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  • in reply to: Idea for an episode. #262622
    Ridley
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    CAPPSANDRA

    Cappsy forms a gestalt entity with Clippy when it looks like you’re trying to avoid the future.

    in reply to: Idea for an episode. #262577
    Ridley
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    MOLLYWORF

    The crew encounter an incredibly happy Klingon with a drug habit.

    The Gary Glitter of Deep Space Nine?

    in reply to: Idea for an episode. #262549
    Ridley
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    DAVE & THICKIE: MONEY, CASH & TENSION SHEET

    Lister and Holden host a celebration of Lifestyles of the Disgustingly Rich and Famous across infinite realities.

    in reply to: This Time with Alan Partridge #262272
    Ridley
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    “If they dangle, finger them.”

    in reply to: This Time with Alan Partridge #262244
    Ridley
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    From the Oasthouse is good and I like it.

    Excellent theme tune an’ all.

    in reply to: people who “react” to RD on Youtube #261965
    Ridley
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    It takes time for people to look at things more objectively and placings to settle down.

    Time lapse reaction video or it didn’t happen.

    in reply to: people who “react” to RD on Youtube #261956
    Ridley
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    And he got unpopular with Poles.

    I was disappointed that Series VIII sidelined Cat and Kochanski what with with having started with Red Dwarf VII but my younger self enjoyed it.

    in reply to: people who “react” to RD on Youtube #261927
    Ridley
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    Ridley
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    I realise that Solomon and Matheson weren’t responsible for all those newspaper headlines in the end credits, but they worked for me for 29 years.

    Listened to the writers’ commentary for Excellent Adventure today and there’s a chunk of their own writing that they don’t like either among other stuff.

    Never noticed the Freud sausage wilt.

    Nice to hear Matheson and Solomon hoping to rectify the lack of female roles for the third one.

    in reply to: Last Human/Backwards Audiobooks #261829
    Ridley
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    I’m going to bet it’s all about the cashola.

    …It’s all about the moneyola.

    in reply to: Bootleg Merch #261783
    Ridley
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    Someone did the same with Paddon’s Rimmer salute design ages ago. Fortunately the worst offenders usually can’t be bothered adapting them to another medium either so they’re pretty easy to spot.

    in reply to: Bootleg Merch #261768
    Ridley
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    I’ve got a CD with lots of ‘Tounge [sic] Tied’ mixes on it. One of them says it’s a Dalek mix or something. Not great.

    Is it better than the Tabby Ranks mix and does it have the “What did you say?”

    Every so often someone will do a T-Shirt design that I like but I’ve never got around to getting one Dwarf related.

    This is tempting

    Someone do Mr. Flibble is very cloche.

    Ridley
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    [The Small Boy From The McCain’s Oven Chip Ad Who Says “Most excellent” in a Posh Voice, When Obviously It’s Only a Cool Thing To Say If You’re American and in the Bill & Ted Films]
    Most excellent.
    [/The Small Boy From The McCain’s Oven Chip Ad Who Says “Most excellent” in a Posh Voice, When Obviously It’s Only a Cool Thing To Say If You’re American and in the Bill & Ted Films]

    in reply to: Unanswered Questions #261644
    Ridley
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    Looking interesting is the best ALF’s got.

    in reply to: Jokes you don't/didn't get #261642
    Ridley
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    I have this theory that “the fictional serial Robbie Rocketpants” is very specifically a reference to Commando Cody, a cheesy early 50s sci-fi serial starring a jetpack-clad hero who flies around saving the day. Considering Red Dwarf has an affinity for classic Hollywood, and has parodied B sci-fi before, I wouldn’t be surprised.

    I have no basis for this beyond the vague superficial similarity, but it’s definitely at least a reference to the KIND of cheesy sci-fi serial that Commando Cody is.

    IWCD references King of the Rocket Men so it’s entirely possible.

    in reply to: Unanswered Questions #261626
    Ridley
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    Maybe it sort of… bounced up there from a freshly buried spot. Presumably the area has the hint of his scent.

    Plus Cat’s poop is probably a layered mousse in a glass with dessert fork and wafer shape or something.

    in reply to: Interchangeable Episode Titles #261585
    Ridley
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    in reply to: Chris Barrie has updated his website #261542
    Ridley
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    Came across to me like he didn’t want to use the words ‘special’ or ‘series’ because maybe he doesn’t know which it’ll be. Maybe a novelty condom? Then again, who would buy a condom called ‘the small rogue one’? At least he didn’t say content, eh! But yes, a positive sign!

    That’ll happen when you don’t buy the condom. You gotta think ahead!

    in reply to: Unanswered Questions #261477
    Ridley
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    “Even it out. Take out the flakey bits.”

    in reply to: Your Unpopular Red Dwarf Opinions #261457
    Ridley
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    Finding out the guy who did the music for TPL (Paul Farrer) is a racist and transphobe though was enough to make me not want to watch it ever again in my life though so there’s that

    Oh, is this why G&T tweeted about needing Goodall back a while ago?

    in reply to: Worst episodes of series 3-5? #261278
    Ridley
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    Series 5 – Can’t choose one; it’d be like choosing a favourite child.

    in reply to: Idea for an episode. #261270
    Ridley
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    A DUKE AMONG MANCHESTER

    Cate is very upset.

    in reply to: Idea for an episode. #261268
    Ridley
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    APPEARANCE AMONG FORUM

    Ian caves and joins in.

    in reply to: The Curse of Mr. Bean (thoughts) #261198
    Ridley
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    He probably steals the other car.

