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  • in reply to: Edinburgh screening #220672
    Reece
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    Well that was bloody marvellous.

    in reply to: Edinburgh screening #220671
    Reece
    Participant

    Currently waiting in the audience. Brown alert, sirs.

    in reply to: Alex's Bottom #206126
    Reece
    Participant
    in reply to: Alex's Bottom #206038
    Reece
    Participant

    “Oh Monica… you took my cherry…

    Right off!”

    in reply to: Alex's Bottom #205904
    Reece
    Participant

    “‘Le Danger’… ‘Le Nuclear Bomb’… shit, it’s all in French.”

    in reply to: Alex's Bottom #205887
    Reece
    Participant

    Yeah I agree with TT, Some of my favourite episodes are the ones where nothing really happens, lol.

    in reply to: Alex's Bottom #205869
    Reece
    Participant

    Alex is bottom. Of the list of the best people who run Red Dwarf fan sites.

    Which would put him at a solid second.

    in reply to: DEAR GANYMEDE & TITAN COMMUNITY #205861
    Reece
    Participant

    What that vicar needs is a good, hard, stiff cock right up his arse.

    in reply to: Red Dwarf is Back on Netflix Streaming, but… #205678
    Reece
    Participant

    The description for Blue is adorable. Mama approves …

    “Lister is feeling lonely, Rimmer rejoins the crew to give him a sympathy-fuck.”

    in reply to: Tikka to Ride – Pronunciation? #205638
    Reece
    Participant

    Tikka to Ride

    Shittiest.

    in reply to: The Hobbit #205609
    Reece
    Participant

    Isn’t that in the Paradise Towers deleted scenes?

    I love you, Si.

    in reply to: The Hobbit #205606
    Reece
    Participant

    The best part was when the 7th Doctor was smoking pot and had shit up the side of his face.

    in reply to: Happiest of New Years! #205561
    Reece
    Participant

    I suppose I’ll be the first person to mention ‘foaming twat’ this year then?
    Okay, get ready.
    Here we go:

    Foaming twat.

    Oh yeah, and happy new year to you all. <3

    in reply to: Christmas Specials/Films? #205465
    Reece
    Participant

    Oh, I almost forgot about ‘The League of Gentlemen Are Behind You’.

    in reply to: Admittedly shameless Christmas pimpery #205443
    Reece
    Participant

    I’m yet to see anything that contradicts the theory that Stephen Merchant is the genius behind all the good stuff the partnership have done

    I saw him live in Glasgow and I swear I haven’t laughed so much in all my life.

    I was never a massive fan of The Office but I loved Extras.

    I’ve never understood where all the hate for Ricky Gervais came from.

    in reply to: DEAR GANYMEDE & TITAN COMMUNITY #205416
    Reece
    Participant

    I only drink Pepsi Max. From a Coca-Cola glass!

    You sick fuck.

    in reply to: DEAR GANYMEDE & TITAN COMMUNITY #205403
    Reece
    Participant

    But on a serious note, the first sip of a cold Coke. Oh yeaah.

    in reply to: DEAR GANYMEDE & TITAN COMMUNITY #205402
    Reece
    Participant

    Norman Lovett

    in reply to: A NEW LOW in AMERICAN TELEVISION #205388
    Reece
    Participant

    I read the story about the Headmistress at Sandy Hook, and I don’t think I could have done what she did.

    And I am a burly male who’s nearly 6 foot.

    Gender played no part in this tragedy.

    in reply to: Well, you see, the sleigh was late…… #205353
    Reece
    Participant

    Weeeellllll you say the shuttle was late you say, the shuttle was late.

    EDIT: Literally just realised what the fuck’s been going on in this thread.

    Carry on, Gentlemen.

    in reply to: WOT – Home sweet home #205352
    Reece
    Participant

    Terribly sorry that it’s taken in Instagram. It was taken when it first came out and everyone thought it was cool.

    But anyway, here’s bonnie Scotland!

    in reply to: A NEW LOW in AMERICAN TELEVISION #205341
    Reece
    Participant

    I honestly think WBC do anything controversial to make the front pages. They just enjoy the exposure, it makes them feel relevant.

    Which of course they aren’t.

    Religion is a virus that is infected from parent to child and it continues on from one generation to another it’s like racism, It’s taught, you are not born with it. Science will eventually eradicate it,like smallpox,and the human race will evolve past it unless the infected destroy the planet. But I will never see that day it’s way past my allotted time.I have done my part in not spreading it, by not infecting my children with it.They are free to make their choices.I hope they see it for what it is.

