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  • in reply to: ThunderCats Roar #269120
    Yaron Ru
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    Someone rubbed Wilyklit up the wrong way.

    The thundercats are loose(ly based on the originals in the same way as sewage is loosely based on food).

    in reply to: Life Imitating Red Dwarf #262761
    Yaron Ru
    Participant

    I’ve never eaten a coconut whole.

    in reply to: Cassandra is not shit #262737
    Yaron Ru
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    There was a lot of potential in a lot of VIII that was ruined by stupid stories, slapstick and poor jokes. A lot of it (Pete aside) could have been salvaged if someone had been on hand to say NO to a few things, and rewrite a few others. We had the crew back, we had Norman back, we had the ship back, and the budget wasn’t exactly S1 and S2 poor at this point. IMO Cassandra is the best episode, but if more time, effort and rewriting had gone into BITR and Only The Good, they could have been classics. They had all the parts of a Tripple Fried Egg Chilli Chutney Sandwich and they ended up with vomit.

    in reply to: Let’s Talk About Red Dwarf XII: The Game #262736
    Yaron Ru
    Participant

    Not sure, but you can still grab XI from your past purchase list if you bought it, though.

    Perhaps on Android but not on iOS … It’s gone the way of Infinity Blade and Fortnight :(

    in reply to: Let’s Talk About Red Dwarf XII: The Game #262733
    Yaron Ru
    Participant

    Does anyone know why these games have been completely pulled and whether they will be back?

    in reply to: The style of the forum #261634
    Yaron Ru
    Participant

    Personally I think just three division into general banter and Red Dwarf discussion would be good but I get why you like this style, thanks for the explanations and contributions.

    in reply to: Your Unpopular Red Dwarf Opinions #261461
    Yaron Ru
    Participant

    I don’t think this is so much an unpopular opinion as just an opinion, but I think it’s odd how VIII equates Kryten getting naked with Kryten removing his paint and remaining the same shape/build but flesh coloured.

    in reply to: Your Unpopular Red Dwarf Opinions #261416
    Yaron Ru
    Participant

    Switch me on, switch me off… Like some battery operated sex aid.

    in reply to: Your Unpopular Red Dwarf Opinions #261413
    Yaron Ru
    Participant

    This is the post I meant to quote.
    I can’t seem to edit the post.

    That cancel culture in this thread in full: one person saying the scene was fine, one person discussing the scene without really giving a personal opinion, two people discussing the scene and concluding they’d rather it wasn’t there.

    in reply to: Your Unpopular Red Dwarf Opinions #261411
    Yaron Ru
    Participant

    I was talking about cancel culture in general, not in this thread. Maybe you made an assumption and responded accordingly, or maybe you like throwing abuse at people you disagree with, either way, the joke exists, I thought it was funny, and cancel culture sucks and people why are offended by comedy that means no harm or offense need to get off their high horse thinking that they can destroy people and things for saying things that they claim to take offense to.

    It’s interesting then that if that’s all that was said, insults were warranted. Insults meant to offend the recipient are used by those that claim to be offended by other people’s opinions, there’s absolutely no irony there, is there?

    To be absolutely 100% clear and fair, insults are warranted purely because you’re a proven troll.

    in reply to: Your Unpopular Red Dwarf Opinions #261404
    Yaron Ru
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    It’s interesting then that if that’s all that was said, insults were warranted. Insults meant to offend the recipient are used by those that claim to be offended by other people’s opinions, there’s absolutely no irony there, is there?

    I’ve looked back and I don’t see you speaking any facts, just bemoaning ‘cancel culture’ for possibly threatening to not let you laugh at a sex change joke.

    https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/mobile.reuters.com/article/amp/idUSKCN24M2QV

    in reply to: Your Unpopular Red Dwarf Opinions #261402
    Yaron Ru
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    Science is hatespeech, we need to cancel biology immediately. We can’t have anyone else being upset by facts and insulting the people that speak them.