    Watched the boxset recently cause of this thread and I’d say he’s more often a sociopath than childlike.

    in reply to: The style of the forum #261166
    Ridley
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    Cappsy has stochastic capabilities.

    in reply to: The style of the forum #261158
    Ridley
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    Theme music was better though

    I hope this is where the defund-the-BBC, political-correctness-gone-mad posts go.

    in reply to: The style of the forum #261153
    Ridley
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    We all want a proper forum, we’ve just been talking about it behind Cappsy’s back.

    Well, we would if we had a proper forum.

    in reply to: The Best Bits of VIII #261128
    Ridley
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    The drama was undermined by the goofs of the “Only the good die young!” groin kick (which I did kind of enjoy, not gonna lie) and “The Smeg It Is”, which means it pales in comparison to Out of Time, but still.

    The drama of the moment is supposed to be undermined to be fair.

    in reply to: THE NEW RED DWARF FORUM #260216
    Ridley
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    Think they’ve realised that the TOS forum link includes a link to theirs along with the explanation of why the official one was closed yet?

    in reply to: Red Dwarf VIII is flawed #260105
    Ridley
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    And as usual it is left to G&T to point out the VIII-tal floor in your logic.

    in reply to: RIP Michael Angelis #258858
    Ridley
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    I’ve just read this and my brain/Googling has gone from “Aw Tim Whitnall has died” to “No, wait, the post-Ringo Thomas & Friends voice has died, aw” to “Wait, Tim Whitnall has done Thomas & Friends (and hasn’t died)?” so that was quite the mental ride.

    in reply to: Idea for an episode. #258612
    Ridley
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    POPE TED

    Int. The Vatican
    Mrs Doyle enters carrying a tray.

    MRS DOYLE
    Would you like some T, Your Holiness?

    TED
    [Rants for two hours, forty minutes about trans rights activists including interval]

    MRS DOYLE
    Alright so.

    in reply to: A prediction about The Promised Land #258584
    Ridley
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    I’ll give it to you straight, like a pear cider that’s made from one hundred percent pears: I don’t own those sentences.

    in reply to: A prediction about The Promised Land #258542
    Ridley
    Participant

    Oh, in 1976 I did a drawing of a robot and then Star Wars came out. … Who has an umbrella, mate? No-one. Sherlock Holmes has come.

    in reply to: Question for those who saw an episode (or more) filmed #258521
    Ridley
    Participant

    Vitalite exists.

    in reply to: Your Unpopular Red Dwarf Opinions #258518
    Ridley
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    They’re gone until the next sock anyway.

    At least it’s reassuring that that one person that shows up to elect themselves G&T’s unpleasant member tends to actually be the same individual each go around.

    in reply to: GNP on Companies House. #258510
    Ridley
    Participant

    Yeah, I think this pretty much means that Grant Naylor Productions is not responsible for the production of Red Dwarf any more. I presume they won’t get a credit in The Promised Land, and I don’t see a mention of them in the initial press releases (it’s all BabyCow). I wonder if the “About” page on Red Dwarf.co.uk needs an update too. #confused.

    Well GNP were on there.

    in reply to: Kryten Costume on eBay #258496
    Ridley
    Participant

    Red Drawf Kryton.

    in reply to: hypothetically making the worst possible ep of RD #258495
    Ridley
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    Dunno, for me, worst possible episode would have to be some Skydivers-level poor acting, dialogue etc. and Taiwan Tony calling me out personally by name to stop taking racism so seriously in a rant that goes on for the full length of the show that mocks me for ever being emotionally invested in Red Dwarf.

    Thanks, Timewave.

    in reply to: Star Trek: Picard #258363
    Ridley
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    If you want a Season 2, don’t give Picard an illness. Not fucking complicated.

    Or make him immortal as the cost of cheating death.

    in reply to: Radio times: Best Series Poll #258349
    Ridley
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    The correct answer is V, guys.

    in reply to: The Promised Land – Score by Paul Farrer #258331
    Ridley
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    in reply to: Star Trek: Picard #258309
    Ridley
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    […] it’s just a story about Picard trying to stop synths killing everyone and justifying the ban they’ve been placed under.

    Tad genocidey.

    in reply to: Red Dwarf RPG – Potentially lost books? #258302
    Ridley
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    I’d certainly listen to and potentially watch a G&T session.

    in reply to: Star Trek: Picard #258301
    Ridley
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    THE TREK TO SPACE

    Seven: This is for Hugh.

    Brydon: Oh. Wow. Gosh. I-I-I–

    in reply to: Star Trek: Picard #258295
    Ridley
    Participant

    And then like that the ban on synths is lifted to no fanfare.