    You are full of surprises, Pecos.

    in reply to: reintergrating Kochanski #205285
    Reece
    Participant

    In the end this wouldn’t happen anyway neither would the next suggestion which actually is about the obvious stereotype,

    … Christopher Kochanski – played by Julian Cleary

    Kochanski isn’t black though.

    in reply to: Red Dwarf X: Entangled: Retconned Fan Script #205283
    Reece
    Participant

    IT’S MASSIVE AND DRIPPING.

    Oo-er.

    in reply to: Christmas Specials/Films? #205222
    Reece
    Participant

    Bottom: Holy

    … that’s it really. That plus the usual Christmas garbage.

    in reply to: Admittedly shameless Christmas pimpery #205202
    Reece
    Participant

    ON THE FIRST DAY OF CHRISTMAS
    I GAVE YOU MY HEART
    AND THE VERY NEXT DAY
    FIVE GOLD RINGS

    I’m kind of ashamed at how long that mindfucked me…

    in reply to: CITV's 'Old Skool Weekend' #205197
    Reece
    Participant

    Well that’s my first weekend of 2013 sorted.

    in reply to: reintergrating Kochanski #205066
    Reece
    Participant

    Dawn French in ‘Comic Strip Presents: Consuela’ is terrifying. She’s a really versatile comedic actress.

    Plus she’s beautiful, regardless of her weight.

    Good day to you, sirs. *flips scarf over shoulder*

    in reply to: Tikka to Ride – Pronunciation? #205013
    Reece
    Participant

    Korma-ntine.

    … I’ll leave.

    in reply to: Christmas Compilations? #204870
    Reece
    Participant

    My choices are eclectic as fuck, so apologies. Some of them ain’t even about Christmas, but they just get me in the Christmas mood.

    Pet Shop Boys – It Doesn’t Often Snow At Christmas
    Hurts – All I Want For Christmas Is New Year’s Day
    Kate Bush – Snowflake
    Flight of the Conchords – Petrov, Yelyena And Me (… I don’t even know)
    Elbow – Starlings
    Tears For Fears – Head Over Heels
    Bee Gees – Heart Like Mine

    in reply to: Christmas Compilations? #204869
    Reece
    Participant

    Hurts – All I Want For Christmas is New Year’s Day

    Yes, oh god yes.

    in reply to: PLOTS FOR SERIES 11 #204826
    Reece
    Participant

    Holly returns! And this time it is two for the price of one as we have the male Holly on Red Dwarf and the female Holly on Starbug. Hilarity ensues as Red Dwarf is blown up and they have to spend the rest of the series on Starbug.

    ~Fin

    in reply to: Odd Dwarfy type things. #204821
    Reece
    Participant

    oh my God that is tragic! Did I ever really look like that! Aaaarrggh

    Surely I can’t be the only one…

    in reply to: Odd Dwarfy type things. #204795
    Reece
    Participant

    I don’t understand how it can be so bad

    Writing?

    in reply to: The Red Dwarf Text Adventure Game: Anyone here have it? #204671
    Reece
    Participant

    Kill jester

    I was going to make this joke, but I didn’t know if anyone would get it.

    > Jump the chasm.

    in reply to: PLOTS FOR SERIES 11 #204645
    Reece
    Participant

    Wow.

    in reply to: Red Dwarf themed charity pub quiz – 25th November #204599
    Reece
    Participant

    What were the two incorrect answers?

    in reply to: PLOTS FOR SERIES 11 #204577
    Reece
    Participant

    A whole series made up of retellings of classic Red Dwarf adventures in the style of the dream sequence from “Blue.”

    “Rimmer! You’re a hologram?!”

    “Yes. That’s because I’m dead. Dead as a can of spam. And it’s all thanks to you.”

    “Oh Rimsy…”

    “Oh Listy…”

    in reply to: PLOTS FOR SERIES 11 #204574
    Reece
    Participant

    But why would they do X again?

    in reply to: Dwarfcast Commentary Requests #204548
    Reece
    Participant

    Taiwan Tony: The Highlights.

    in reply to: DR WHO is 49 #204519
    Reece
    Participant

    It’s the only one I’ve read just because it ties in to the movie and seemed rather interesting.

    But yeah the time-travelling bike rings a bell.

    in reply to: DR WHO is 49 #204516
    Reece
    Participant

    Oh, and Ace’s motorbike can travel through time, and the flat is just one of many homes she has scattered across the universe.