    Apparently it’s now wrong to enjoy Red Dwarf jokes and Little Britain, and to dislike cancel culture, ha, that’s a better joke than anything from VIII.

    in reply to: Your Unpopular Red Dwarf Opinions #261382
    Yaron Ru
    Participant

    I loved the sex change joke as much now as I would have if they had have done it before cancel culture. In fact I just hate cancel culture and it’s entire political and social platform.

    Thankfully the CC didn’t come for Red Dwarf but this joke did stir them up a bit. I’m not saying go out and day nasty things to people but I think people ruining humour because they decided that claiming to be offended by it makes them powerful is stupid and has ruined so many things needlessly.

    I also thought some of the Taiwan Tony stuff was funny, and the fact that some people got bent out of shape calling him racist was funnier. Racism is evil, cruel and bullying. Taiwan Tony was none of that. The line that says he’s a bit Chinesey was the equivalent of hearing an Asian say that an American is a bit Englishy.

    in reply to: The style of the forum #261173
    Yaron Ru
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    Loving Angels And Demons instead?

    in reply to: Red Dwarf VIII is flawed #260842
    Yaron Ru
    Participant

    You can ignore Dennis The Donut Boy and that’s final.

    in reply to: Red Dwarf VIII is flawed #260824
    Yaron Ru
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    Every so often I try and watch through VIII (the only series I don’t like) and hope to find myself enjoying it this time, only to end up bitterly disappointed.

    I think that if the pieces were spliced just right, there’s a decent “Feature length special” in there, as there are decent stories and jokes, it just requires a lot of cutting. Hopefully one day I’ll produce a cut that works well and can act as a decent unofficial bridge between VII and BTE for fans that would prefer to make it part of their “headcanon”.

    in reply to: THE NEW RED DWARF FORUM #260204
    Yaron Ru
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    If you think that’s bad, you should see how much they slag us all off in there.

    Yaron Ru
    Participant

    Except in Me2.

    Yaron Ru
    Participant

    Thanks For The Mammory:

    After watching Total Recall, Lister decides to give Kochanski an extra breast for her birthday. She is unhappy and they decide to cut it off with a holo-laser and bury it in space along with the black box and erase their memories of the entire event. Also, aliens compete their jigsaw as part of a greeting.

    in reply to: In Defense of Timewave #224393
    Yaron Ru
    Participant

    “Naked” Kryten is just flesh coloured Kryten. That means that his whole attire is just a layer of metallic silver/grey paint. That’s just ridiculous. They could have at least removed some of his “casing”.

    in reply to: Blu-ray steelbook series XI #218326
    Yaron Ru
    Participant

    Where did you order from?

    in reply to: give and take #216971
    Yaron Ru
    Participant

    What does smeg mean?

    in reply to: Should they have continued Red Dwarf after Series VI? #216970
    Yaron Ru
    Participant

    McDonald’s should have called it quits after selling their millionth hamburger.

    John should have quit making burgers after he earnt his second star.

    Making Dwarf is Doug’s (and the cast, crew etc) job, his livelihood and a damn fine hobby all in one. Why should he call it quits and do something else less successful, less fun and that earns less just because some people on the Internet who are under no obligation to watch it say so? Should Maroon 5 have calls if quits after their second album? Perhaps they could have gone and got shitty jobs rather than taking in another few million quid performing music, and that would have opened a space for another crappy band to take their place that you’re also not obliged to listen to so I don’t see how it makes any odds to anyone if people who make money creatively continue to make money creatively.

    in reply to: Doug doing a Reddit AMA? #214112
    Yaron Ru
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    I hope he ignores all the ONLY THE GOOD-ending questions and tells us whether or not he likes dogs.

    in reply to: Brex Dwarf #214081
    Yaron Ru
    Participant

    Remember how shit life was in the 1970s, before we joined the EU?

    in reply to: Brex Dwarf #214077
    Yaron Ru
    Participant

    YES! Now we need to invent humongous cameras that explode when you explain the resolution of paradoxes, the negadrive and illnesses that cause you to win the lottery and we will be IN the Red Dwarf universe! Golly gosh, I feel just like I’ve fallen into a timeslide!

