Profile Topics Started Replies Created Engagements Forum Replies Created Viewing 50 replies - 1 through 50 (of 730 total) 1 2 3 … 13 14 15 Author Replies April 24, 2025 at 5:31 am in reply to: God Does Not Play Dice with the Smega-Drive (Now With 47% More Blast-Processing) #305094 HamishParticipant So… is the snake Kochanski’s tongue? April 23, 2025 at 5:11 am in reply to: Other Shows Episode Titles #305064 HamishParticipant > Have you watched another show ever April 15, 2025 at 5:25 am in reply to: Chris Barrie has updated his website #304912 HamishParticipant April 10, 2025 at 8:17 pm in reply to: They’ve remade Casablanca #304769 HamishParticipant April 10, 2025 at 8:07 pm in reply to: Your Red Dwarf Memes for Safe and Courteous Disposal Out the Nearest Airlock #304768 HamishParticipant Electronic old men! Warning! Old men… are the future! Within the week there will be old men running the world. A new age! A new age? We’ve had Trump and Biden for eight years. April 6, 2025 at 9:15 pm in reply to: Your Red Dwarf Memes for Safe and Courteous Disposal Out the Nearest Airlock #304665 HamishParticipant Not Red Dwarf but you are asking for it… April 4, 2025 at 4:25 am in reply to: Red Dwarf’s inclusion in “greatest ever TV series” polls and listicles #304592 HamishParticipant There were five productions in that time though, but let’s not get into “seasons” again… April 1, 2025 at 7:44 pm in reply to: Line sharing in the original 6 Seasons #304490 HamishParticipant March 28, 2025 at 10:15 am in reply to: Doctor Who – The ‘Revival’ Era #304218 HamishParticipant How about an entirely alien companion generated by CGI? March 28, 2025 at 5:24 am in reply to: I’m a new user and I like Red Dwarf #304191 HamishParticipant Series 72? March 28, 2025 at 5:05 am in reply to: Line sharing in the original 6 Seasons #304184 HamishParticipant I’m also happy to continue with it if anyone knows where I can find Series IX-Promised Land scripts. Well, all of the actual lines are on the Smegadrive of course, but the formatting is not as conducive to your purposes. I was able to get a workable transcript of The Promised Land by just copying all of the captions into a text editor and chopping out the blank spaces using sed but the lines of course are still not neatly delineated. March 28, 2025 at 4:30 am in reply to: Characters you had problems with #304183 HamishParticipant March 27, 2025 at 2:20 am in reply to: Characters you had problems with #304063 HamishParticipant Interesting, it works when I am logged in. But since I am feeling generous: March 26, 2025 at 10:05 pm in reply to: Blake’s 7 thread #304040 HamishParticipant Especially Timelash. March 26, 2025 at 8:02 pm in reply to: Good Things in ‘Bad’ Episodes #304026 HamishParticipant March 26, 2025 at 7:40 pm in reply to: The Classic Doctor Who Thread – Spoilers? #304023 HamishParticipant And in the sheets? March 26, 2025 at 7:35 pm in reply to: What would a rerecorded Series 1 look like? #304022 HamishParticipant If that last one was bollocks though we’d be all over it. March 26, 2025 at 7:26 pm in reply to: Characters you had problems with #304020 HamishParticipant March 25, 2025 at 4:53 am in reply to: Your Unpopular Red Dwarf Opinions #303899 HamishParticipant Am I the only one who ever heard that line as being “I really should be wearing clothes”? March 25, 2025 at 4:38 am in reply to: I’m a new user and I like Red Dwarf #303895 HamishParticipant Spoilers! March 25, 2025 at 4:04 am in reply to: Mundane observation dome #303894 HamishParticipant Talkie? March 21, 2025 at 2:52 am in reply to: Online Safety Act – should we be worried? #303646 HamishParticipant March 18, 2025 at 4:10 am in reply to: Series 8 #303494 HamishParticipant It fucks me up how much he looks like Matt Gaetz. March 10, 2025 at 7:13 pm in reply to: Welsh Mountain #303320 HamishParticipant The United Kingdom. March 9, 2025 at 10:25 pm in reply to: Weird Tony Hawks CD #303300 HamishParticipant March 9, 2025 at 5:32 am in reply to: Czech Dwarf #303287 HamishParticipant We all assume that the Cat will have a similar life span to Lister, but the oldest domestic cat only lived to be 38, and that was itself a huge exception. How old was the Cat Priest exactly? March 8, 2025 at 3:04 am in reply to: Poohniverse #303257 HamishParticipant March 8, 2025 at 2:58 am in reply to: Lines from something else that sound like they’re from Red Dwarf #303256 HamishParticipant I am reminded of how Americans were panic buying toilet paper during the last big port strike even though most of their supply is produced