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You do get to keep your head in one

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It does make sense for them to mostly have their own voices, since an individual voice is some anatomy and a lot of how you use it.

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Dropping/adding an actual frame and getting the small skip every second is what can be nauseating. Sort of like in Mario Kart 8 where a frame repeated itself every second and it was really distracing once you noticed it, except that was dropping 60 to 59 fps, not 25 to 24.

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Do you do the whole introduce yourself thing?

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YO KRAHTEH! WHEAH MAH DINNA AAAAYT?

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Chris Barrie as the voice of Rimmer, Craig Charles as Lister and body of Rimmer

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Either that, dildos, tires, shoes, or bouncy balls.

Or something else I’m missing entirely.

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Oh, or that

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Is Ace Rimmer’s wig real then?

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Can Rimmer take off his tunic, or would it require its own separate light bee?

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Oh no.

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You forgot the minor problem it ran into once of being cancelled for ten years.

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I think Rimmer would work in a black/dark uniform if Kryten’s costume got a little lighter and Lister returned to his t-shirt theme.

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Who are we to let some French designer decide what’s right?

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Do I have to bring up the French DVD AGAIN?

Do I have to bring up fuck off AGAIN?

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Red Dwarf IX was Red Dwarf I Remastered, remember?

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If they’d had enoUGH TRANSPORT SHIPS LIKE A WELL-EQUIPPED VESSEL, THEY WOULD HAVE ALL ESCaped on stARBUGS AND MIDGETS in Only the Good…, and then blOWN THE DAMN THING UP. AND A MINING SHIP BUILT TO ITS ORIGINAL PLANS BEFORE CUTBACKS IS CERTAINLY GOING TO HAVE ENOUGH ESCAPE PODS/SHIPS, DOUGLAS.

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XI feels to me like everyone is finally accepting that the human race will remain in the past. In every single one you really start to feel the effects of the human race finally being gone. In XII weird shit happens.

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Sex?

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It was a valid reference, just not one that worked very well in text.

Anyways, to answer your question, they tried to get Seb P in every episode, but he was always unavailable.

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Is your name Seb P?

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but the ship has loads of mining equipment on it: the bazookoids, the mining laser from BTE etc. so there was evidently some mining going on somewhere at some point in some area of the ship

They had to keep everyone fooled somehow.

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I think they wanted Adolf Hitler back in his character’s two later appearances.

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Well, at least since somebody unearthed the secret of Back to Earth. That one really blew my mind.

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Somebody alert the press. This is the biggest story since the Red Dwarf theme had lyrics.

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You monkeys eat off the floor? Ain’t you got no style or sophistication?

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It wasn’t a drive plate that blew, it was another experiment and that’s how they covered it up.

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Moved to tears? I thought you said boob on her rear!

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Where’s the cat?

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Would you mind blowing into this criticizer for me?

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Did Todhunter ever actually, in Lister’s terms, “get down”?

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Are you trying to tell me everybody’s dead?

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Surely you can’t be talking about Tikka to Ride.

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There’s the lady and the tramp spaghetti scene. Would that work with alphabetti spaghetti?

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Did Cat ever find out what game the skeletons were really playing?

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Rice is nasty. It has an awful texture about it and its purpose is to either taste like shit or to dilute spicy food for people who ordered a dish they couldn’t handle.

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Also, if you interpret Queeg as actually being five months, and we also never see how long it takes them to get back to normal at the end of Better Than Life, Stasis Leak, or Thanks for the Memory, all ending on situations that could have lasted weeks or months more, that would compress the OQ series into taking place in at most maybe fifteen months, and that’s if you say that VI really only does take a few weeks (which it sorta does).

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Hypothetically they restored Lister to a body at some point.

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My god, this is not in fact a Jawscvmcdia thread.

I learned from the worst.

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Yeah, Bexley would’ve had to make a trip back around seven years later, which easily could have been corrected between Out of Time and Tikka to Ride.

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I mean Bexley was well into his twenties when he died, right? It really could have been corrected after Out of Time.

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emotional breakdance

PARALLEL UNIVERSE II

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Is sucking just blowing in?

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The anniversary of VII was very mildly celebrated last year. That’s the sort of thing I’m thinking about. Not throwing a massive party.

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Fives are regularly celebrated anniversaries, at least the way I see it. It’s not randomly selected, it’s something actually worthy of celebration. When the Silver Survey was done in 2013 nobody was sitting there going ‘well 25 is a bit of a weird one to celebrate, isn’t it?’

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Then why would you celebrate anything for Series II’s 30th? Surely that’s like celebrating the 30th anniversary of your one-halfth wedding anniversary?

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Ah, got it.

Surely there’ll be something for VI turning 25, though? It doesn’t seem like pulling a random number out of the air, it’s just sort of a five-year which would make sense to celebrate?

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Right, because Series I needed to be grayer.

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Apparently I ranked the average episode over 16 episodes away from popular opinion.

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It literally says it’s our universe in reverse though

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