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“He said sorry, lads. Well just to show there’s no hard feelings, here’s one on the house.

Now about this Great Fire of London…”

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I completely agree with Seb on this matter, which makes him right.

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I’m sure Pete has at least one more surprise waiting for you up his sleeves or, uh, somewhere else.

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Oh great, now every time I eat cat litter I’m going to be worrying about my health.

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He does spend an inordinate amount of time laughing, yes, more often than not at his own jokes. All the podcasts I’ve heard I’ve found interesting enough, though.

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Seriously, no one’s going to mention the bunny outfit?

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I do it well, thank you! My name is Dave but I’m not sure if I’ve ever said that on here. I think I was still a teen when I registered and never bothered introducing myself because I was a scrabbling cunt back then.

But never mind about that, tell me more about your grandma’s wardrobe.

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Just in time for my Grandma’s 90th birthday. Ta!

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On G&T?! Don’t talk rot!

I couldn’t really fit a subtle typo into this one. If I had, it would’ve been legendarily hilarious.

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I missed the boat here, but I’m waving a little flag from the dock with “congratulations” scrawled on it in the most enormous handwriting.

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How odd; most comments I’ve seen from fans have been along the lines of “they must honour people who have been following the show religiously and not sell out (sigh) to a possible new audience”. I agree more with you, though. Maybe it will be more accessible anyway, seeing as the Name of the Doctor did some of the fan service people wanted from the 50th anniversary.

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Personally, I loved this episode and I liked this year’s batch of episodes overall, to be honest. I know it’s not popular opinion or anything, but there hasn’t been an episode that I’ve felt was a total loss. Yes, even that Rings one that everyone seems to hate. Though I do hope River’s gone for good, yes. “Goodbye, sweetie” is a good final line for her.

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Are we meant to say it in a different language each time? Oh… well, ‘appy birthday, mate!

That was cockney.

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Yes, yes, we’re all very frightened of you, you win, you have a big cock, etc. Now, off you fuck.

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> Usually I would not wish harm on anyone, but I’ve been hit by a bus before. It’s something I dearly think needs to happen to you. I don’t want you to die. However, if your ability to use a computer will be impaired, then I think that would make a lot of people happy.

#justprayin

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I was seeing Bill Bailey’s Qualmpedller at the time (which, by the way, was excellent), but I’ve caught up and yes, it was brilliant, though one of the people I watched it with did immediately say, “well that was a bit naff” as soon as the credits started rolling. Takes all sorts, I suppose.

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Heh, Nancy wins at life because he is a big cock.

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What have you accomplished, btw? I mean, you said before sgtsmiley has done more for Red Dwarf than any of us put together. Did he watch it harder than any of us, or something?

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You’re a very funny little man.

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I had no idea it was going to be as gory as it turned out to be, no. I’m expecting it this time, so maybe World’s End will be entirely devoid of blood. I wouldn’t bet on it though.

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Ah, it’s that old “reply to an insult by spouting utter bollocks in the hopes that it may seem witty” trick.

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She’s still crap at oral sex, though.

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Well, I liked it…

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And to think, yesterday I thought there could be nothing more ridiculously stupid as that fight between Doctor Who and Star Wars fans.

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You’re a bloody puppet!

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I’m sorry for your loss.

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AND MY AXE.

Also, my sister.

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Hello Boz!

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I’m so confused. Nancy has not been wronged, isn’t angry, and has apparently won, so why the complaining?

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Uh, ignore the way I capitalised the wrong word there. Not that anything going on in this thread is in any way important…

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“and you say it IS to ensure people are posting? you forgot it’s only like 6 people and harry being 8 people in years right? :)”

Nope, he said it’s his job to ensure those THAT are posting to stick to the rules. The number of people is irrelevant.

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Uh, I just registered on TOS. Wasn’t altogether hard.

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Yeah, that’s the thing about people with friends. They have back up. It’s awful.

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Meh, I found Hot Fuzz funnier than Shaun of the Dead, but I guess that comes down to personal taste. The over-the-top style of the gorier parts of HF made it work for me.

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If they don’t have every version of Rimmer in the 50th Anniversary special then fuck Naylor and his giant ego for betraying the fans.

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A family member is in the hospital with a serious case of The Shits. More interesting than my weekend of playing boggle with myself. And that’s not even a euphemism. Believe me, I wish it was. It would be more interesting than my weekend of ambiguous declarations.

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> I made a complete dick of myself in front of Chris and Robert last time

Years ago I went with my mum and brother to that Collectormania in Manchester when Simon Pegg and Nick Frost were promoting Hot Fuzz. At the end of their talk my mum ran up to Frost, who was handing out T-Shirts and coo’d “Helloooooo”, and he looked down at her from the stage and coo’d “Helloooooo” right back at her.

I think the moral of my story is that if we don’t make dicks of ourselves in front of celebrities, our mothers will do it for us.

As for why we went with our mum… well, she kind of bought the tickets. Would’ve been downright rude to leave her at home.

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Um…subverted. Damn, ruined a post with my own hasty fingers and lack of reviewing whatever it is I’m writing AGAIN.

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Kermo-Kermo-Kermo-Kermo-Kermodeisashit.

…

To the tune of “What a Wonderful World”.

Because expectations are made to be inverted.

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I feel hurt and a warmth in my heart at the same.

I….I have heartburn?

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If we need someone new to bitch about, let me be the first to volunteer as the target.

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I triple-dog-dare you to try some ketchup wine, Mabel.

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I haven’t read And Another Thing, but I’m glad that Mostly Harmless’ ending isn’t the official last word anyway. Was far too bleak for my liking.

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I watched up to episode five. I enjoyed what I saw, I wouldn’t say it lacked wit, and the last episode I saw ended on an interesting cliffhanger. Didn’t really grip me though. Though, that’s the same with Misfits. I think I just came along too late to both shows and I don’t have the drive to catch up.

> I might start watching.

You might start watching, not because of what is on but what ISN’T?

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I was going to make a comment on Pete Part Three, but I don’t I’m good enough friends with him to call him a knob without actual offence being taken. So I won’t.

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NOW things are heating up.

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Embrace your desires, Jason. It’ll make it so much more bearable.

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You say that, but when you touch yourself at night, that’s the face you’re making.

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This opening sentence of my post is an attempt at making a pun-ish thing about how Alex Ferguson is an arse.

But I agree with Newsome! Ta for the article!

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Everyone has AIDS! AIDS AIDS AIDS!

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