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How will I be able to read the blue midget article with it gone?

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He seemed much better when he had that Twitter account. Sure it was just someone pretending to be him but he was really nice

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>With Oculus can you only buy games from their shop?

No, you can buy games from steam and play them on the Oculus (rift at least), it’s what I do to give the the flexibility to change to a different brand when I upgrade.

VR is *fine*, but honestly… I don’t like gaming while standing up. That plus the fact there are few proper full games as opposed to what I refer to as “experience games” and wonky ports limits its appeal. For me VR ports overwhelmingly cause me nausea problems- I have several Serious Sam ports, they all make me ill, and Thief Simulator VR has a real short time period I can play.

There are some great games out there- Half Life Alyx is really the only game I can list as a full length game that I’m aware of and what I’ve played is wonderful. Blade and Sorcery is the best experience game I can think of, stabbing people in VR is pretty cathartic but limited in scope. The dev is going to put in a mode with some sort of progression because it’s still in Early Access so the game is still limited. Beat Saber is always recommended, but only if you use mods. The base game is too focused on upselling overpriced song packs.

Duck Season is fine, I’ve only done part of it but in terms of a VR duck hunt it’s good, and without going into spoilers uses its ‘living room in the 90s’ setting in an interesting way.

Boiling Steel is broken.

And for the last few to mention (as I’m sure you aren’t interested in me listing everything I have), HoloBall is a pretty fun squash-like game, and Soundart has the advantage of generating maps (unlike Beat Saber) but has a lot of limitations and features missing (can’t do flac, doesn’t have room rotation in options).

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MY LIVER HAS CANCER?

What a Dibbley!

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Someone took my ball and I complained until they gave it back

I can time travel, however unlike the dwarfers my time traveling powers are limited to going forwards in time at a rate of one second per second.

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BACK TO PRISON

In an episode that in the run up to the airing is hyped to show what happened at the end of series 8, the only reference to the time they spent in prison is Lister telling a story about a man attacking him with a knife

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RED DWARF PI

Red Dwarf releases a series of shorts, all of which are exactly 3:14 long

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Every forum I’ve been a member of I end up hitting the ‘most recent threads’ button because of reasons stated above, and that pretty much makes them like how this forum is set up like anyway. This is especially for forums with way too many subforums like a Millennium forum I used to be active on which had over 25 subforums. Yeesh.

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I’d love to see how you think that happened

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No they didn’t if they did this post wouldn’t exist. The official site’s forum was taken down

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JUST THE WRONG FILE

A mixup causes a home video of Doug Naylor’s Christmas family reunion to be played instead of the scheduled episode

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SILVER SECURITY CERTIFICATE

While in the alternate dimension in Back To Earth, Lister tries to visit fan page Ganymede and Titan. However, Firefox doesn’t let him visit the page due to it having an unmatched security certificate so he just continues his journey

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I’VE NEVER READ… THIS THREAD

Lister admits to posting in the ‘ideas for an episode’ thread without reading anyone else’s posts

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NO, IT’S PEE

Lister is honest about the stain on the front of his trousers

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SEE YA LATER ALLIGATOR

The crew are joined by an alligator and wacky hijinks occur when it eats Lister’s pet chicken. They throw it out the airlock and Cat complains about his missed chance to make some stylish shoes.

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RAIL IN THE RED

Kryten buys a monorail to install in Red Dwarf. Meanwhile, Cat tries to convince Lister it isn’t him who is wanking into all the socks on board.

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MMMCORP

M-Corp decides to improve their public profile by making a corporate cover of the famous Hanson song

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How much more awake can they get after using that sonic boom alarm sound?

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IS THAT NEWSPAPER YOURS? IT’S RUBBISH

Rimmer forgets about his subscription to The Mirror

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I HAVE THE BETTER, BETTER THAN LIFE

When Kryten buys a copy of the re-release of Better Than Life, Lister boasts that his copy of BTL has a cover that isn’t shitty

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A PEE ON TOAST

Queeg’s meal plan gets worse.

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LISTER CHECKS HIS SHOES

Lister gets around to having that awkward chat with Cat about him shitting and cumming on things

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HE’S A GEORDI

Lister asks Star Trek’s Geordi LaForge if his nipples get hard in cold weather

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YOU STUPID, UGLY GOIT

Lister puts on makeup to make himself look ugly and acts like a prat to prove that Kryten hates ugly people or something.

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DEATH OF A SALESMAN

Lister learns of yet more human life somehow existing 3 million years in the future when a door to door vacuum cleaner salesman knocks on the airlock. They immediately kill him because who buys vacuum cleaners from a door to door salesman? Not the Red Dwarf crew, that’s for sure.

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>It completely fails in terms of trying to make people pay attention to environmental issues and even in-universe the future episodes just pay it a little lip service or ignore it completely…

Dredging a topic from the top of the page…

Apparently the folding nacelles on Voyager were a fix to that problem (somehow), though it was never mentioned on screen (possibly due to them wanting to minimise references to ensure accessibility for new audiences). The angle was supposed to be different depending on how fast they were going, but, well, effects budgets and all.

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I find it an almost amusing coincidence that there’s now a drink called ‘Arenaline Rush’ when the men’s and women’s hockey teams for my state are called ‘Adrenaline’ and ‘Rush’ respectively.

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WAITING FOR GROCERIES

Kochanski goes to the shops in her submarine without asking Farmer Lister if he wants anything. He wonders what she’ll get.

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Well, I guess Lister would have fewer complaints about Rimmer’s blowjob technique

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Why did Starbug have dog food when they have a no pets rule?

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So what would it be blocked with, mayonnaise?

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Lister

Lister gets addicted to a VR game where he’s a radio psychiatrist in Seattle. He tries unsuccessfully to get the crew to switch to sherry.

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I guess there are problems with giving away a prize related to a movie that hasn’t got the green light yet

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Sex me a Boner

Lister accidentally drinks the last of the sexual magnetism virus. Rimmer spends the whole episode accidentally calling him “Craig’

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What if the Time Wand makes her pregnant with baby Lister?

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THANKS FOR THE SPORES

The crew stumble across yet another derelict. Kryten tells them that it uses fungus spores to transport to any point in the galaxy instantly. Lister tells him that makes no sense and clearly he’s reading the manual wrong. He then eats the teleporting fungus on toast.

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Twenty eight hours? First in the shower room!

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>We also have bottles of Leopard Lager up our sleeves.

Put it in the fridge.

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Include Cloud’s cut of Pete.

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I dunno, the simpsons archive has some pretty niche stuff in it

http://simpsonsarchive.com/guides/pinball_info.html
http://simpsonsarchive.com/guides/diamond_stickers.html
http://simpsonsarchive.com/guides/mr-t.html

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I’m having a small issue. In the first level of give and take, when I destroy the first turret it gives me a score then dumps me to the tutorial screen. When I go to the list of levels the next one isn’t available

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So does that make a photo a positive?

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I’d wager there is some manner of walking clock in that box

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Needs the series 12 episode titles.

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Children in need can’t pay 64 pounds for a t shirt! What sort of a monster has Doug become?

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The problem with mobile games is that due to the nature of the format, the gameplay is bound to have little to no depth. Rarely if at all do I actually consider a mobile game to be actually fun.

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>Is this the point where we all compare?

I think we all have to submit pictures. For the purposes of this thread, I’m black.

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Norman Lovett inserts

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And then the haunting, wailing noises turn out to be the Cat, moaning because he ate some bad fish and has a sore stomach.

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