dead on this show, but I do know that I’m not, and that you’re not, if you’re reading this.
Or are you?

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“Red Zeppelin”

–KyoSo, 2 May 2017

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I think it’s actually mostly transporting air, therefore it’s an airship.

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No, Upper Deck was the deleted scene, Starbug 19 was the one in the episode.

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I’ve just gone and watched Clues, can’t decide if it would have been better or worse without having known this first.

Amazing plot though, don’t know who comes up with these ideas.

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Eh? What’s this? Are you trying to imply that WE wouldnt understand a JOKE? Furthermore, have you just said that you think we’d argue about said JOKE? This is sickening! Everybody, attack him all at once!

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Four and a half months later, I still use when at school, especially as of recently, as you get a lot fewer strange looks when you open a page with a large ‘No.’ at school than a page with a large ‘MILF’ on it.

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Wait, what are some of those Facebook groups?

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You can also perform space experiments in space. There is no reason why you wouldn’t put a small lab on board each ship.

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But he signed up with the Space Corps, which are contracted to provide the crew which run the ship, not another company/organization which is contracted to provide the miners. The JMC just own the ship.

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I’d think all the mining technicians work on a different part of the ship.

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Kryten, you shouldn’t have to send two seperate Snaps just because you were looking at an appliance catalog!

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Would that just be a bunch of Nirvanah asking for sex then Rimmer apologizing for saying Geronimo so much on a loop?

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I’m gonna re-edit all of series XII so that it’s just three hours of them saying ‘MILF’ because none of the rest of it was funny enough.

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Fine. Most nights they’ve slept in one.

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Is this a record for most time they’ve stayed in one bunkroom?

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Wait, you mean his dreadlocks can’t actually grow back in five minutes?

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And what’s this I hear about that the actors for Rimmer and Lister weren’t actually controlling each others’ bodies in Bodyswap?

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Perhaps Legion was doing that to aid Lister in keeping his disguise. There wasn’t any blood, you’ll remember.

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I’d hardly call 20 November ‘the other day’, But here they are, http://reddwarf.co.uk/forum/messages.cfm?threadid=FEC8015F-02C5-4E74-B5C23C737FF0DB30 – Seb definitely found no reason to take them down. In fact, it appears he found the joke decently funny.

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It might help you in the future to know that it’s “blockquote”. With <>. But yes.

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Most of XI’s laughter was about on par with how much I laughed, and I believe that most of the rest were more British jokes.

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In other news, we’re busy working on the Officer Rimmer episode as we speak and I can assure you the Pac-man style Rimmer game will be making an appearance – it’s coming along very nicely too.

Well, I’ll need to clean up after reading that.

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It’s alright. After all, if things like that never happened, mistakes were never made, and errors never slipped through the cracks, you’d have lost a third of your content.

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Lovely, but you might like to know that I’m fairly certain some dates which should be listed as 2010 are presented as 2009. Specifically, you claim that 7th January 2010 and 7th January 2009 are the same day, and a couple things like that.

But really, holy damn, that was a wild ride from start to finish.

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I, too, was excited to learn that XII will just be the extended version of the Lunar City Seven music video.

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There’s a high.

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Sandbag delivered my Christmas gift a week earlier than they said they would and I live in the US.

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