    in reply to: Nostalgia : TV theme tunes from your early childhood #213639
    Yaron Ru
    Participant

    This is a bit of an obvius one but a good one all the same

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uA8yIXcY8HI

    in reply to: The 5 Best Red Dwarf Scenes #213631
    Yaron Ru
    Participant

    yeah that was genius

    in reply to: Nostalgia : TV theme tunes from your early childhood #213630
    Yaron Ru
    Participant

    LOL … Organ video was gr8

    in reply to: Nostalgia : TV theme tunes from your early childhood #213622
    Yaron Ru
    Participant

    in reply to: The 5 Best Red Dwarf Scenes #213616
    Yaron Ru
    Participant

    The face that this scene didn’t make it to the top of the list is just CRIMINAL!

    in reply to: The 5 Best Red Dwarf Scenes #213587
    Yaron Ru
    Participant

    how did they do that period scene so that it was so funny for the live audience? wouldnt they be able to see the banner from the start or did they do it on a vt?

    in reply to: Hello #213550
    Yaron Ru
    Participant

    Someone who loves Han Solo?

    in reply to: I Complained To The BBC Tonight #213543
    Yaron Ru
    Participant

    I’m touching my genitalia.

    in reply to: PLOTS FOR SERIES 11 #213354
    Yaron Ru
    Participant

    Lister shouts “SMEG!” after stepping in some discarded chewing gum.

    Yaron Ru
    Participant

    The laser that nearly hit Rimmer is due a reappearance at some point. Classic.

    in reply to: PLOTS FOR SERIES 11 #213327
    Yaron Ru
    Participant

    Lister takes that library book back and receives his fine.

    Yaron Ru
    Participant

    The curry Lister was eating in Waiting for God.

    Cat’s shiny thing.

    The flakes Lister pulled out of the cigarette.

    The cake that was supposed to be roast beef.

    Chicken marengo.

    The shaving foam from Lister’s armpit.

    A piece of the exploded “Confidence” recovered from deep space.

    Rimmer’s old toenail clippings that Lister mentioned in Me2.

    The wig that makes Rimmer look like a complete and total tit.

    in reply to: Craig's last Corrie appearance #213325
    Yaron Ru
    Participant

    I watched this on BBCi Catchup on the way home and it gave me an erection on the bus.

    in reply to: Has your groinal attachment ever tried to suck you? #213324
    Yaron Ru
    Participant

    I just headbutted a wall and it was funnier than Series 8.

    in reply to: Doctor Who from the beginning #211636
    Yaron Ru
    Participant

    Episodes that don’t exist – what do you mean by that? Some episodes are unavailable online/on Dvd?

    in reply to: CITV's 'Old Skool Weekend' #208296
    Yaron Ru
    Participant

    Knightmare! Goodness me, I loved that show. YouTube time!

    in reply to: PLOTS FOR SERIES 11 #208295
    Yaron Ru
    Participant

    I think that that guy that Craig Charles plays will be in it.

    He might eat curry. Or mention it.

    in reply to: Sebby P #208293
    Yaron Ru
    Participant

    My eyes are bleed. What the serious fucking … No words. No words.

    in reply to: AMERICAN CHOCOLATE IS SHIT #208292
    Yaron Ru
    Participant

    The good ones are few and far between, but the burger joints are good. I don’t like American candy at all but they know food like my cock knows my hand.

    in reply to: Animal Crossing: New Leaf #208291
    Yaron Ru
    Participant

    I don’t have a 3DS but I’m determined to bankrupt Tom Nook on the previous one, loanshark scummy fuck. This is what too much ganja and a lunchbreak with a DSXL does to you…

    in reply to: And now a game everybody at G&T can enjoy… #208290
    Yaron Ru
    Participant

    Goodness me, we need a mobile version coded and released YESTERDAY!

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