domestically. February 28, 2025 at 9:45 pm in reply to: Lines from something else that sound like they’re from Red Dwarf #303032 HamishParticipant February 27, 2025 at 3:55 am in reply to: Your Red Dwarf Memes for Safe and Courteous Disposal Out the Nearest Airlock #303012 HamishParticipant That admittedly seemed more original before I noticed we had looped onto another page… February 27, 2025 at 3:53 am in reply to: Your Red Dwarf Memes for Safe and Courteous Disposal Out the Nearest Airlock #303011 HamishParticipant February 12, 2025 at 5:33 am in reply to: Your Red Dwarf Memes for Safe and Courteous Disposal Out the Nearest Airlock #302709 HamishParticipant February 10, 2025 at 3:56 am in reply to: It was Lister, wasn’t it? He put you off. #302642 HamishParticipant Even if it was water he’s still got most of it down his front. Danny manages. January 15, 2025 at 6:22 am in reply to: Lines from something else that sound like they’re from Red Dwarf #301940 HamishParticipant In other news, we are still doubling down: January 7, 2025 at 6:04 am in reply to: Lines from something else that sound like they’re from Red Dwarf #301741 HamishParticipant Lines from something else that sound like they’re memes on G&T January 5, 2025 at 5:12 am in reply to: Mundane observation dome #301683 HamishParticipant while not giving a shit about the fascinating new species under his nose (even though they have the specific number of breasts he desires) They hide them well. December 3, 2024 at 5:25 am in reply to: God Does Not Play Dice with the Smega-Drive (Now With 47% More Blast-Processing) #300746 HamishParticipant November 16, 2024 at 10:38 pm in reply to: Your Red Dwarf Memes for Safe and Courteous Disposal Out the Nearest Airlock #300055 HamishParticipant Now may be the time to sit ID down and explain the House of Lords… October 26, 2024 at 12:54 am in reply to: Mundane observation dome #299323 HamishParticipant October 24, 2024 at 7:17 am in reply to: Mundane observation dome #299196 HamishParticipant Which begs the question of course of why a space station should not look like a shopping centre? Both are intended as large spaces where humans are meant to gather and do business. October 12, 2024 at 7:03 am in reply to: III on 2 #298941 HamishParticipant As a Canadian all I can say is that I have been there. October 12, 2024 at 6:58 am in reply to: The Gallifrey Gals’ own thread #298940 HamishParticipant Why does Lister insist on spilling half of it down his front anyway? October 10, 2024 at 4:47 am in reply to: Mundane observation dome #298877 HamishParticipant So is it really free will? I’d say that is a “no” then. August 29, 2024 at 12:07 am in reply to: Your Red Dwarf Memes for Safe and Courteous Disposal Out the Nearest Airlock #297912 HamishParticipant The other hand however is kept quite busy. August 10, 2024 at 1:06 am in reply to: Uniforms: which patch, where? #297450 HamishParticipant So I think we’ve decided to do it Rimmer-style. August 10, 2024 at 1:01 am in reply to: Unanswered Questions #297448 HamishParticipant Rimmer needs a cat. If they turn off some lights can they power a hologram cat? I feel like he’d be at least 20% less cunty if he could pet a cat. That might make for an awkward situation for The Cat though. July 30, 2024 at 6:10 am in reply to: Mundane observation dome #297158 HamishParticipant Or, the Series 1-VII Rimmer is still out there being Ace (or is dead and has passed the baton to another Rimmer), and the Dave era Rimmer is a new hologram that Lister chose to bring back after regaining control of the Dwarf, because he realised that he needed the moon to his sun. The nice thing about this idea is that it sidesteps the whole memory thing by allowing for the injection of the actual truth: the creator of the hologram simply wanted him the be this way. July 10, 2024 at 4:50 pm in reply to: Mundane observation dome #296586 HamishParticipant July 7, 2024 at 5:35 pm in reply to: __\\\ G&T General Erection Thread ///__ #296461 HamishParticipant just a general sense that the adults are back in the room again this is how I felt about Biden, but then the dementia and the Israel stuff kinda put me off him (among other things) This came up in my YouTube feed this morning: As for the Tories, if they want PR they can come join us over in the cool kids pool, but they definitely have to shower first because they stink. July 6, 2024 at 5:45 pm in reply to: __\\\ G&T General Erection Thread ///__ #296418 HamishParticipant Author Replies Viewing 50 replies - 1 through 50 (of 730 total) 1 2 3 … 13 14 15