    It’s not like Picard now being one could be conductive to drama or anything.

    I don’t have much invested in this franchise so meh. I did like the Data stuff but an episode or so ago I realised I’d rather the show mostly revolved around Rios and a crew of himself for story around a ban on artificial people.

    in reply to: new Doctor Who scene ahead of Day of the Doctor rewatch #258247
    Ridley
    Participant

    >Fintleborxtug

    Poor Ellard.

    in reply to: Star Trek: Picard #258184
    Ridley
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    in reply to: Your Unpopular Red Dwarf Opinions #258098
    Ridley
    Participant

    Digital youthing on a Red Dwarf budget would be DJJ running around wearing a cardboard cutout of his face circa The End.

    They should do that though.

    in reply to: Episode/s with the worst audience? #258065
    Ridley
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    It was more meant as an excuse for us not having any detailed analysis like we do for other things.

    That’s the way I (Philip J.) read it, for what that’s worth.

    Not that I do much of it anyway but it can be a little off-putting speculating about something half the room seems to already know about. Complaining that some people got to see episodes first as part of a free random lottery invitation, however, is silly, insecure fan entitlement.

    in reply to: Doctor Who – Series 12 #258027
    Ridley
    Participant

    Time can be rewritten.

    in reply to: Idea for an episode. #257992
    Ridley
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    STELLA RESCUE

    Lister apps the tap leading to an intervention from Alcoholics Anonymous.

    They’re a drunk hacktivist collective.

    in reply to: Star Trek: Picard #257985
    Ridley
    Participant

    “First, take this.”
    *noms*
    “It’s a suppository.”

    in reply to: Doctor Who – Series 12 #257954
    Ridley
    Participant

    I liked the regenerating Cyberman (wish it had changed appearance though) and the Master.

    I can lol no the Doctor being the Chosen One while awaiting the undo but it is another example of, I presume, Chibnall’s dodgy politics. Had taken the Time Lord Cybermen to be reanimated corpses inside so thought it was good way to avoid the death particle being a mass killing by the Doctor if she was just oblierating dead tissue then the show made a point of saying they were people. So… oh.

    Murdering Cybermen also cures dyspraxia.

    in reply to: Doctor Who – Series 12 #257913
    Ridley
    Participant

    Mamma mia.

    in reply to: Doctor Who – Series 12 #257912
    Ridley
    Participant

    – The episode is called “The Timeless Children”, so who were the other ones then?

    The regenerating Cybermen as a borne from the Doctor/Master is the way I took it.

    in reply to: Lost Dwarf #257817
    Ridley
    Participant

    That’s not the end of The Beginning. The end of The Beginning goes like this:

    #Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan, Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan It’s cold outside…

    And I’m credit on a starscape scrolling top from bottom.

    in reply to: Episode/s with the worst audience? #257631
    Ridley
    Participant

    “I can’t believe any of my guests could be an audible murmurer.”
    “That’s easy for you to say.”

    in reply to: M-Corp on Wikipedia #257621
    Ridley
    Participant

    How will we know if the other episodes are notable enough if you don’t make the pages?

    in reply to: M-Corp on Wikipedia #257616
    Ridley
    Participant

    Polyamorph sure likes glass.

    in reply to: M-Corp on Wikipedia #257604
    Ridley
    Participant

    (Aside: you don’t seem to be being karmically punished for your attempt to do a good deed, you seem to be being karmically rewarded for your attempt to do a bad deed.)

    in reply to: M-Corp on Wikipedia #257574
    Ridley
    Participant

    https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Timewave_(Red_Dwarf)&redirect=no

    You just click the “redirected from” link at the top of the page.

    Or https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:WhatLinksHere/List_of_Red_Dwarf_episodes if you want to go the long way around.

    in reply to: real world cultural references in the series #257554
    Ridley
    Participant

    Post #257503 had its moments, I thought.

    in reply to: Star Trek: Picard #257442
    Ridley
    Participant

    I thought the swearing usefully illustrated the outrage to Picard’s request tee bee haytch.

    in reply to: Star Trek: Picard #257270
    Ridley
    Participant

    TNG Star Trek logo

    Or do I mean TOS logo?

    in reply to: Star Trek: Picard #257265
    Ridley
    Participant

    I don’t know if Picard is deliberately referencing Attack of the Clones or if they just ended up in the same place from the same idea.

    Considering the amount of crossover talent, I’d be surprised if it was a coincidence.

    Someone write an essay about the ads using the TNG Star Trek logo but the episode using Discovery’s.

    in reply to: good or near-perfect line readings? #257220
    Ridley
    Participant

    Baton twirling practice.

    in reply to: Doctor Who – Series 12 #256928
    Ridley
    Participant

    Not quite up there with anything Moffat might have written but not far from it story wise.

    Chibnall can only ever match Davies or Moffat by copying them (eye em oh).

    in reply to: Idea for an episode. #256905
    Ridley
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    SPACE MINING GOES WRONG

    Rimmer walks in on the last five minutes of an operation and is all “I pretend to pay my JMC licence fee for this?! I only came in to see the Cat.”

    in reply to: Doctor Who – Series 12 #256895
    Ridley
    Participant

    Whey Sacha Dhawan from CITV’s Out of Sight whey. Glad he’s not a one and done character either.

