Profile Topics Started Replies Created Engagements Forum Replies Created Viewing 50 replies - 51 through 100 (of 125 total) 1 2 3 Author Replies April 27, 2009 at 7:55 pm in reply to: Can someone call or Skype me at around 12:30pm BST? #98229 Joey TORDFCParticipant Sorry, you live in fucking HOLLYWOOD? I was 40% sure that was a made-up place. April 25, 2009 at 8:08 pm in reply to: Top 10 Defenestrations #98137 Joey TORDFCParticipant My mate’s band was called Defenestration. April 25, 2009 at 8:06 pm in reply to: I can now die happy. #98136 Joey TORDFCParticipant I hated Raccoons too. Generally most cartoons annoyed me as a child. April 9, 2009 at 2:08 pm in reply to: Am I the longest-lurking poster on any website, ever? #95500 Joey TORDFCParticipant >>Jesus. Half the G&T staff weren?t visiting the site back then? I don’t think they were born, yet. April 9, 2009 at 2:06 pm in reply to: TORDFC – Back to Reality Magazine #95498 Joey TORDFCParticipant Er…I think it may have gone to me dad’s place seeing as I forgot to change the address. To be fair last time I received a magazine I was living at home. April 2, 2009 at 1:21 pm in reply to: To ganymede and Titan!! #94915 Joey TORDFCParticipant Kudos. April 2, 2009 at 9:20 am in reply to: To ganymede and Titan!! #94905 Joey TORDFCParticipant >> I?m not sure I?d want to visit Andrew Ellard?s funtime emporium. >What about if I find 2 for 1 tickets on the money saving expert website? Oh, go on then. But only if it has dodgems. Seb, did you write all of that?? April 1, 2009 at 9:04 am in reply to: To ganymede and Titan!! #94847 Joey TORDFCParticipant I’m not sure I’d want to visit Andrew Ellard’s funtime emporium. Fail. March 19, 2009 at 11:28 pm in reply to: Welcome Home Dave party at The Aigburth Arms #94260 Joey TORDFCParticipant >>I shall be barricaded in my home with my dearest friends Minus me because on the 11th I am in…*checks itinerary* Munich February 8, 2009 at 11:04 pm in reply to: Sentences you never thought you’d hear/say #90861 Joey TORDFCParticipant Today, in the cinema: ‘I like being up against the wall’ :-| January 19, 2009 at 10:09 pm in reply to: Greatest 80s Movies #89166 Joey TORDFCParticipant I’m going to have to say Labyrinth for me. Or Flash Gordon. January 19, 2009 at 10:07 pm in reply to: Oh no! #89165 Joey TORDFCParticipant I bumped the car behind when coming out of a parking space. Then I realised it belonged to the cunt that lives upstairs, thought ‘fuck it’ and rammed it like a dog rams legs. December 26, 2008 at 12:34 am in reply to: The Spoilery Doctor Who Thread (The Next Doctor / Matt Smith casting) #87866 Joey TORDFCParticipant I fell asleep (true). Probably no reflection on the actual episode, more the big dinner and the fact I’m clearly turning into MY DAD. iPlayer it is, then. December 17, 2008 at 4:58 pm in reply to: The Worst Films of 2008 #87630 Joey TORDFCParticipant Didn’t mind The Hottie and the Nottie. Nothing bad about it, it was just the same as all the rest of those teen feel-good movies. December 15, 2008 at 11:36 pm in reply to: Christmas traditions that are awesome #87529 Joey TORDFCParticipant 20. My Christmas breasts December 14, 2008 at 7:47 pm in reply to: Red Dwarf: Unplugged? #87471 Joey TORDFCParticipant Ten years ago I was working in a newsagent and I think I can remember how to work the ancient till. I’ll give them the benefit of the doubt. October 26, 2008 at 1:52 am in reply to: Buy The Independent on Friday #86357 Joey TORDFCParticipant >I imagine so, but someone else will have to do the scanning? Not unless G&T fancies a call from the NLA and a demand for ?20,000. True. October 17, 2008 at 9:40 am in reply to: Would any of you miserable arseholes… #86182 Joey TORDFCParticipant Par cark. Who’s coming to this? October 14, 2008 at 10:12 pm in reply to: Would any of you miserable arseholes… #86089 Joey TORDFCParticipant Curt better be up for it, I