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Next step: teaching people how to spell Dwayne Dibly.

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I use “You’re unhappy, aren’t you?” if someone has a little rant or anything. 

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Found in charity shop today

What issue number is that Dandy? There’s a chance I’ve got it myself, and I want to check.

I will never run out of ways to be sadder than anyone else on here.

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Given the horror of Starbug’s windscreen a year later, I’d imagine it’d look worse than that if they wanted to put something in there.

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In Bob’s autobiography, he says he instantly regretted saying Chris Rea had already run the bath and cracked the egg for him, thinking he’d blown it, and was relieved that they instead fixated on the temperature aspect.

They had Bob and Suggs on episodes after I’d read their autobiographies, so I already knew that certain stories were true when they came up.

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Let’s face it though, nobody can match Bob.

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One si would be proud of

Fuck off.

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Oh God, I’d love to see Trixie LaBouche as a lead character. 

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I watched the first episode of The official podcast, and found it excruciating, to be honest. As you say, hearing from Rusty’s always nice, but even that’s not enough to get me to listen to/watch episode two and beyond.

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(Possibly too niche a reference even for this forum)

Sorry, I got it. 

No, really. I’m sorry that I got it.

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Sounds hideous, and looks awful as well. Is it too late to maybe try and kick it in the head now, cut their losses before they waste any more money on the final push in the new year?

I thought it just the streaming service changing its name. From UKTV Play to U? That would make sense. Not much. But some. Maybe. U&… is just stupid.

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I just assumed it was Lise, but just pronounced ‘Lis-eh’.

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“Frobisher’s very cross.”

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Oh fuck, this didn’t work.

Ignore this, I’ve been away from here a few days. As you were.

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Frankhunter?

Fran Cunter.

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It’s been over thirty years. Not sure she’s still going to be a Maid.

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Go on, then, someone chuck some Craig Bierko and Chris Eigeman shots in.

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I went to see Dear Dave. It was a lot better on the night, but a lot of what made up the final episode – ie most of the middle bit – wasn’t actually recorded that night. It was most mostly the scenes in the bunkroom with all the letters. So we were treated to a look at an early edit of Trojan as well.

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When I was younger, I was sure I could remember Norm turning into Hattie onscreen. Don’t know why. Probably misremembering Parallel Universe, in the days before the series II VHS and before all the Smegazine stuff was around.

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Does no-one else think the screencaps and captions kind of alters the tone of the subject matter of this thread?

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HE-MAN & ANGELS

Prince Adam moves in with student nurses.

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CAST THEN AND NOW



(I don’t have the tools available to make it look decent.)

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Actually, that’s shit. Sorry. I’d delete it if I could.

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Red Dwarf is very clearly my favourite TV show. But if I were judging it as a sci-fi show, it wouldn’t win.

I did toy with voting for Doctor Who for that same reason, but in the end, just thought ‘fuck it’.

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Breaking news: Just had a Cat themed XII advert on Spotify with some new dialogue. More on this story as it develops.

Obviously didn’t develop.

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Don’t be fooled by Danny’s hat.

I know that, but I can be fooled by Hattie’s hair.

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If you crop Danny and Hattie out of that photo, it’d just look like the others were studying Craig to work out what that strange stuff on his head was.

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He’s posted a vid on TikTok and Tweeted it this morning, wondering how much people would pay for it:

Kev F Sutherland on Twitter

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*puts Vic and Bob puns away*

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I swear it’s actually that shape.

* sigh *

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They repeated Polymorph on Dave last night, and something that’s sort of bugged me for years is the fact that Lister doesn’t question the fact that he suddenly has an extra kebab on his plate, when he’s just stated “one kebab for me”.

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