    Don’t see myself not struggling through this Chibnall series as with the last one though. And my inability to quite articulate why is so useful for an Internet forum.

    in reply to: Reading a comic hero called Faith and she likes Red Dwarf #256831
    Ridley
    Participant
    in reply to: Red Dwarf is now on BritBox in the US #256829
    Ridley
    Participant

    Doctor Who is now on BritBox in the UK.

    I do appreciate that in the approach to Christmas, BritBox added a few festive episodes for series which it otherwise doesn’t host at the moment:
    Steptoe
    Are You Being Served?
    Some Mothers Do Ave’Em
    Rising Damp

    #BritBoxingDay

    in reply to: good or near-perfect line readings? #256772
    Ridley
    Participant

    Not really, I need it to turn the lights on and off.

    in reply to: The Mandalorian #256470
    Ridley
    Participant

    It’s not a group I’ve ever seen.

    What, children?

    Ridley
    Participant

    Easter Special 2020 in BritBox’s case.

    in reply to: Has your groinal attachment ever tried to suck you? #256169
    Ridley
    Participant

    I guess most people got bored of RHLSTP at some point.

    I haven’t but I take breaks from it. Surprised the emergency question didn’t make it onto here until I posted it though.

    I object that Holly has a neck hole that can be engaged with. I posit that somewhere in the bowels of Red Dwarf there’s just a screen with an arse doing a damn fine moon impression on it.

    in reply to: Has your groinal attachment ever tried to suck you? #256151
    Ridley
    Participant

    Surprising lack of engagement with that emergency question around these parts.

    in reply to: Red Dwarf theme reggae cover #255945
    Ridley
    Participant

    Mr Rat in mi Kitchen

    in reply to: Red Dwarf is now on BritBox in the US #255944
    Ridley
    Participant

    Be less BritBox, be more BritMosque.

    At least the Christmas specials recommend their respective main shows for similar programmes now. Before they were all prioritising the Only Way is Essexmaseseses.

    in reply to: Red Dwarf is now on BritBox in the US #255899
    Ridley
    Participant

    BritBox today has added about 66 Christmas Specials along with other shows like Britain ‘s Biggest Mosque.

    Can I claim credit?

    in reply to: Aspect Ratios #255896
    Ridley
    Participant

    You sound like Paul Robeson on YouTube.

    in reply to: Red Dwarf is now on BritBox in the US #255837
    Ridley
    Participant

    • Tales from the Coast with Robson Green

    in reply to: Red Dwarf is now on BritBox in the US #255827
    Ridley
    Participant

    Martin Clunes (Hey!) Martin Clunes
    Martin Clunes (Hey!) The Islands
    etc.

    in reply to: Zany IMDb "trivia" #255823
    Ridley
    Participant

    Not two <b> then.

    in reply to: Zany IMDb "trivia" #255822
    Ridley
    Participant

    <b>Out of Time</b>

    The episode ends with the words To Be Continued, suggesting that the seventh series’ time travel premiere was originally about the crew helping Shakespeare finish Hamlet.

    in reply to: Red Dwarf is now on BritBox in the US #255821
    Ridley
    Participant

    Additions:

    • The Savoy
    • The Railways That Built Britain
    • The Trials of Jimmy Rose
    • Wired
    • The Dog Rescuers with Alan Davies series 6 (episodes 1 – 2)
    • Saved
    • Rescue: River Deep, Mountain High
    • Martin Clunes: Islands of Britain
    • The Life and Crimes of William Palmer
    • The Blackheath Poisonings
    • Monte Carlo or Bust (episodes 2 – 3)
    • Sanditon

    They seem to be getting drip-fed in by the day. This is my life now.

    No rescue dogs at Christmas for you, they’re for episodes one and two of a nine episode sixth series.

    in reply to: Red Dwarf is now on BritBox in the US #255741
    Ridley
    Participant

    Hell, it’s not even to say they’ve launched (https://twitter.com/britbox_uk), they’re “streaming soon”!

    in reply to: Red Dwarf is now on BritBox in the US #255740
    Ridley
    Participant

    Doctor Who’s not on there until Boxing Day and that’s all the available episodes up through 1989.

    My *(no Christmas Specials) was supposed in jest. There are holes in several shows on The List though.

    Seems like a soft launch anyway since @Britbox_UK has tweeted only once, on launch day, to say they have launched.

    You’da thunk they’d time the 30 day free trial to run out closer to the Who launch. I don’t care about soaps but it’s odd that EastEnders or Coronation Street aren’t represented.

    in reply to: Red Dwarf is now on BritBox in the US #255734
    Ridley
    Participant

    Yes, it was after compiling all that that I realised there is nothing there actually for children at all. There might be for the kids who are patient enough with 20th century Doctor Who. *(no Christmas Specials)

    in reply to: Red Dwarf is now on BritBox in the US #255718
    Ridley
    Participant

    *As my own searches couldn’t find an actual list of the UK content, I’ve done one.

