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Anyway by that principle, if by killing their past selves, the future crew never existed to be able to kill themselves in the first place, how come JFK did exactly the same thing successfully in the same episode?

Something to do with Jeff Kay not destroying the means with which he travelled back in time in the past and unstable reality from merged “dimensions” possibly. Maybe. A bit.

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Not even the supposed gay-but-not-really Hutt?

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Worst Mario Kart by a country mile.

Only if you’re not counting Double Dash as a Mario Kart game.

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Is there anyone here who?s first exposure to Dwarf was VII or VIII?

Yes

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There?s a difference between shocking for the purpose of a ?joke? and, well, just linking to an illegal website. What?s next? Kiddie-porn websites for people who didn?t like Last Human, or is that a step too far?

Well I thought my joke was better. :s

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I think Dwarf should avoid suddenly pulling out a concept like the mirror universe from nowhere. It can be assumed Kochanski came across one in her dimension but it would have better if she’d actually said so. Or something.

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* I mean; I?m no prude Monkey, but FFS.

That seems to be the idea.

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…I liked Nanarchy.

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Richard Madeley and Judy Finnigan’s forthcoming show on new channel Watch will be called Richard and Judy’s New Position.

Ew.

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This theme would have been better:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOH8_Vf_xIE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMoJRLStD9c

( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbJDHn7B7gs )

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Bah. I wish I could just say ?I?ll be more careful? but I don?t even know when I wasn?t careful!

Int. Starbug corridor.
Alarm lights are flashing. Alert sirens are hooting.

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Seems more a case that Kochanski simply doesn’t believe there’s enough to be captain of. Two people? She would also have been captain when she was with Dave, her Dave. As Lister would have been when Rimmer left.

Seems the two just don’t have Rimmer’s obessesion with rank and find more worth in surviving/passing the time. Hollister on the other hand was running a mini city of 1,169 (plus prisoners?).

This is when a Red Dwarf expanded universe would come in handy. ;)

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Just think of all the classic titles we could have had for both Gamecube and Wii.

Most of their original output up to now have been planned Nintendo games carried over and reworked from the move: Kameo intended for N64 then GameCube, Perfect Dark Zero intended for the Gamecube, Diddy Kong Pilot became Banjo Pilot, Donkey Kong Coconut Crackers became It’s Mr. Pants.

Grabbed by the Ghoulies was supposedly intended for GameCube (the only flop) aswell.

Viva Pinata did well, got a TV series at the same time, a sequel and DS version. I don’t think Sabre Wulf is actually a remake but it’s on a Nintendo console.

2007
Jetpac Refuelled (XBLA) – MGS
Diddy Kong Racing DS (DS) – Nintendo
2006
Viva Pi?ata (Xbox 360) – MGS
2005
Banjo Pilot (GBA) – THQ
Conker: Live & Reloaded (Xbox) – MGS
Donkey Kong Country 3 (GBA) – Nintendo
Kameo: Elements of Power (Xbox 360) – MGS
Perfect Dark Zero (Xbox 360) – MGS
2004
Sabre Wulf (GBA) – THQ
Donkey Kong Country 2 (GBA) – Nintendo
It’s Mr. Pants (GBA) – THQ
2003
Donkey Kong Country (GBA) – Nintendo
Banjo-Kazooie: Grunty’s Revenge (GBA) – THQ
Grabbed by the Ghoulies (Xbox) – MGS
2002
Star Fox Adventures (GameCube) – Nintendo

What’s the major difference? To me it’s only Microsoft that ultimately lost out from the move.

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I’ve not really seen Rare as being all that different from the move. They’re still making Nintendoish games but without being held under Nintendo’s more games, more often policy.

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I suppose you could argue how much the hologram Rimmer and nano Rimmer are “like [he] used to be. Ughhh.”

In theory series VIII Rimmer is the continuation of pre-accident Rimmer which you only get to see in- what? The End, Stasis Leak and Ouroboros? And Me2 depending on at which point the nanobots resurrected the crew eg. Hollister was thrown against a wall after arguing with Rimmer about drive plates then got up and carried on as normal, discovered a different shaped ship, three million years on the clock, found Kochanksi gone, Lister missing from stasis, etc etc…

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In what way was the move bad for Rare?

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This is becoming The Biggest Douche in the Universe episode of South Park.

Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb.