haven’t seen the smegger in years. Karl – I’ll definitely splitsies the travelodge, I have 0 money but can’t miss this and also nowhere to stay (better have a cp too). Speak offline. October 12, 2008 at 3:09 pm in reply to: It’s Saturday night! #85996 Joey TORDFCParticipant Sunday hasn’t been any more eventful…washing and cleaning with the Smiths’ Greatest Hits on the laptop. I may have a piece of cake soon. October 11, 2008 at 7:51 pm in reply to: It’s Saturday night! #85978 Joey TORDFCParticipant Watching classic songs get bulldozed on the X Factor mostly… September 5, 2008 at 4:01 pm in reply to: Iain Lee is a fucking cunt #84034 Joey TORDFCParticipant >>Even though I?m not much of a muso, I?ve never rated Jo Whiley either; as far as I can see, her show consists of her telling the nation that everyone she plays are ?great?. At least Moyles will say so if he doesn?t like a song on the playlist! This. I flippin’ love Chris Moyles and no I will not justify it. May 23, 2008 at 7:02 pm in reply to: Did you see Doctor Who? – Spoilers! #80638 Joey TORDFCParticipant >>The POV shot shifting upwards as the monster transformed looked a great deal like Psirens. Not that Dwarf was anywhere near the first to do it? No no no…the whole metal pole shadow as the insect struck the victim. Almost identical to the psiren stabbing its victim with the straw to suck brain. I still can’t believe I’m the only one to spot this. May 21, 2008 at 10:10 pm in reply to: Did you see Doctor Who? – Spoilers! #80580 Joey TORDFCParticipant Sorry but did ANYONE not see the direct homage to Psirens in the first five minutes? Or just me? May 15, 2008 at 7:52 pm in reply to: Did you see Red Dwarf? – Spoilers! #80367 Joey TORDFCParticipant >>The switch to using flash-forwards in the new series is really interesting, I think. Lister and Kochanski living together and looking after Michael McGruder is a bit dull, but I?m loving the stuff with Kryten working as a hitman for Ackerman. HA! May 12, 2008 at 10:00 am in reply to: So…Gladiators is back… #80204 Joey TORDFCParticipant Yeah and we applied for tickets WELL in advance and missed out. Rubbish. How do I watch it if I don’t have Sky? April 29, 2008 at 9:50 am in reply to: Goodbye To Love #123003 Joey TORDFCParticipant Congratulations (in a way) Andrew :) I feel an M People moment coming on… March 31, 2008 at 8:57 pm in reply to: Ashes to Ashes #122048 Joey TORDFCParticipant >> They do look similar, though Yes. http://img5.allocine.fr/acmedia/medias/nmedia/18/63/05/90/18670331.jpg http://img.slate.com/media/61000/61597/02.jpg March 31, 2008 at 8:52 pm in reply to: Ashes to Ashes #122047 Joey TORDFCParticipant I cried :'( March 18, 2008 at 10:19 pm in reply to: Red Dwarf in games #121758 Joey TORDFCParticipant Ben – Feeble appears to have a massive error halfway through which means you can’t complete the game. Tanya – Wish I knew where to start! It’s an SME of 11 people and I’m not a member of the CIM or any PR body…to be honest I don’t think any of us would have a leg to stand on if anything went drastically wrong. March 15, 2008 at 6:29 pm in reply to: Red Dwarf in games #121704 Joey TORDFCParticipant Going back to Tanya’s comment about the workplace, on the contrary our office is very biased towards women rather than men (and particularly mothers). The company is directed by a very tightknit group of powerful and very well paid women. We have the same number of each, yet the women (in particular those that are ‘in’ with the directors) seem to get the promotions and payrises AND flexible working shifts for mothers (they work three day weeks, which is four out of 11 staff, a father has asked for the same to become a part-time househusband but been denied). It’s literally like I’m in backwards Earth in the 1980s. March 3, 2008 at 10:33 pm in reply to: WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS HAPPENING TO THIS FUCKING FORUM #121097 Joey TORDFCParticipant Happened to me at age 0 until 18. Anyway – I think we all went a bit peculiar but we can resume normal service now you’re back John :) March 2, 2008 at 5:16 pm in reply to: I would just like to jounce… #121074 Joey TORDFCParticipant He’s not a cunt he’s lovely. He’s James Lance! February 28, 2008 at 4:49 pm in reply to: I Would Just Like To Trounce… #120960 Joey TORDFCParticipant I’m gonna get a Wii so I can join in. Plus I really really want one. February 28, 2008 at 4:49 pm in reply to: I Would Just Like to Denounce… #120959 Joey TORDFCParticipant I like Parma Violets :( February 28, 2008 at 4:45 pm in reply to: Red Dwarf in games #120958 Joey TORDFCParticipant >>Jailbait? In what way? All the characters are adults I thought she was a teenager, though maybe the artist just made her look young? I’m just not sure about that sort of thing, I can see why it’s attractive to young men though ;-) If there was a comic about a heroine that didn’t get her arse or tits out then I might read it. I’m not a feminist at all but it would be nice. February 27, 2008 at 2:45 pm in reply to: Red Dwarf in games #120909 Joey TORDFCParticipant >>Liberty Meadows Read it before, just the odd issue, but never noticed any Dwarf references. To be honest all I saw was jailbait. February 27, 2008 at 2:44 pm in reply to: Red Dwarf in games #120908 Joey TORDFCParticipant >> I remember Worms having a ?default? team name of Rimmer, Lister, Kryten and Cat. This. February 27, 2008 at 2:41 pm in reply to: Earthquake! #120907 Joey TORDFCParticipant Didn’t feel a blimmin’ thing. Why do Northerners get all the fun? :( February 26, 2008 at 7:04 pm in reply to: “new post” problems #120862 Joey TORDFCParticipant I don’t get it. But I do get that problem. February 26, 2008 at 7:02 pm in reply to: Ashes to Ashes #120861 Joey TORDFCParticipant Lynn from Alan Partridge made a lovely prostitute though. February 22, 2008 at 12:38 am in reply to: Video Game Music #120700 Joey TORDFCParticipant Interesting…my brother performed a lot of this plus most of Sonic 1 and 2 at a uni concert a couple of years ago, with a ‘rock band’. Apparently they went down a storm. February 22, 2008 at 12:26 am in reply to: Least favourite Red Dwarf episode? #120699 Joey TORDFCParticipant Waiting for God has one of my favourite jokes ever in it (garbage pod) so it has to be up there for me. Least favourite? The Last Day. Kryten’s wet drippyness annoys me in some episodes and this is one of them. February 13, 2008 at 8:31 pm in reply to: Ashes to Ashes #120463 Joey TORDFCParticipant I remember Granny’s Garden on the BBC Micro. We got to use it for half an hour once a week. Also the turtle floor drawing thing…forgot the name, but I suspect Mick will know. Anyone ever see that Rather Good animation Hey Hey 16k? February 13, 2008 at 8:22 pm in reply to: Ha… THIS made me laugh! OUT LOUD! #120462 Joey TORDFCParticipant Dick and Dom are ace. Morning Wood? Brilliant. February 11, 2008 at 7:59 pm in reply to: The Office #120357 Joey TORDFCParticipant Reminds me of a sketch that Alastair McGowan might have done! February 10, 2008 at 2:59 pm in reply to: Ashes to Ashes #120270 Joey TORDFCParticipant I didn’t think there was any question that the primary reason Sam went back was because of his friendships/Annie. Also, Alex Drake will shag “Gene”. February 8, 2008 at 5:15 pm in reply to: Identity #120181 Joey TORDFCParticipant I prefer Patrick Moore. In a way. January 30, 2008 at 5:04 pm in reply to: Spot The Wrongness #119876 Joey TORDFCParticipant >>That review is about as reliable as a plumber?s estimate. You mean, as in a plumber always goes over budget? *Sorry, just in the vein of the other thread ;) January 29, 2008 at 5:21 pm in reply to: Andrew! Christ! #119811 Joey TORDFCParticipant I think we’ve all squoze Ian at some point Author Replies Viewing 50 replies - 51 through 100 (of 125 total) 1 2 3