    Le sigh.

    in reply to: Red Dwarf is now on BritBox in the US #255717
    Ridley
    Participant

    Hopefully this’ll be of use to someone. As my own searches couldn’t find an actual list of the UK content I’ve done. Other than my my moving an Only Way is Essex to be the with the rest, it’s mostly in the A-Z order of the site which orders by URL for some reason.

    Films are in collections so I just posted them in the order that they were displayed in and removing duplicates.

    Basically the BBC hates Christmas, Channel 5 hates peole havng access to full series and ITV loves Hermione Norris:

    • 300 Years of French and Saunders
    • “A Bit of Fry & Laurie” series 1 – 4
    • A Confession
    • A Mother’s Son
    • A Touch of Frost series 1 – 15
    • Absolutely Fabulous series 1 – 5 & 20th Anniversary Specials *(does not include mid-series specials “Gay”, “The Last Shout”, “White Box”)
    • Absolutely Fabulous The Collection – “Patsy”, “Saffy” and “Mother” clip shows
    • Agatha Christie’s Marple series 1 – 6
    • Agatha Christie’s Poirot series 1 – 13
    • Age Before Beauty
    • Appropriate Adult
    • Arthur & George
    • Ashes to Ashes series 1 – 3
    • At Home with the Braithwaites series 1 – 4
    • Attenborough: 60 Years in the Wild
    • Attenborough at 90
    • Attenborough in Paradise
    • Attenborough and the Giant Dinosaur
    • Attenborough and the Giant Egg
    • Attenborough and the Sea Dragon
    • Attenborough’s Birds of Paradise
    • Bad Move series 1 – 2
    • Bancroft series 1
    • Band of Gold series 1 – 3
    • Beecham House series 1
    • Ben Fogle: New Lives in the Wild series 5 – 6
    • Ben Fogle: Return to the Wild
    • Benidorm series 1 – 10 *(2010 Christmas Special is episode one of series 4)
    • Benidorm Summer Special
    • Benidorm: 10 Years on Holiday
    • Billy Connolly: Journey to the Edge of the World
    • Birds of a Feather (ITV) series 3
    • Black Work
    • Blackadder series 1 – 4 *(No Blackadder’s Christmas Carol)
    • Bleak House
    • Bottom series 1 – 3
    • Bouquet of Barbed Wire series 1, episode 3
    • Boy Meets Girl
    • Boys from the Blackstuff
    • Brazil with Michael Palin
    • Brideshead Revisited
    • Brief Encounters
    • Britain’s Bloodiest Dynasty
    • Britain’s Bloodiest Crown
    • Britain’s Great Cathedrals with Tony Robinson
    • British Airways: 100 Years in the Sky
    • Broadchurch series 1 – 3
    • Broadmoor
    • Broken
    • Brunel: The Man Who Built Britain
    • Building Britain’s Canals
    • Butterfly
    • Celebrity 5 Go Caravanning
    • Cheat
    • Chris Tarrant’s Extreme Railway Journeys series 4, episodes 3 and 4
    • Churchill’s Secret
    • Cilla
    • Cleaning Up
    • Clocking Off series 1 – 4
    • Cocaine: Britiain’s Epidemic episodes 2 and 3
    • Cockroaches
    • Code of a Killer
    • Cold Feet series 1 – 8 plus pilot
    • Colditz
    • Comedy Central at the Comedy Store series 4, episodes 1 – 5; 7; 12
    • Concorde
    • Cracker series 1 – 3 *(does not include specials “White Ghost” and “Nine Eleven”)
    • Cranford *(no Return to Cranford)
    • Cutting It series 1 – 4
    • DCI Banks series 1 – 4 plus “Aftermath”
    • Dalziel & Pascoe series 1 – 12
    • Dark Angel
    • David Beckham: Into the Unknown
    • Deep Water
    • Digging Up Britain’s Past
    • dinnerladies series 1 – 2
    • Doc Martin series 1 – 8 *(does not include “On the Edge”)
    • Doctor Thorne
    • Doctor Zhivago
    • Downton Abbey series 1 – 6
    • Drunk History series 1 – 3
    • Drunk History Christmas Special
    • Emma
    • Endeavour series 1 – 6 plus pilot
    • Extras *(does not include Christmas Special)
    • Famalam series 1
    • Father Brown series 1 – 6
    • Fawlty Towers series 1 – 2
    • Fearless
    • French and Saunders series 1 – 6 *(does not include Christmas Specials / ’98 – ’03 Specials)
    • French and Saunders Spring Special 1999 (“Witless Silence”)
    • Full Circle with Michael Palin / Michael Palin: Full Circle
    • GPs: Behind Closed Doors series 3 (episodes 1 – 4; 6 –13; 16 – 28; 30 – 51) and series 6 (episodes 1 – 40)
    • Gavin & Stacey *(does not include 2008 Christmas Special)
    • Ghostboat
    • Gino’s Italian Escape series 1 – 6
    • Girlfriends
    • Goodness Gracious Me series 1 – 3 *(does not include ’98 Christmas, Back Where They Came From, Reunion and India Specials)
    • Goodnight Mr Tom
    • Gordon, Gino & Fred’s Road Trip
    • Grantchester series 1 – 4
    • Great British Royal Ships
    • Great Expectations (1999)
    • Great Expectations (2011)
    • Him
    • Happy Valley series 1 – 2
    • Harry Enfield Presents
    • Harry Enfield & Chums series 1 – 2 *(No Yule Log Chums or any Harry Enfield’s Television Programme content if you’re going by Wikipedia)
