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best wank ever…….

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wonder what labour’s brexit policy is of right this moment of erm now…….

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Rob is coming back though hence this new format for the special. Resetting the universe so to speak since 1993.

I own a Tardis you see but it’s ok I am also a hermaphrodite now.

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Doug is working with Rob again is the reason for the delay.

*But don’t quote me on that.

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fangs for the memories.

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“Thing is, you do see pictures of the cast together. Getting a curry for instance.”

….in 1963?

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“Ah shit. Danny’s talking to journalists again.”

Send the bin men around.

*Allegedly

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Couldn’t give a……monkeys.

:D

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Yes because when I need to know the lyrics I always come and ask on G&T first. What the Dalek said is not included. Perhaps the inaudible aspect is the joke hence ‘uwot’ etc

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“Note the previous reply:

<,blockquote>there’s the (Dalek) “UWOT?” (shout) “UWOT?!”

Sorry if that was too difficult to process.”

The Dalek doesn’t say that I’m sure. Says something like ‘you twat’ or something maybe it was a joke in that the Daleks voice disguises the rude word some what.

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Before the UWOT part what does the Dalek say?!!

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“The most important thing was to spit on her wrist!”

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“Rob asking “Do I have permission to… poo myself, sirs.” Every time I see it I piss myself.”

For a moment there I thought you meant Rob Grant……. :o

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I thought your headline suggested he was being interviewed by a train.

Either way. All aboard the hype train!

Chooo Choooo!

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ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ

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soz johnny boy

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“More like RamesesNiblickTheTurd status”

I nominate bludteller for unoriginal gag status.

“I swear, sometimes I wish I’d never launched this forum.”

I could not give a fucking fuck what Twilight Sparkle thinks!

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“Yeah, no.”

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I was clearly talking to myself

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Rimmer

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Fuck sake. Did you watch the video. The funny thing is how the guy reacts to what she says. The phrases he uses. Well I thought it was funny either way.

I bet you still get offended by Lister’s ‘slag’ comment. Still after all these years of not getting the joke.

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I nominate Hamish for triggered status.

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just a smidge

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He took a fence and sat on it. Just like Jeremy.

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If the Maybot wasn’t crashing today this would be on all the front pages.

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Bigger Starbug set obviously. Holly returns. Rob as well if you’ve got ’em.

BBC return so I have an excuse to pay the telly tax again…..nah fuck it I’d download. Mwah.

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Get your hormone levels check including testosterone, thyroid, cortisol if your struggling to lose weight. You may have an underactive thyroid or low testosterone.

If not try and give up caffeine. I did and discovered it raised my cortisol levels making me feel hungry and feeling the need to binge. Do it very gradually though. The withdrawal symptoms showcase how caffeine fucks with your system.

I noticed at DJ last year there was a group picture and literally everyone was fat. Now as we head into our 40’s I’d be inclined to do something about that because other wise G&T may not exist in a few years……..

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Edit out John Wayne whilst your at it as well.

#Woke.

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I liked it, not top tier but it wasn’t bad. It was refreshing how at times how non PC it was. No wonder the Beeb didn’t want it.

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It’s bollocks if your a Tory I suppose.

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Johnathan Pie nails it once more.

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https://www.change.org/p/mps-to-call-by-elections-if-they-leave-their-party-end-votetheft

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After Eight anyone?

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the delay is due to finalizing things with rob and a new deal with netflix.

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Never trust a Hoare with an avatar of Twilight Sparkle from My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic. Unless he is 12 and a girl?

:D

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Malcolm Tucker grew some tits and a wee vag.

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Thanks for the links Dollar Pound.

“If The BBC made Red Dwarf and that’s enough to justify its existence to me.”

Fixed it for you ;)

“Doctor Who would be better served by Netflix nowadays.”

So true.

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Berlin, you never fail to take my breath away.

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CNN, ABC, CBS et all are bias the other way so……

BBC America not available? If not watch BBC via a proxy.

I’m not trying to get rid of the BBC I just don’t see it’s model suitable in these times and times to come.

Oh and Mark Gatiss is a cunt. That coming from a fan of The League of Gentlemen.

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It’s funny really that if the BBC did it’s job as an impartial broadcaster for instance showcasing the true devastation of the Tory cuts then Labour could well have prevented the Tories winning in 2015. But hey ho.

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I think it would fair fine under a subscription model like Netflix. You can’t justify it’s current purpose. It’s just a government propaganda machine now.

But I’d like to hear why we should stick with a license fee model and for how long?

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What a shit show. Literally.

OP should have added the poo icon to the title like Jawscvmcdia.

Rest the series and give us some movies.

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that accidentally leak, what a shit show as is the release date of July 17, 2018.

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does anyone remember the shocking senna and freddie mercury joke used to be told at school in the 90s? i’m a fan of both especially freddie so i won’t repeat it here.

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Craig’s accent is really hard to understand at times in the early series. Then he left Liverpool and sold out like the Beatles and I could understand him better.

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Timewave possibly has the worst joke in the series history and also one of the biggest let downs of not fulfilling its potential going for it I suppose

The jail cell scene is better than most of series 8 for me though

I’d just put all of series 8 in a pile at the end of the recent list if i did it

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anyone want to try this with a skutter? there will be a bag of chips in it for ya!

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yeh murphy has been in storage for years or something? wonder if he will have windows 10? probably forced the upgrade either way….

serve the public trust
protect the innocent
uphold the updates

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Ooooh Mr Gibson your a certain thing…..

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on a serious note i re-watched robocop a few years ago and it is rather quite moving in terms of murphys story. this compared to when i was younger and use to love all the gore and violence quoting the shit out of it

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