    Doesn’t she have that in Lungbarrow?

    in reply to: Are these from the Smeg Up VHS? #204513
    Reece
    Participant

    “Y’awwright Craig now, d’y’know what to do?”

    in reply to: DR WHO is 49 #204509
    Reece
    Participant

    And also I really hope McGann is a part of it too. He’s just a great Doctor in the audio plays.

    in reply to: DR WHO is 49 #204508
    Reece
    Participant

    I thought Sylvester would be the best of the classic Doctors to return as he actually hasn’t changed that much.

    Just dye his hair and he won’t look too dissimilar from how he looked in the movie.

    If there is a multi-Doctor story involving him, I hope we get a a nice resolution to what happened to Ace. Obviously there’s the nod to her in that episode of SJA but pah, IT’S NOT ENOUGH.

    I love that ‘degenerating’ idea, Si.

    Reece
    Participant

    This thread

    in reply to: The BBC #204256
    Reece
    Participant

    Pesto.

    Oh yes.

    in reply to: Rimmericks #204217
    Reece
    Participant

    Might have won if you’d enclosed a fiver.

    Mum’s the word!

    in reply to: PLOTS FOR SERIES 11 #204212
    Reece
    Participant

    kryten gets a female genital attachment and lister forgets all about finding kochanski.

    Red Dwarf XXX

    in reply to: Rimmericks #204210
    Reece
    Participant

    My entry:

    I like Stork Margarine because I’ve only got one leg.

    in reply to: Shittest Red Dwarf Merchandise Award 2012 #204149
    Reece
    Participant
    in reply to: Things found through Red Dwarf Google Alerts… [2] #204142
    Reece
    Participant

    Oh my God. That model guy’s done Starbug and Red Dwarf, too.

    They’re actually pretty good.

    in reply to: Rimmericks #204074
    Reece
    Participant

    That’s not a limerick, you twat.

    You’re right.

    It’s a Rimmerick.

    in reply to: The world loves a bastard. #204022
    Reece
    Participant

    ‘He’ count: 9
    Sentence Count: 1 (so far)

    Tiny Teaser: Anal

    in reply to: Rimmericks #204021
    Reece
    Participant

    Pretty sure Pecospete666 is the clear winner here.

    Reece
    Participant

    Is this the second time this year that Ian’s been instructed to fuck off from the website he founded by a noob?

    I think he was talking to Mick, but I might be wrong.

    Someone really needs to ban Ian from his own website though.

    Reece
    Participant

    But yeah, the game certainly looks interesting.
    I’ll be giving it a go when it becomes available.

    in reply to: The world loves a bastard. #203989
    Reece
    Participant

    It only took one small change to turn him into Ace, we could be seeing a whole new kind of Rimmer next time.

    But that was at a crucial point of his life. He was a kid at school.

    Now he’s a miserable old git; I don’t think he’s going to change.

    in reply to: The BBC #203880
    Reece
    Participant

    He’s not done a very good job then has he?

    YOU EENSULT MY KIND BY SAYING BOWSER HAS NOT CLONED ME VERY WELL, I THEREFORE CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL ACROSS TIME AND SPACE

    in reply to: The BBC #203795
    Reece
    Participant

    Fairy Nuff.

    Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

    in reply to: The BBC #203789
    Reece
    Participant

    but I’m sure we could work something out.

    Go on…

    in reply to: Rimmericks #203765
    Reece
    Participant

    I wanted to enter the competition,
    But my hopes will not meet fruition.
    It’s a load of bull,
    I’m not eligible,
    Oh shit, something from Red Dwarf… eh… inquisition.

    in reply to: The BBC #203718
    Reece
    Participant

    /thread

    in reply to: New series or Red Dwarf? #203682
    Reece
    Participant

    Didn’t the one with the letter on his head get a job in a biscuit factory?

    in reply to: The Final Cuntdown #203569
    Reece
    Participant

    Not sure I understand the logic there… do they not let you out of the country or something?

    I’m skint and I have no way of getting down there, lol.

    And anyway, you’re all a bunch of racists.

    in reply to: The Final Cuntdown #203511
    Reece
    Participant

    hopefully keep everyone just as enthused and excited throughout the 25th anniversary year.

    And I’m looking forward to G&T’s coverage of DJ. :D

    Sadly, living in Scotland, I can’t go.