    • Hatton Garden
    • Have I Got News For You series 51 – 52
    • Hetty Wainthrope Investigates series 1 – 4
    • Him & Her series 1 – 4
    • Himalaya with Michael Palin
    • Hold the Sunset series 1
    • Home Fires series 1 – 2
    • House of Cards (UK) *(To Play the King or The Final Cut aren’t on BritBox)
    • How the Victorians Built Britain
    • Human Universe
    • Hustle series 1 – 8
    • Ibiza Weekender series 1 – 5
    • Idris Elba: King of Speed
    • In Plain Sight
    • Innocent
    • Inside King’s Cross: The Railway
    • Inside No. 9 series 1 – 4 *(No Halloween Special)
    • Inside Windsor Castle episodes 1, 3 – 4
    • Inside the Tower of London episode 1 only
    • Inspector Morse series 1 – 7
    • Inspector Morse: The Remorseful Day
    • Inspector Morse: Death is Now My Neighbour
    • Inspector Morse: The Way Through the Woods
    • Inspector Morse: The Wench is Dead
    • Inspector Morse: The Daughters of Cain
    • James Martin’s American Adventure
    • James Martin’s French Adventure
    • James Martin’s Great British Adventure
    • Jane Eyre (1973)
    • Jane Eyre (1983)
    • Jane Eyre (2006)
    • Jewel in the Crown
    • Joanna Lumley: Search for Noah’s Ark
    • Joanna Lumley’s Japan
    • Joanna Lumley’s Silk-Road Adventure
    • Joanna Lumley Trans-Siberian Adventure
    • Jonathan Creek series 1 – 5
    • Jonathan Creek: Black Canary (1998 Christmas Special)
    • Jonathan Creek: Satan’s Chimney (2001 Christmas Special)
    • Jonathan Creek: The Grinning Man (2008 Christmas Special)
    • Jonathan Creek: The Judas Tree (2010 Easter Special)
    • Jonathan Creek: The Clue of the Savant’s Thumb (2013 Easter Special)
    • Jonathan Creek: Daemon’s Roost (2016 Special)
    • Judi Dench’s Wild Borneo Adventure
    • Julie Walters is an Alien
    • Keeping Up Appearances series 1 – 5 *(No Christmas Specials)
    • The Kindness of Strangers
    • Lady Chatterley
    • Lady Chatterley’s Lover
    • Lambs of God
    • Lark Rise to Candleford series 1 – 4
    • Last Tango in Halifax series 1 – 3
    • Law & Order UK series 1 (episodes 3; 5; 7), series 2 (episodes 1 – 3; 6), series 3 (episode 1; 3 – 4; 6), series 4 (episodes 1; 5 – 6), series 5
    • The Darling Buds of May: Le Grand Weekend (series 2, episode 7 / 1992 Christmas episode)
    • Lewis series 1 – 9
    • Liar
    • Life in Cold Blood
    • Life in Pictures (episodes 1 – 2; 4 – 7; 9 –10; 12 –15; 17; 19)
    • Life in the Freezer
    • Life in the Undergrowth
    • Life on Mars series 1 – 2
    • Lightfields
    • Little Boy Blue
    • Little Britain series 1 – 3
    • Little Britain pilot
    • Little Dorrit
    • Live at the Apollo series 13
    • Lost in Austen
    • Love Island series 1 – 5
    • Love Lies Bleeding
    • Love in a Cold Climate
    • Lucan
    • Maigret series 1 – 2
    • Manhunt
    • Marcella series 1 – 2
    • Marchlands
    • Marion & Geoff series 1 (30 min episode re-cut)
    • Martin Luther King by Trevor McDonald
    • McMafia series 1
    • Meghan and Harry: In Their Own Words
    • Michael Palin and the Mystery of Hammershoi
    • Michael Palin in North Korea
    • Michael Palin’s Hemingway Adventure
    • Michael Palin: New Europe / Michael Palin’s New Europe
    • Middlemarch
    • Midsomer Murders series 1 – 20
    • Midsomer Murders BritBox Exclusive (As yet unbroadcast on TV Series 20 episodes 5 and 6 also included in main listing)
    • Midwinter of the Spirit episode 1 only
    • Mock the Week series 15 – 17 *(includes Christmas 2016)
    • Monroe series 1 – 2
    • Mrs Biggs
    • My Family series 1 – 11
    (*series 4 episode “Blind Justice” missing
    *series 4 episodes “Friday the 13th” and “May the Best Man Win” listed twice instead of “Sitting Targets” and “It’s a Window Filled Life”
    *series 5 episodes “First Past the Post”, “Dentist to the Stars” and “The Book of Love” listed twice instead of “What’s Up, Docklands?”, “While You Weren’t Sleeping” and “A Wife Less Ordinary”
    *“What’s Up, Docklands?” should be “You Don’t Know Jack”
    *description for “You Don’t Know Jack” on both “The Mummy Returns” and “What’s Up, Docklands?” Others are subsequently on wrong episodes.
    *does not include Christmas Specials)
    • My Mother & Other Strangers
    • Nature’s Great Events
    • Nature’s Great Migrations
    • Next of Kin (ITV)
    • North & South
    • One Foot in the Grave series 1 – 6 *(No Christmas Specials)
    • Only Fools and Horses series 1 – 7
    (*does not include the Christmas Specials “Christmas Crackers”, “Diamonds are for Heather”, “Thicker Than Water”, “To Hull and Back”, “A Royal Flush”, “The Frog’s Legacy”, “Dates”, “The Jolly Boys’ Outing”, “Rodney Come Home”, “Mother Nature’s Son”, “Fatal Extraction”, “If They Could See Us Now”, “Strangers on the Shore”, “Sleepless in Peckham”