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Perhaps the mirror universe flipped his sensibilities like the formula for the antidote.

Talia Garrett seemed the same on either side though, unless Rimmer was right about her the first time round and Mrs Hollister’s picture did require turning.

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“It’s so hideously dull I can’t describe it”

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I worked with Iain Lee on a pilot

Greg Grunberg?

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Well, since the only decent story idea in VIII is a rip off of Future Echoes?Probably not.

Of series VIII’s flaws, the plot bunnies aren’t amongst them. ;)

Having just come off watching the full hour Pete (the episode), I only just noticed the vending machine lady gets her food then teleports to the back of the queue.

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It’s your birthday, give ?15 to each player. Those cards aren’t free, y’know.

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Do the people that hate the Midget dance hate Tongue Tied?

(I like series VIII…)

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I thought you could legally use up to 30 seconds of any song that is over a minute in length. Or something like that.

Can’t you just use the internet method of pointing out who the copyright belongs to and claim fair use? ;)

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Didn’t Iain Lee interview Danny John-Jules on RI:SE once?

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I fucking LOVE that joke?

?did people not get it?

I did but then I first learned the term when looking up the Queen of Spain’s Beard episode of Blackadder/The Black Adder.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6OCbAnI51g

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?Tibetan ninja? snooze-fest

Boo urns

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I liked it. As good as the first one and I’m not a Batfan. The comics (and DC in general) always feel a bit beyond the realms of believability for me which these movies counter.

Thought the continuity from the end of the first film was bit shaky (half of Arkham escaping and the Joker card) and the look of the city for what was supposed to be a year on. Qui-Gon would be so proud. ;)

Never thought Two Face was dead, didn’t consider it even, if anything Gordon’s already faked a death once. A fake death I did actually fall for knowing Oldman’s attitude toward sequels. Believed Dent was being positioned to lead the hunt for Batman.

Are there any good villains left apart from Riddler that could handle being made more… uhh… human? Hopefully Joker simply breaks his own neck between Knight and a third installment rather than someone trying to replicate the Ledger portrayal.

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Mum. I never had a mum…

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In retrospect I’d avoid series one and just watch from series two but Pete’s version makes more sense.

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I?ve had a quick go though, and it made me all fuzzy inside.

Wiimote: ur doin it wrong

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Next episode, Donna gets sucked into Jumanji

“Flowtog mowtog botox blorog”

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Just read Mr. Ellard’s Indy 4 review on that other website. Has everyone seen the supposed Darabont draft?

Apart from fewer plot questions and Jones breaking his equipment out of the museum (now having to leave the country because he could be executed as a Communist), I do think the cinema got the better version.

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I thought it was largely meh but the spoilers were a factor. Surprised someone saying “Oh I’m good again” is considered enough to constitute a redemption and is ample payoff for a character.

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Which was? Brawl feels a bit slower than Melee

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Isn’t the Witchsmeller the guy who plays The Cat in Red Dwarf? He smiles very similarly. 0_o

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Is awesome.

[Partridge]D’you really think so?[/Partridge] The only special I consider close to being on par with the series is the Cavalier years. Not that I don’t like them, they’re just… different.

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Blackadder Christmas Carol?

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Oh, and Phil – Smash Bros isn?t out in the UK until JUNE THE FUCKING 27TH. As soon as it?s out, I?ll get it?

…Well did you?

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http://www.starwarscrawl.com/?id=21248

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Happy …yesterday

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Leeds?

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THEM LOT OFF TORCHWOOD

Both of them.

That kid from the Sarah Jane thing was there too.

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More Raston Robot. :D

I once thought Tom Baker should come back and have him turn out to be The Master.

(I should point out my grip on old series Who is very loose)

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Sounds like Mimosa Pale got an upgrade.

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I?ve never worn them before.

I hope you get pregnant, you cheap little tart!

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But it’s courage and it’s love!

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(Last of the Time Lords being his weakest, and even then, I seem to have enjoyed it far more than most).

I didn’t like the big reset button.

Guess reviews are saying filler because they know it was a replacement script. It should stay self contained or the ending is undermimed. (“He’s right it should!” “It should yeah!” “I agree!”)

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[Spall]No, no, no…[/Spall]

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For me, the good bits were diluted by the constant repetition when I realised that’s all the episode was going to be.

It was padding.

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