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I was going to say that, but aware that I’ve said it about 10 times already on here. 

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This is very interesting. I’ve always been fascinated by the movie and what might have been, although from what we’ve seen over the years, I still can’t fathom how it would all string together. We’ve got pre-accident scenes on Earth (or Mimas or somewhere) with Lister signing up for JMC and Red Dwarf leaving dock, an opening that clearly happens in the series’ present day, what looks to be some sort of Mad Max style Cat colony, some ancient Egyptian styled ‘Sphinxian’ baddies, assisted by ‘Paradroids’ – that whole bit of blurb about ‘Homo Sapienoids’ taking over the solar system and hunting humans, the Hoguey sequence that was parachuted into The Beginning, some sort of double Rimmer scenario etc etc. I’d guess that these are taken from various different versions of the script, so it might be that they’re mutually exclusive, but it all seems very disparate. 

I’d be surprised if more than a chunk of the rest hasn’t showed up in the interim series between VIII and The Promised Land. Fascinating stuff though, and it’s a shame to think it may never see the light of day when so much work has clearly gone into it. 

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It’s fine, the props department probably just covered it in icing sugar or something. 

This moment has always stuck in my head, so I need to ask: what are the moments in Red Dwarf, not the obvious ones, that put you off?

I can’t stand Lister licking his dust-covered finger here. It’s awful.

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I can knock up a 3D render or something if anyone needs one. 

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You could do some decent forced perspective shots with it in the background of scenes so it looked full size and further away. Of course this wouldn’t work with the redesigned XI and XII Starbug as they look different, which raises the question of why they built that version in the first place. I just hope it ends up somewhere nice, not rotting in a field under a tarpaulin somewhere. 

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Cheers Paul! Have you a link to your stuff?

https://www.artstation.com/artwork/JlvEeR

here you go! 

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Brilliant work Andrew! Nice to meet someone else who also enjoys painstakingly recreating details of Red Dwarf in 3D that were almost certainly knocked out in a 5 minute panic by a stressed art director, 30+ years ago. 

Here’s the tax disc I made for my Blue Midget model: 

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I mean, aside from the reusable ejector seat that they use in the same episode. 

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The cloaking thing sort of works if you imagine it can only be used once, a bit like an airbag or ejector seat.

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Doug splicing in some specially shot cutaways of a bus interior to cover the obvious ADR re-record for Back to Earth’s 15th anniversary rerelease. 

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I liked it. 

It looked nice, the performances were all pretty solid, there was some fun, soapy RTD dialogue peppered about and some nice practical FX stuff. It was also about as subtle as a brick to the face and quite hamfisted in places, but ultimately you’d have to be a bit of a prick to object to the overall message.

Now, how do we convince Disney to bung some of their money at Red Dwarf? 

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Not really sure how that happened, I’ve only watched it once. 

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Here’s my 3D Mk.1 Blue Midget in its landing bay. 

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The Jade Judgement 

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I don’t know what I expected, but it wasn’t this. 

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“Ahead, groove factor five! Yeah!”

Only a small mishearing, but it took me about twenty years to figure that one out. I always heard it as ‘Ahead, groove back to five!”, as if Holly was giving verbal dance directions to his little moving TV stand, á la Rimmer directing the skutters.

It’s an odd line of dialogue either way, but there’s something very funny and endearing about the sheer enthusiasm with which Norm delivers it.

 

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That’s brilliant, thank you! God, it’s amazing what you can find on eBay.

Here’s where I’m at at the moment – if progress continues at it’s current pace I’m confident I can have it finished at some point before the universe finally collapses into a lifeless vacuum.

After 15 odd years, I swear I will at some point learn how to post an image on this bloody website.

View post on imgur.com

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That’s brilliant, thank you! God, it’s amazing what you can find on eBay.

Here’s where I’m at at the moment – if progress continues at it’s current pace I’m confident I can have it finished at some point before the universe finally collapses into a lifeless vacuum.