    *“Miami Twice” I (“The American Dream”) II (“Oh To Be In England”) under separate unnumbered series tab
    *“Heroes and Villains”, “Modern Men”, “Time On Our Hands” under separate unnumbered series tab)
    • Open All Hours series 1 – 4 *(No pilot or Christmas Special)
    • Ordinary Lies series 1 – 2
    • Outnumbered series 1 – 5 *(No Christmas Specials)
    • Paddington Station series 1 (episode 4 only) series 2 (episodes 5; 7; 10; 12 – 15; 17; 19 – 20)
    • Parade’s End
    • Plebs series 1 – 4
    • Posh People: Inside Tatler
    • Pride and Prejudice (1995)
    • Prime Suspect series 1 – 7
    • Prime Suspect 1973
    • QI XL series 14 (N) – 15 (O)
    • Reckless *(Reckless: The Sequel not on BritBox)
    • Red Dwarf series 1 – VIII
    • Rev. series 1 – 3 *(Christmas Special is part of series 2)
    • Rillington Place
    • Roast Battle series 1 – 3
    • Safe House series 1 – 2
    • School Swap: The Class Divide
    • Scott & Bailey series 1 – 5
    • Secret Diary of a Call Girl series 1 – 4
    • See No Evil
    • Sense & Sensibility (2008)
    • Shakespeare & Hathaway: Private Investigators series 1
    • Shetland series 1 – 4
    • Silk series 1 – 3
    • Spooks series 1 – 10
    • Still Open All Hours series 1 – 4 *(No Christmas Specials including first original revival episode)
    • Strangers
    • That Mitchell and Webb Look
    • The Bay series 1
    • The Coroner series 1 – 2
    • The Darling Buds of May series 1 – 3 *(No “Christmas is Coming!”; “Le Grand Weekend” listed separately)
    • The Durrells series 1 (episodes 3 – 6), series 2 – 4
    • The Flying Scotsman
    • The Forsyte Saga series 1 – 2
    • The Frankenstein Chronicles series 1 – 2
    • The Ganges with Sue Perkins
    • The Good Karma Hospital series 1 – 2
    • The Good Life series 1 – 4 *(No “Silly, But It’s Fun…” Christmas Special
    • The Good Life Royal Special 1978 / “When I’m 65”
    • The Great Fire (episodes 2 – 4)
    • The Halcyon
    • The Inspector Lynley Mysteries series 1 – 6
    • The Inspector Lynley Mysteries: A Great Deliverance (pilot)
    • The Jumbo Jet: 50 Years in the Sky (episode 2 only)
    • The Jury series 2
    • The League of Gentlemen series 1 – 3 & Anniversary Specials (as Series 4) *(No Christmas Special)
    • Life of Birds
    • The Loch
    • The Mekong River with Sue Perkins
    • The Only Way is Essex series 1 – 24 *(includes TOWIE Live and preceding episode listed as series 7 episode 11 on Wikipedia in separate listing)
    • The Only Way is Essex: Totally Vajazzled
    • The Only Way is Essex Special 2011 / Reem All About It
    • The Only Way is Essexmas Christmas Special 2011
    • The Only Way is Essex: The Only Way is Marbs
    • The Only Way is Essexmas Christmas Special 2012
    • The Only Way is Essexmas Christmas Special 2013
    • The Only Way is Essexmas Christmas Special 2014
    • The Only Way is Essexmas Christmas Special 2015
    • The Only Way is Essexmas (2016 parts I / II)
    • The Only Way is Essexmas Christmas Special 2017
    • The Private Life of Plants
    • The QE2
    • The Royle Family series 1 – 3 *(No Christmas Specials)
    • The Syndicate series 1 – 2
    • The Thick of It series 1 – 4 *(does not include “Spinners & Losers”)
    • The Thick of It Christmas Special 2006 / “The Rise of the Nutters”
    • The Trip series 1 – 2
    • The Vicar of Dibley series 1 – 2
    (*1999-2000 Seasonal Specials listed as series 3
    *2004 “Merry Christmas” and “Happy New Year” listed as series 4
    *No 1996 Christmas Special “The Christmas Lunch Incident”)
    • The Widow
    • The Widower
    • The Yorkshire Vet series 5 – 7
    • The Young Ones
    • This Life series 1 – 2 & This Life +10
    • Tina & Bobby
    • Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
    • Tipping the Velvet
    • Titanic
    • Tony Robinson: Coat to Coast
    • Top Gear series 21 – 26
    • Top Gear Africa Special
    • Top Gear: India Special
    • Top Gear: Patagonia Special
    • Trauma
    • Trevor McDonald: Return to South Africa
    • Tutankhamun
    • Twenty Twelve series 1 – 2
    • Undercover
    • Undercover Heart
    • Unforgotten series 1 – 3
    • Upstairs Downstairs series 1 – 5
    • Vanity Fair
    • Vera series 1 – 9
    • Vicious series 1 – 2 *(no Christmas Special or the 2016 finale)
    • Victoria series 1 – 3
    • Victoria Wood As Seen On TV *(no Christmas Special)
    • W1A series 1 – 3
    • Weird Wonders of the World
    • Whitechapel series 1 – 4
    • Wild Africa
    • Wild Bill
    • Wild Britain
    • Wild China
    • Wild Wales
    • Wire in the Blood series 1 – 6
    • Wolf Hall
    • Wonders of Life
    • Wonders of the Solar System
    • Wonders of the Universe
    • Yes, Minister series 1 – 3 *(No Christmas Special)
    • Yes, Prime Minister series 1 – 2

