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Meh. Doesn’t look too good to me. Plus, I can’t get away from the idea that the leader looks like Hank Scorpio.

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“I see your shwartz is as big as mine.”

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Everyone’s a critic.

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I suppose it maybe quite offensive to ask if the bride will be dressed as a GELF?

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Der, der, der … Peacock Dreams! Der, der, der … Peacock Dreams!

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Oh, sod it. Hippies was 1999 wasn’t it?

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Garth Merenghi’s Dark Place.

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Architect Edwin Lutyens?

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And there was me thinking he was racing someone in a giant Snickers bar outfit.

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I take that back TheLeen, I’ve think I’ve worked it out! – Better range of colours on Spreadshirt.

As above, it’s probably best for the Admin (gawd bless ’em) to look at the options, but i’d be happy to send them the designs.

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Thank you for the link. I had a little look around the custom settings, and it didn’t seem to let me fix the design on some of the t-shirts. I googled some other online suppliers and found Zazzle.co.uk. The dashboard for customizing a t-shirt is much easier to understand and I set-up the above 3-box “G&T” design. Obviously, I don’t have any right to use the G&T logo, so it may be up to The Great Leaders to set up a zazzle shop, so people can buy the t-shirts – (Mens about ?15.00 and Ladies ?16.00 – Not including any additional cost the shop creator wants to add on top.)

If a member of the G&T Staff is reading, I’d be happy to send you the graphic so you can add it to the t-shirts, if you set up an outlet.

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?G&T-Shirts.

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Shirley hot soup sucks. Cold soup would get stuck half way up the straw.

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I would not be watching Single White Female any time soon.

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Is that what you have to do when you fail, but need to drop-off the money for the forged certificate?

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And: “That doesn’t work!” – Use BROOM with WINDLEPOONS – Use FROG with STUDENT WIZARD.

It’s a great game, but certainly bred thoughts of ripping the 75mhz processor out of the PC. Yes. Sadly, I can remember the times when Mine Sweeper was THE game sensation on the school IBM’s.

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I love the original Discworld Game. I remember getting the demo Disk on a copy of PC Gamer (possibly). I think you had to get the gold buckle from the Fishmonger by making him eat prunes??

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Who is Danielle Ward?

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Captain Picard’s security officer gets a St. John’s Ambulance certificate? oh, I see now.

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Komen ze bitte, und listen to Kraftwerk.

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Thatcher or G&T staff member?

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Will they be re-making The Dig?

P.S.
Which Monkey Island game was it where you had to mix certain drinks to win a spitting competition? … If, of course, this is in a MI game?

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He’ll be back. You’ll see.

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Good this, isn’t it. Even though we’re just listing chocolate bars.

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Use anyone and write an “alternative dimensions script”

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Ganny Mead, sir. The finest alcoholic beverage; produced from the finest Gannies ever to bumble within this great kingdom of ours?

First grown in 1832, the Gannys of Luton were among the rarest ingredients used in mead production since Lord Alverson Binwright drew-up the secret formula for the now legendary Ganny Mead. Bottled in Chiswick and filtered 38 times, to enhance the flavour, Ganny Mead is an exclusive brand, drunk only by the wealthy or ill-minded.

Drinks-o-the-world*
by Leonard Sympathie
1974

(*Author of Public WCs: My life with the Green Faery)

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Blue – no! ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH …

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Oh, dear god! … And there I was thinking it was just a poorly crafted satanic-style cake. Brings a whole new meaning to Sponge Pudding.

“Mr Kipling: He does make exceedingly good female anatomical cakes.”

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Get busy livin’ or get busy dyin’

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Starkrud.

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But can they defeat Casanovafrankenstein!!??

FIND OUT NEXT WEEK: SAME HARE TIME, SAME HARE CHANNEL

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Is that supposed to be Michael Jackson or the Mekon?

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Put me right off my toast.

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Nahh. That really would be a step too far. They need to get an old writer back. It was such a good show when those two were together. While Doug alone is okay, I (personally) think that he took too much on with BtE. I know he has his eye on Directing, but if he does, it needs a fellow writer who he can trust, and that is Rob Grant.

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RD/BtE: The Phil Edit? … with commentary.

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And why did Cat keep leaving those little gold paper things everywhere? – well, two.

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Now THAT is a series I can’t wait for! … not that a new series of Red Dwarf isn’t – of course.

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Fannymede & Titsout.

… as either the name of the show’s distribution arm, or the title for an ITV detective series.

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Rob Grant me leave to try writing a better sitcom. Perhaps about aliens. Or not.

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>Sorry, I just haven?t had one for years, and yes i?ve had it down the stairs. Did it on the first try.

Reads like the caption to one of those naughty seaside postcards.

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Blimey. Dedicated.

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>*cough*5.67*cough*

er … erm … yes … THAT is a small homage to the Red Dwarf episode, White Hole. A minor addition of time.

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I made it saturday morning while waiting for a Quincy M.E. box set to be delivered.

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>some arsehole or other decided they didn?t like the show and ?were no longer interested in the type of audience Red Dwarf used to attract?

The same arsehole(s) that continue to commission The Apprentice, Celebrity Masterchef and Strictly Dancing with celebs stars who are not really celebrities but once appearead in a scene with Todd Carty when he joined the Bill?

There’s nothing wrong with these shows in moderation, but there really are too many now. Stop it. Please.

I can imagine Doug Naylor in a meeting with the BBC, ending the same way as Alan Partridge – SMELL MY CHEESE YOU MOTHER!

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Not so much cue, but why not a newly re-vamped version of Tongue Tied?

(The room falls silent. Fellow members of the G&T forum can be seen dropping snooker balls into socks. The darkness is soon to follow.)

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You’re Alice Cooper’s daughter!?

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It’s a cracking film. Okay, its not The Long Good Friday, but still worthy of a place in the ole DVD collection.

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The site itself looks like it’s from the same stable as those unofficial Red Dwarf convention thingies.

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