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Link works for me. I tried to re-host an embed it and that doesn’t seem to work so here is just an impure link

That’s great, cheers. Trying to put together a reasonably accurate 3D model of the thing at the moment so it’s nice to have a proper reference, as there are so few photos of the original model out there, and they’re all shite quality.

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Which part was it? Looks like the picture links are dead.

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JUST THE LEGS

Special edition of the classic episodes presented in 8:3 ratio , cropped in so that only the actor’s lower limbs are visible in shot.

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THE INQUISITOR’S VISITOR

The immortal simulant is driven to despair when his obnoxious cousin Simon travels down from Dundee and insists on staying in his spare bedroom for three weeks.

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I think the willingness of the cast and/or age is probably the main deciding factor at the moment. I get the impression Robert is (understandably) not too keen on getting encased in latex for hours on end these days. The pandemic certainly won’t have helped, either.

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HONDA QUORN 2

The Japanese car manufacturer releases the new and improved version of their popular vehicle, formed entirely from cultivated mycoprotein fungus.

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FOND O’ QUORN

Acclaimed comedy writer Rob Grant’s new Radio 4 show, in which he discusses his love of the titular meat substitute.

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URINE REPORT, MILADDO

Rimmer demands a detailed description of Lister’s most recent piss.

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It’s a small country, most people just walk.

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I’m afraid Hamish and I have assumed control of G&T. This is a Canadian website now.

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I didn’t actually check the link, but yeah, I suppose it must have been in a separate forum post or something.

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Back in the mid 2000’s, when G&T was notably swearier, this article was posted: https://www.ganymede.tv/2005/05/rob-grant-is-a-lazy-fucking-cunt/

Someone took issue with it in the comments.

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No.

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I’ve been casually dipping in and out of this series, but I enjoyed this one mainly on the basis that it was set and filmed in my home town, even if it was a sort of Bizarro world version of Gloucester that isn’t covered in shuttered shop windows, bored groups of teens, and seagull shit.

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IT’S A NAME I MADE UP, MCCAUL-AY ACTUALLY

Rimmer attempts to communicate with the 3 million year old freeze dried carcass of a Scottish comedian, misinterpreting the writing on his pod due to a careless spelling error in the previous post.

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FRED MACAULEY, YOUR EYES ARE LIKE TWO LIMPID POOLS OF LOVELINESS…

Whilst perusing cwickham’s stolen diary, Lister is amused to discover a romantic ode to a Scottish comedian.

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Watched the first episode last night. It’s a weird one, the whole thing felt a bit stilted and artificial. Hugh Laurie was great though, and there were a couple of very funny moments. Hopefully it’ll pick up a bit as it goes on.

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“We’re still in deep space sir, only now we’re in deep space in the 15th century!”

Also the slightly deflated “Well, yes.” that follows Rimmer’s line.

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DASHER, DANCER, PRANCER, VIXEN, COMET, CUPID, DONNA DISTEFANO, BLITZEN

Norman Lovett has his football confiscated by an irate reindeer.

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BABY IT’S COLD OUTSIDE, THERE’S NO KIND OF ATMOSPHERE

Rimmer’s date flushes herself out of an airlock to avoid his relentless advances.

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HELLO THE WALL BY JOHN LANCHESTER, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

Kochanski holds a book group meeting to discuss the popular British author’s recent work of dystopian fiction.

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AHHH…ROB OR ROSS

The argument is resolved when everyone agrees they’re both great in their own way.

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ARGH! ROB OR ROSS?

The crew get into a heated argument over which Kryten actor they prefer.

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HOTTIE, HOTTIE, HOTTIE

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I’m just going to kick the wasps nest and say, having watched the first two episodes, I really like it…

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Outland is what I imagine Red Dwarf might have looked like if it had been produced as a modestly budgeted film rather than a low budget sitcom.

It’s also worth watching for the brief but hilarious performance of Sean Connery’s onscreen son, in what is presumably supposed to be a poignant moment.

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