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I’m filling a burlap sack with doorknobs as we speak.

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The only good “all a dream” fan theory in history is that VII and VIII take place in an unreality bubble.

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He’s animated like you’re speaking to the shopkeeper in an early 90s DOS game.

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I know this thread is a safe haven for free expression but I’m still gonna kick your ass.

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We’ve all heard the proposition, exciting as any coma theory, that they’re still in Better Than Life for the whole series from the point they enter, so I’m prepared to blow your goddamn minds with another fan theory that recontextualizes a significant portion of the show in a non-pointless way: Kryten is never shown to be reprogrammed back to normal in Krytie TV—therefore he must be still in that state for the rest of the show. What does this fan theory seek to explain? 

Well, it sure makes for a good AI-narrated YouTube short aimed at people who haven’t watched the show in 20 years.

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I’m still trying to find Rankles and win my one million pounds. I heard a tip from someone on the playground that if you beat Sonic 3 without dying 15 times in a row he appears and you unlock Sally Acorn.

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Somehow I’ve never encountered it before.

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That’s near the end of season 3, actually, when the show is somewhat losing its marbles.

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The April Fools joke is as lousy as it is brilliant.

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#RedDwarf #Smegle 01/04/2026 

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I think Back in the Red should’ve been an 8 parter.

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THE BECK FILES

Lister discovers a Beck album and gets super into Beck. Special guest star Beck as Beck.

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I would pay to see this version.

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THE GEX FILES

When a mysterious intruder begins stealing Lister’s dinner every night, Cat blames a talking Gecko called Gex who has the same voice as him, thus providing him an alibi for the repeated cries of “Aaaaooooowwww! I’m gonna eat you little chicky!”

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I herald from the universe where Pete is a two-part episode of Frasier.

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#RedDwarf #Smegle 31/03/2026 

I was wrong about the specific shot but I knew the scene.

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The Dave era features two gags of Rimmer working a calculator keypad for an extended period of time to get an obvious result, but he’s taking the piss and miming it the first time.

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#RedDwarf #Smegle 30/03/2026 

I was bound to get it eventually.

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#RedDwarf #Smegle 29/03/2026 

Entangled

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Somebody watched Demon Seed (1977) and thought “But what if it was a quirky comedy?”

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I really enjoyed the movie. I bought the book like two months ago with the intent of reading it before I saw the movie and then I forgot.

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The real enemies of democracy are children stealing apples.

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I once kissed a girl under the space shuttle at the National Air and Space Museum, and yet NASA ignores my applications.

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I watched The Ten Commandments last month. Am I allowed to remember him from that? I still want to say I know him from Westworld and I’m not sure I’ve seen that in 15 years.

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I’m Discord friends with the guy who wrote the English script for Skies of Arcadia, a beloved childhood Dreamcast RPG of mine.

I’m like 95% sure he’s not annoyed by me if we’re still chatting on and off 6 years later.

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I once caused Iain Lee to have several on-air breakdowns.

For as long as I’ve been here I’m still not sure I actually know who Iain Lee is.

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I keep having to fix the date when I do these before midnight. I’m confused.

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Paul Alexander must’ve been asleep at the wheel while script editing.

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Series VIII feels like watching one giant first draft.

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I also annoyed Mike Reiss on Twitter a couple years ago but that one I’m OK with.

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#RedDwarf #Smegle 27/03/2026 

Ouroboros, was thinking they were unloading supplies from the other ‘Bug.

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I just feel bad because I don’t think he knew I was joking lol

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I don’t know how I could’ve telegraphed harder that I was making a joke when I said there would be riots in the streets if in the next new episode he didn’t do the one thing that could bring all fans together: give Rimmer the yellow jacket from Out of Time. And that if not riots, I would at least be outside chucking rocks at street lights.

If you read that unambiguously silly post and thought it was genuinely insisting anything that’s on you. I was making fun of the type of fan comment that you’re misrepresenting my post as being one of and I genuinely don’t know how I could’ve been more obvious about that.

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I want to make a fan edit of Duel that removes the occasional internal monologue of the main character. I think every single scene it’s used it in would be more tense without it and you’d still be able to read what he’s thinking from the physical performance. I really do think its inclusion is a side effect of the movie being adapted from a short story and it would never have been there if it had been conceived as a film.

Has anyone besides me even seen it to know what I’m referring to? Do my 200+ Blu-rays make me a bigger movie nerd than the rest of you? Or at least a more financially irresponsible one?

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Series VIII feels like watching one giant first draft.

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And another music one:

I was trying to think of one along these lines but I generally watch sci-fi movies that are like 40 years old.

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I like whatever the fuck Tasha Yar is wearing in the second episode that feels like a TOS outfit.

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#RedDwarf #Smegle 25/03/2026 

Psirens (blind guess), The Inquisitor (blind guess)

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If only we had a thread for those.

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