    Films:
    • The Ipcress File
    • The Company of Wolves
    • Genevieve
    • Whistle Down the Wind
    • The Importance of Being Earnest
    • The Tamarind Seed
    • Without a Clue
    • Blithe Spirit
    • Escape to Athena
    • The Life and Death of Colonel Blimp
    • Henry V
    • The Fourth Protocol
    • Doctor in the House
    • The Scarlet Pimpernel
    • Hamlet
    • In Which We Serve
    • The Boys From Brazil
    • The Eagle Has Landed

    • Trouble in Store
    • That Riviera Touch
    • Wilt
    • Rising Damp
    • On The Beat
    • Porridge
    • The Intelligence Men
    • The Magnificent Two

    • The Lady Vanishes
    • Sabotage
    • Young and Innocent
    • (The 39 Steps was there on launch day, already gone)

    • A Matter of Life and Death

    • Black Narcissus
    • Oliver Twist
    • The Battle of the River Plate
    • The Red Shoes
    • The Fourth Protocol
    • Jungle Book

    • Ill Met By Moonlight
    • I Know Where I’m Going!

    • Carry On Up the Khyber
    • Carry On Doctor
    • Carry On Henry
    • Carry On Abroad
    • Carry On Again Doctor
    • Carry On At Your Convenience
    • Carry On Girls
    • (Carry On) Follow That Camel
    • Carry On Camping
    • Carry On Behind
    • Carry On Dick
    • (Carry On) Don’t Lose Your Head
    • Carry On Loving
    • Carry On Matron
    • Carry On Up the Jungle
    • Carry On England
    • That’s Carry On

    • We Dive At Dawn
    • The Heroes of Telemark

    • Madeleine

    • Long Day’s Journey Into Night

    • Bugsy Malone

    in reply to: Red Dwarf is now on BritBox in the US #255641
    Ridley
    Participant

    Red Dwarf is now on BritBox in the UK.

    V – VII are the series that don’t have any episodes with guidance information of which “adult humour” is one.

    3. Ouroborus
    30 mins

    The Dwarfers encounter a real live human woman who’s attractive and nice.

    in reply to: Silent Running #255534
    Ridley
    Participant

    Indiana Jones > Star Wars

    (mr) Rat: YEA

    in reply to: Rachael Stott did a couple of Red Dwarf drawings #255533
    Ridley
    Participant

    Some praise there from Dan Slott and Duncan Fegredo too – very cool.

    And other professionals so, y’know, GNP, hint hint.

    Imagine a one-time Smegazine limited edition to promote the new special.

    Called Series IX.

    in reply to: Chris Barrie has shut down his website #255404
    Ridley
    Participant

    But he’s not a casual observer and neither are you. Another thread in bad faith for Ian to mark poo.

    in reply to: Jokes you don't/didn't get #254788
    Ridley
    Participant
    Ridley
    Participant

    I was going to reply that series 3’s ending only works for series 3j not the show, from what I could recall from watching years ago but

    Ashes to Ashes Series 3

    in reply to: Idea for an episode. #254420
    Ridley
    Participant

    KRYTIE HUMVEE

    Wahey! “Hummer!” Sounds almost exactly like–

    It’s cold outside

    in reply to: Idea for an episode. #254287
    Ridley
    Participant

    SLACKIN’ THE RED PART NO

    Ridley
    Participant

    So that’s the Captain’s EOffice

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