    Oh bollocking damn and jumbo buggers.

    in reply to: New series or Red Dwarf? #203507
    Reece
    Participant

    “Oh look at me I eat curry and drink beer”

    “AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAH”

    C’mon now, it’s utter bollocks.

    in reply to: Why Colin, Why? #203504
    Reece
    Participant

    This is him not making any actual money by not actually selling any autographs at the National Space Centre in Leicester earlier this year

    That’s… that’s bloody depressing. :(

    I was well chuffed getting a photo with him at Collectormania earlier this year.

    in reply to: New series or Red Dwarf? #203503
    Reece
    Participant

    You liked it?

    I thought it was shite.

    Hopefully it doesn’t come back.

    in reply to: Why Colin, Why? #203483
    Reece
    Participant

    … This is the worst news I’ve had this year.

    in reply to: The Final Cuntdown #203481
    Reece
    Participant

    You silly billy, Reece, you’ve missed that first ‘o’ out of ‘countdown’…oh, I see.

    SEE, I MADE A SWEAR! :D

    Dont Mope Reece. The time for that is after your watched every DVD extra for the 2nd time.

    In slow motion…

    I will miss these Thursdays. While I haven’t had the best of times with Red Dwarf X, watching the show and listening to the Dwarfcasts have made it something of an “event”.

    This is what I’m talking about. I love the feeling of the excitement not being over after the broadcast. There’s still much more with the Dwarfcast, comments, reviews, the thoughts on next week’s show, etc.

    Only a week until the blu ray though!

    Honestly can’t wait for the BTS stuff, I hope the DVD dispatches early. But being me, I’ve already bought every episode so far on iTunes because of the HD model shots.

    I’m a muppet.

    in reply to: LASHINGS OF WRINKLES #203444
    Reece
    Participant

    Bah, I thought this thread was going to be about the early Grant Naylor radio series.

    In this forum?! Don’t be ridiculous.

    in reply to: LASHINGS OF WRINKLES #203437
    Reece
    Participant

    Watched it.

    Seemed as though half of it was just recapping Five Go Mad In Dorset.
    Nothing really happened. There’s a plot involving Rik that just goes nowhere.
    There’s a return of a character I wasn’t expecting, which was nice.

    Overall, it was pretty good, plot didn’t really go anywhere but it was hilarious seeing how the characters have changed with Julian and George now being raging alcoholics.

    And may I just say, Robbie Coltrane in his 60s dressed as a woman can really turn a man’s head.

    in reply to: Shittest Red Dwarf Merchandise Award 2012 #203316
    Reece
    Participant

    in reply to: Shittest Red Dwarf Merchandise Award 2012 #202984
    Reece
    Participant

    He’s awesome.

    OH IAN ME PRIVETS

    in reply to: Shittest Red Dwarf Merchandise Award 2012 #202977
    Reece
    Participant

    Someone bought it…

    GOD DAMN I WAS TOO SLOW! :/

    in reply to: PLOTS FOR SERIES 11 #202966
    Reece
    Participant

    but it was a ’0′ and he was the first in a line of experiments where they kept trying…. and failed…

    It’s the perfect plot, I tell you!

    in reply to: PLOTS FOR SERIES 11 #202960
    Reece
    Participant

    I always thought about an episode where the crew find an abandoned DivaDroid space station. It would be very much a Kryten-based story. He finds failed experiments and sympathises with them, kinda like Ripley from Alien Resurrection when she finds the failed clones.

    in reply to: Twitter never ceases to amaze me… #202882
    Reece
    Participant

    The excitement and adventure and really wild things.

    in reply to: Saturday night YouTubing… #202666
    Reece
    Participant

    What I’ve been watching…

    in reply to: So… a 4th Series of Bottom is on the way… #202659
    Reece
    Participant

    some bloke has edited Bottom episodes

    You can’t beat Bottom YTPs. :P

    in reply to: So… a 4th Series of Bottom is on the way… #202474
    Reece
    Participant

    FEEEEB, ONE BOILED EGG.

    in reply to: Racist, sexist and homophobic #202439
    Reece
    Participant

    I miss Tony Slattery.

    We all do.

    in reply to: Trojan timelines #202110
    Reece
    Participant

    I think Rimmer ageing is probably to do with Chris Barrie being a human.

    Pfft, and he calls himself an actor.

    in reply to: Doctor Who Series 7 #201791
    Reece
    Participant

    I did think the overall episode was a little weak, but the ending was worth it and made me shed manly tears.

    in reply to: Rare Vanessa Feltz interview with Bobby and Norm 99 #201766
    Reece
    Participant

    Christ, that was painful….

    Thanks for uploading though. :)

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