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Well that was bloody marvellous.

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Currently waiting in the audience. Brown alert, sirs.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxNf45AZWBE

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“Oh Monica… you took my cherry…

Right off!”

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“‘Le Danger’… ‘Le Nuclear Bomb’… shit, it’s all in French.”

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Yeah I agree with TT, Some of my favourite episodes are the ones where nothing really happens, lol.

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Alex is bottom. Of the list of the best people who run Red Dwarf fan sites.

Which would put him at a solid second.

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What that vicar needs is a good, hard, stiff cock right up his arse.

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The description for Blue is adorable. Mama approves …

“Lister is feeling lonely, Rimmer rejoins the crew to give him a sympathy-fuck.”

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Tikka to Ride

Shittiest.

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Isn’t that in the Paradise Towers deleted scenes?

I love you, Si.

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The best part was when the 7th Doctor was smoking pot and had shit up the side of his face.

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I suppose I’ll be the first person to mention ‘foaming twat’ this year then?
Okay, get ready.
Here we go:

Foaming twat.

Oh yeah, and happy new year to you all. <3

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Oh, I almost forgot about ‘The League of Gentlemen Are Behind You’.

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I’m yet to see anything that contradicts the theory that Stephen Merchant is the genius behind all the good stuff the partnership have done

I saw him live in Glasgow and I swear I haven’t laughed so much in all my life.

I was never a massive fan of The Office but I loved Extras.

I’ve never understood where all the hate for Ricky Gervais came from.

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I only drink Pepsi Max. From a Coca-Cola glass!

You sick fuck.

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But on a serious note, the first sip of a cold Coke. Oh yeaah.

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Norman Lovett

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I read the story about the Headmistress at Sandy Hook, and I don’t think I could have done what she did.

And I am a burly male who’s nearly 6 foot.

Gender played no part in this tragedy.

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Weeeellllll you say the shuttle was late you say, the shuttle was late.

EDIT: Literally just realised what the fuck’s been going on in this thread.

Carry on, Gentlemen.

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Terribly sorry that it’s taken in Instagram. It was taken when it first came out and everyone thought it was cool.

But anyway, here’s bonnie Scotland!

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I honestly think WBC do anything controversial to make the front pages. They just enjoy the exposure, it makes them feel relevant.

Which of course they aren’t.

Religion is a virus that is infected from parent to child and it continues on from one generation to another it’s like racism, It’s taught, you are not born with it. Science will eventually eradicate it,like smallpox,and the human race will evolve past it unless the infected destroy the planet. But I will never see that day it’s way past my allotted time.I have done my part in not spreading it, by not infecting my children with it.They are free to make their choices.I hope they see it for what it is.

You are full of surprises, Pecos.

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In the end this wouldn’t happen anyway neither would the next suggestion which actually is about the obvious stereotype,

… Christopher Kochanski – played by Julian Cleary

Kochanski isn’t black though.

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IT’S MASSIVE AND DRIPPING.

Oo-er.

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Bottom: Holy

… that’s it really. That plus the usual Christmas garbage.

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ON THE FIRST DAY OF CHRISTMAS
I GAVE YOU MY HEART
AND THE VERY NEXT DAY
FIVE GOLD RINGS

I’m kind of ashamed at how long that mindfucked me…

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Well that’s my first weekend of 2013 sorted.

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Dawn French in ‘Comic Strip Presents: Consuela’ is terrifying. She’s a really versatile comedic actress.

Plus she’s beautiful, regardless of her weight.

Good day to you, sirs. *flips scarf over shoulder*

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Korma-ntine.

… I’ll leave.

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My choices are eclectic as fuck, so apologies. Some of them ain’t even about Christmas, but they just get me in the Christmas mood.

Pet Shop Boys – It Doesn’t Often Snow At Christmas
Hurts – All I Want For Christmas Is New Year’s Day
Kate Bush – Snowflake
Flight of the Conchords – Petrov, Yelyena And Me (… I don’t even know)
Elbow – Starlings
Tears For Fears – Head Over Heels
Bee Gees – Heart Like Mine

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Hurts – All I Want For Christmas is New Year’s Day

Yes, oh god yes.

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Holly returns! And this time it is two for the price of one as we have the male Holly on Red Dwarf and the female Holly on Starbug. Hilarity ensues as Red Dwarf is blown up and they have to spend the rest of the series on Starbug.

~Fin

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oh my God that is tragic! Did I ever really look like that! Aaaarrggh

Surely I can’t be the only one…

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I don’t understand how it can be so bad

Writing?

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Kill jester

I was going to make this joke, but I didn’t know if anyone would get it.

> Jump the chasm.

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Wow.

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What were the two incorrect answers?

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A whole series made up of retellings of classic Red Dwarf adventures in the style of the dream sequence from “Blue.”

“Rimmer! You’re a hologram?!”

“Yes. That’s because I’m dead. Dead as a can of spam. And it’s all thanks to you.”

“Oh Rimsy…”

“Oh Listy…”

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But why would they do X again?

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Taiwan Tony: The Highlights.

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It’s the only one I’ve read just because it ties in to the movie and seemed rather interesting.

But yeah the time-travelling bike rings a bell.

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Oh, and Ace’s motorbike can travel through time, and the flat is just one of many homes she has scattered across the universe.

Doesn’t she have that in Lungbarrow?

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“Y’awwright Craig now, d’y’know what to do?”

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And also I really hope McGann is a part of it too. He’s just a great Doctor in the audio plays.

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I thought Sylvester would be the best of the classic Doctors to return as he actually hasn’t changed that much.

Just dye his hair and he won’t look too dissimilar from how he looked in the movie.

If there is a multi-Doctor story involving him, I hope we get a a nice resolution to what happened to Ace. Obviously there’s the nod to her in that episode of SJA but pah, IT’S NOT ENOUGH.

I love that ‘degenerating’ idea, Si.

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This thread

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Pesto.

Oh yes.

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Might have won if you’d enclosed a fiver.

Mum’s the word!

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kryten gets a female genital attachment and lister forgets all about finding kochanski.

Red Dwarf XXX

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My entry:

I like Stork Margarine because I’ve only got one leg.

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